# jtur88 Is An Obvious Troll and Liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 5, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886 "2014-08-05T17:54:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/41 "2014-08-06T16:19:58Z")
[Make that 2 warnings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17614197&postcount=19) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/42 "2014-08-06T16:24:16Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Does he declaw his cats also!!!:eek: > > _Regardless > DrDeth_ Yeah, but he’s too cheap to go to the vet; he makes a Tar Baby with catnip in the mix. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/43 "2014-08-06T16:28:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Yep, that’s what put him on my asshole-o-meter. I cracked up over [asshole-o-meter](http://www.evolutionaryparenting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ASSHOLEOMETER.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/44 "2014-08-06T17:00:48Z")
So what, he should be put out to pasture just for being long in the tooth? Sent to the old trolls’ home? Nobody else finds him inspirational, like when you see old people skydiving or marathon running or making really sick amateur pornography, and think, see? There’s no reason I should have to give up doing what I love! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/45 "2014-08-06T17:09:01Z")
Only if they combine the sky-diving and the porn. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/46 "2014-08-06T17:17:03Z")
_So many bridges, so little time._ ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/47 "2014-08-06T18:36:40Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Only if they combine the sky-diving and the porn. Of course, I had to test [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) for that. Yup, 573,000 search results. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/48 "2014-08-06T18:43:03Z")
A well-deserved pitting, properly executed. I doubt the turd in question will trouble the SDMB for long. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/49 "2014-08-06T18:50:37Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Moving in on your turf, eh Drunky? You must have missed the art threads where I espoused the myriad reasons of why pointillism was the pinnacle of painting and how it has all been downhill since and how Frank Lloyd Wright was a plagiarizing codger. > [@GrandWino](#): > > Just figure out which other troll got banned in March and all will be answered. I haven’t seen **Bob Ducca** around lately. > [@TroutMan](#): > > Of course, I had to test [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) for that. Yup, 573,000 search results. Mile High Lemon Party! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/50 "2014-08-06T19:42:47Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Of course, I had to test [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) for that. Yup, 573,000 search results. I’m at work, so I have to take your word for it, but that figure seems low to me. Regards, Shodan PS - “NO NO MARTHA!!! THAT’S NOT THE RIP CORD!!!” ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/51 "2014-08-06T20:02:01Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I haven’t seen **Bob Ducca** around lately. That motherfucker can go fuck himself. He knows why. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/52 "2014-08-06T20:29:25Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/53 "2014-08-06T22:02:34Z")
I feel so cool that I know what these post mean. 🆒 \< used legitimately ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/54 "2014-08-07T00:09:53Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Reason: I don’t want to know about a lemon party, do I? You were right twice in the same thread! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/55 "2014-08-07T00:19:48Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Yeah, this. I am sooooo over old guys right now. Now that the baby boomers are past retirement age they’re just…everywhere. My dad included. They’re everywhere being angry and pushy and superior and annoying. And gross (yes you **aceplace57** ). > > I hope some old guy on this board gets pissed at the above sentiment and starts a thread about how old guys are not all bad, “for instance not me” and gives me some examples of some old guys who aren’t all that bad. Because I need my faith restored, and your peers are making you look awful. > > **glee**. He’s an old guy who’s not that bad. He should start a thread. **KlondikeGeoff** isn’t bad either but he’s more mature (er, way older) than some of these annoying dudes. I’m an old guy of 68 and run a restaurant in the Dominican Republic frequented mostly by old retired gringos who are here to chase young girls. Yes prostitution is legal here and these old farts sit around recounting their “Exploits” worse than in a Freshman college guys dorm room. Some times I feel like shooting a whole table full of them. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/56 "2014-08-07T01:18:03Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > I’m an old guy of 68 and run a restaurant in the Dominican Republic frequented mostly by old retired gringos who are here to chase young girls. Yes prostitution is legal here and these old farts sit around recounting their “Exploits” worse than in a Freshman college guys dorm room. Some times I feel like shooting a whole table full of them. Note to self. Check on Dominican Republic vacations rentals. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/57 "2014-08-07T01:57:20Z")
> [@DingoelGringo](#): > > I’m an old guy of 68 and run a restaurant in the Dominican Republic frequented mostly by old retired gringos who are here to chase young girls. Yes prostitution is legal here and these old farts sit around recounting their “Exploits” worse than in a Freshman college guys dorm room. Some times I feel like shooting a whole table full of them. Isn’t that legal there? Or is it just legal in Haiti? ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/58 "2014-08-07T03:39:15Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > See my most recent mod note in the linked thread. ( **From there** ) > [@](#): > > I leave it to the more experienced Dopers to puzzle out what my signoff means this time. > > Regards, > Shodan Sorry for asking at this late date (a day later). So this is where your “Regards, Shodan” means _something other_ than face value? Just trying to work it out for myself. I thought your mod note was for referring to the BBQee as “Scab of Stupid Posts”. Amirite? I mean, is that correct? Or is asking like this too bald, er bold, er bald a way of putting it? I _think_ I’m right but damnit, I have this certainty fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/59 "2014-08-07T05:04:02Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Only if they combine the sky-diving and the porn. > [@TroutMan](#): > > Of course, I had to test [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) for that. Yup, 573,000 search results. Troutman! You never heard of a “flying fuck” before? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886/60 "2014-08-07T07:42:02Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) for that. And that website is pretty awesome. I suggest Shodan check that one out instead. Or, at least, it was when it still existed. Now he’ll have to check it out on the [Internet Archive](http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.wetriffs.com/). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jtur88-is-an-obvious-troll-and-liar/694886.md?page=4)