# jtur88 Is An Obvious Troll and Liar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 5, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886 "2014-08-05T17:54:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/21 "2014-08-06T00:55:47Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> Meh, I’m not seeing much trollery.
> 
> I think he is an old man with too much time on his hands, too many unfounded opinions and an unhealthy need for approval and attention.

Yeah, this. I am sooooo over old guys right now. Now that the baby boomers are past retirement age they’re just…everywhere. My dad included. They’re everywhere being angry and pushy and superior and annoying. And gross (yes you **aceplace57** ).

I hope some old guy on this board gets pissed at the above sentiment and starts a thread about how old guys are not all bad, “for instance not me” and gives me some examples of some old guys who aren’t all that bad. Because I need my faith restored, and your peers are making you look awful.

**glee**. He’s an old guy who’s not that bad. He should start a thread. **KlondikeGeoff** isn’t bad either but he’s more mature (er, way older) than some of these annoying dudes.

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/22 "2014-08-06T01:17:05Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> So, **jtur88** , you fucking troll, were you trolling the first time and lying the second, or lying the first time and trolling the second?

I’ve met hardcore antitheists in real life. It wouldn’t surprise me that someone could end up genuinely hating the Christianity and the Christian Establishment™  
They too were surprising tolerant of Muslims, because anything Evangelicals disliked must be in their minds, totally good.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/23 "2014-08-06T01:43:20Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> The shitball has been around since 2011 but I only noticed its username several months ago because it always seemed to take the contrarian point in all the threads I noticed it. And not always just that but a sort of extreme point as well and after a month or two of seeing the same pattern over and over it hit me. Yep it’s trolling.

Yep. This, exactly.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/24 "2014-08-06T03:05:59Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Yeah, this. I am sooooo over old guys right now. Now that the baby boomers are past retirement age they’re just…everywhere. My dad included. They’re everywhere being angry and pushy and superior and annoying. And gross (yes you **aceplace57** ).
> 
> I hope some old guy on this board gets pissed at the above sentiment and starts a thread about how old guys are not all bad, “for instance not me” and gives me some examples of some old guys who aren’t all that bad. Because I need my faith restored, and your peers are making you look awful.
> 
> **glee**. He’s an old guy who’s not that bad. He should start a thread. **KlondikeGeoff** isn’t bad either but he’s more mature (er, way older) than some of these annoying dudes.

That’s it, buster; you’re off my Christmas list.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/25 "2014-08-06T03:12:13Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> The shitball has been around since 2011 but I only noticed its username several months ago… Yep it’s trolling.

Or he has recently received a visit from ol’ Al Zheimer or he’s off his meds. ☹ I prefer to think that he’s just an asshole at times.

ETA: **ZipperJJ** , dude’s 73. To old to be a boomer, too old to even be a war baby. Leave us boomers out of this.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/26 "2014-08-06T04:00:58Z")

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Living by wits alone? Sounds like he’s only enjoying life half as much as a regular doper.

I’ve no dog in this fight, I just had to get that line in some where.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/27 "2014-08-06T05:27:59Z")

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He’s the one who said he would never call the cops _in any situation_ because the police are the enemy. This was in response to people saying how they had called the cops because of accidents, assaults, robberies, etc:

> [@Have you ever called the cops?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-called-the-cops/693927/57):
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> I don’t consider it the obligation of a citizen to blindly reinforce and perpetuate a broken system. Nor to tattlle on every scofflaw, nor act as a vigilante.

So yeah, **Shodan** ’s 100% correct on this one. Dude’s a douchebag troll.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/28 "2014-08-06T08:32:05Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> He’s the one who said he would never call the cops _in any situation_ because the police are the enemy. This was in response to people saying how they had called the cops because of accidents, assaults, robberies, etc:  
> So yeah, **Shodan** ’s 100% correct on this one. Dude’s a douchebag troll.

Yep, that’s what put him on my asshole-o-meter.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/29 "2014-08-06T09:29:08Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> He’s the one who said he would never call the cops _in any situation_ because the police are the enemy. This was in response to people saying how they had called the cops because of accidents, assaults, robberies, etc:  
> So yeah, **Shodan** ’s 100% correct on this one. Dude’s a douchebag troll.

How long do you think it would take him to rethink that policy if some kid were throwing rocks through his windows when he wasn’t home?

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/30 "2014-08-06T12:30:56Z")

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The post that put him on my radar was in a thread about future developments we wish we could live to see. He said  
[QUOTE=jtur88]  
You will see 2050, and I saw 1950, and I wouldn’t trade places with any of you, nor would anybody else of my generation.  
[/QUOTE]  
I have known older people who would have loved to live long enough to see the cure for what was killing them, or to have been born in a time when the cure existed.

The one that really iced it for me was his thread-shit in **drewtwo99** ’s happy thread about finally having a positive net worth. Our hero’s contribution?  
[QUOTE=jtur88]  
Do you know who you just passed up? A beggar in Calcutta who sleeps on a piece of cardboard in the alley, who owns his cardboard and has no debts.  
[/QUOTE]  
What a guy. Two weeks later **drewtwo99** left SDMB, for various other reasons.

I wonder what spurred burst of posting he has been on? He has been around since 8/4/2011 with 1705 total posts, and over 1000 of them have been since March of this year, over 500 in the past month.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/31 "2014-08-06T12:56:34Z")

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He found his special purpose.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/32 "2014-08-06T13:09:04Z")

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Just figure out which other troll got banned in March and all will be answered.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/33 "2014-08-06T13:39:04Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> I wonder what spurred burst of posting he has been on? He has been around since 8/4/2011 with 1705 total posts, and over 1000 of them have been since March of this year, over 500 in the past month.

Retirement, forced or otherwise.

His co-workers don’t have to deal with his douchey ass anymore. Unfortunately, he’s decided that we should be graced with his presence instead.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/34 "2014-08-06T13:41:27Z")

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Ugh.  
Posted in the thread **[Why is Ebola such a big deal?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17613990#post17613990)**

> [@Why is Ebola such a big deal?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-is-ebola-such-a-big-deal/694930/16):
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> Because the media says it is a big deal. What you know is what it is profitable for the information/industrial complex to tell you.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/35 "2014-08-06T13:51:18Z")

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I’m agreeing with **Shodan** on something. Fuck.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/36 "2014-08-06T13:54:32Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> I’m agreeing with **Shodan** on something. Fuck.

It’s a miracle!

Regards,  
Marldan

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/37 "2014-08-06T13:55:51Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> How long do you think it would take him to rethink that policy if some kid were throwing rocks through his windows when he wasn’t home?

If he’s not home, he wouldn’t know about it. 😃

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/38 "2014-08-06T16:06:10Z")

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It looks like he’s gotten [a warning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17614440&postcount=23) in GQ. This could be interesting to see how many he racks up.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/39 "2014-08-06T16:10:28Z")

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Oh sure, you guys. Pick on a retired old man with a dial-up connection.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/40 "2014-08-06T16:15:18Z")

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I like the way he spoke for his entire generation on the 1950/2050 thing. God help any generation that needs **jtur88** as a spokesman.

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