# Josh Duggar - Ashley Madison Account

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 19, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289 "2015-08-19T21:48:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/221 "2015-08-29T13:03:43Z")

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By the Goddess, I hope not! Dear, you tend to overshare, almost as if you were trying to [del]troll[/del] get a strong reaction out of us.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/222 "2015-08-29T14:48:16Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> By the Goddess, I hope not! Dear, you tend to overshare, almost as if you were trying to [del]troll[/del] get a strong reaction out of us.

You are silly. I overshare IRL too, I’m just not one to hold my feelings in.  
Likely another reason why I’d be horrible at an affair.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/223 "2015-08-29T18:21:18Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> I think what’s done is having people try and pretend they are good people. I don’t think what’s done is the mockery they have earned and deserve. At least I hope not. I’ve been having them shoved down my throat as fabulous souls rather than the completely dreadful American Taliban they are for about a decade. I want to see them mocked in the public square for at least a few years. I want to see at least a few of the Duggar kids walk away from their parents and call them out for all the shitty things the parent have done to them – the neglect, the lack of a decent education, the religious brainwashing, the attempt to force sexism down their throats.

I like the program/journey you’ve got laid out for them here.

Take 'em off _The Learning Channel_ and stick 'em on _The Learning Their Lesson Channel_. 😃

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/224 "2015-08-29T18:23:52Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Nope, that left the station already. No train wrecks this time.

Not all (I’d hazard that very FEW) train wrecks happen in the station.

You must have seen _Silver Streak_ too many times… 😉

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/225 "2015-08-29T20:24:21Z")

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Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is perhaps the most famous person to not hike the Appalachian Trail. As a result, “hiking the Appalachian Trail” or “hiking the Appalachians” became a euphemism in the English language.

What’s come out of this or should we come up with something? “Just Joshing around” comes out easy enough but not enough bite, for me.

Anyone?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/226 "2015-08-29T23:04:27Z")

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Like her? I totally Duggar!

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**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/227 "2015-08-29T23:56:21Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is perhaps the most famous person to not hike the Appalachian Trail. As a result, “hiking the Appalachian Trail” or “hiking the Appalachians” became a euphemism in the English language.
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> What’s come out of this or should we come up with something? “Just Joshing around” comes out easy enough but not enough bite, for me.
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> Anyone?

> **[Urban Dictionary: duggar](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duggar)**
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> (verb) - to assault or abuse a person, especially a woman or child sexually Verbified after the announcement of the Duggar family that their son molested his sisters.

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> **Duggar**  
> (verb) - to assault or abuse a person, especially a woman or child sexually
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> _“A friend told me Josh admitted that he duggared his sister.”  
> “I was duggared by my brother.”_
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> **Duggar**  
> To be diddled by your brother and your parents blame you for it. See also “duggared” or “Duggar’s.”  
> \*Tony is serving time for duggaring his sister though she is now shunned from the family for being a tease by wearing her winter coat in his presence.  
> \*
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> **Duggar**  
> The act of biblically “knowing” your wife (no contraception or abortion permitted) until her uterus gains “clown car” status and your house becomes eligible for a separate zip code (to duggar, duggaring, duggary)  
> _I was just telling my Pastor that I’ve duggared my wife again and now we are expecting our 23rd child!_

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/228 "2015-08-30T02:23:52Z")

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> [@Crazyhorse](#):
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> [Urban Dictionary: duggar](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Duggar)

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> **Duggar**  
> The act of biblically “knowing” your wife ( **no contraception or abortion permitted** ) until her uterus gains “clown car” status and your house becomes eligible for a separate zip code (to duggar, duggaring, duggary)

AND no Duggarus Interruptus either! Gen. 38:9-10.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/229 "2015-08-30T05:12:47Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> You are silly. I overshare IRL too, I’m just not one to hold my feelings in.  
> Likely another reason why I’d be horrible at an affair.

Good lord woman. You are an honest to goodness mess.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/josh-duggar-ashley-madison-account/728289/230 "2015-08-30T13:15:26Z")

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“Duggared-up” to replace “knocked-up” after the third pregnancy.

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