# jsgoddess is now wonky

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155 "2017-12-11T00:03:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/1 "2017-12-11T00:03:22Z")

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Or, I guess I should say that I am officially revealing what everyone already knew, I’m wonky, in all meanings of that word.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/2 "2017-12-11T00:30:07Z")

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Couldn’t you have gone the hyphen route, like Farrah Fawcett-wonky?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/3 "2017-12-11T00:45:35Z")

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I knew this board could make or break people, but it can rescind goddess status?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/4 "2017-12-11T00:47:31Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I knew this board could make or break people, but it can rescind goddess status?

Yep, I’ve been thoroughly beat down into off-kilter mortal.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/5 "2017-12-11T01:11:50Z")

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Thought this was a pitting for a brief moment there. 🙂  
mmm

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/6 "2017-12-11T01:12:28Z")

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This will take some getting used to.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/7 "2017-12-11T01:13:41Z")

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I love it. It’s hard to think of a bigger wonk!

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/8 "2017-12-11T01:15:30Z")

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Y’know, that’s backwards, wonky.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/9 "2017-12-11T01:23:47Z")

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I got it! I finally got one, yay!me.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/10 "2017-12-11T01:31:21Z")

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> [@wonky](#):
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> Or, I guess I should say that I am officially revealing what everyone already knew, I’m wonky, in all meanings of that word.

> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Y’know, that’s backwards, wonky.

Y’know: wonky!

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/11 "2017-12-11T01:32:03Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Y’know: wonky!

_head explodes_

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/12 "2017-12-11T01:39:52Z")

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We lose more mods that way.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/13 "2017-12-11T01:40:50Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> _head explodes_

I know, right?

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/14 "2017-12-11T01:49:05Z")

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What happened to the original account?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/15 "2017-12-11T01:58:22Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> What happened to the original account?

Her join date says 2003, I’m pretty sure this is the original account. Just a little wonky now.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/16 "2017-12-11T02:00:27Z")

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Oh OK, I thought it was those lost-account-and-must-get-new-one things.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/17 "2017-12-11T02:23:11Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Y’know, that’s backwards, wonky.

I knew a slut from Tulsa. 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/18 "2017-12-11T03:50:30Z")

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Holy Shit, I got that one too!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/19 "2017-12-11T04:37:29Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> Oh OK, I thought it was those lost-account-and-must-get-new-one things.

Even if that happens, there are ways the Mods can merge them so you don’t lose anything.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jsgoddess-is-now-wonky/804155/20 "2017-12-11T05:17:16Z")

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Cecil may not like the competition and self-promotion.

😃

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