# Juan of the Dead  Probably NSFW

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 10, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342 "2012-04-10T03:55:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/1 "2012-04-10T03:55:20Z")

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I’m wondering if anyone else has seen/heard of this movie. I went to go see it Saturday night. (We were looking for something to do and I noticed something about it in The Houston Press.)

It’s a zombie movie from Cuba. Funny and gory. Some similarities with Shaun of the Dead in some ways, but so different in others. I’d recommend it if you like zombie stuff, especially.

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It led my Better Half and I to try to come up with other zombie movie ideas–

Basketball players: LeBron of the Dead

Dessert makers: Flan of the Dead

Forest Creatures: Fawn of the Dead

Porn: Donna of the Dead

Trekkers: KHAN of the Dead

Anywho, it’s a fun movie 🙂

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70s singers:Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Dead.

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**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/3 "2012-04-10T04:06:27Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> 70s singers:Tony Orlando and Dawn of the Dead.

Trust me, it’s addictive!

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/4 "2012-04-10T06:47:02Z")

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Zombie chess players: Pawn of The Dead  
Zombie landscapers: Lawn of The Dead  
Zombie shellfish: Prawn of The Dead

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/5 "2012-04-10T06:57:12Z")

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This thread, Yawn of the Dead!

😉

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**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/6 "2012-04-10T08:21:45Z")

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> [@2sense](#):
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> This thread, Yawn of the Dead!
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> 😉

Meanie!😉

SeanJohn of the Dead: The story of a plucky rapper/entrepreneur who just can’t decide his name or whether he’s dead or not.

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/7 "2012-04-10T08:52:16Z")

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Zombie comic book illustrators : Drawn of The Dead  
Zombie Jihadists read: Koran of The Dead

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/8 "2012-04-10T09:04:19Z")

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Ex SNL cast members: Chris Kattan of the Dead

We had a 40 minute drive back to the burbs and we did this almost the whole time to keep awake. We aren’t spring chickens 😛  
Hot kinda chunky manly men: Vince Vaughn of the Dead

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/9 "2012-04-10T14:08:47Z")

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Zombie WWE wrestlers or weightlifters: Brawn of the Dead  
Zombie prairies: Lawn of the Dead  
Zombie Bambie: Fawn of the Dead  
Zombie Mr. Tumnus: Faun of the Dead

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/10 "2012-04-10T16:42:30Z")

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Ancient Chinese folk hero that pretended to be a man so she could join the army where she did many heroic deeds and was rewarded by the Emperor only to die at the ceremony and come back as a zombie and eat said emperor’s brain.

Mulan of the Dead.

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/11 "2012-04-10T18:27:56Z")

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Zombie trapped in a video game: Tron of The Dead.

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/12 "2012-04-10T21:17:50Z")

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Zombie Howard: Ron of the Dead  
Zombie Teenager: Moron of the Dead  
Zombie Prostitute Solicitor: John of the Dead

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/13 "2012-04-10T21:28:44Z")

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Pile of zombies:Ton of the Dead

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/14 "2012-04-10T23:19:33Z")

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Zombies in the Iowa, hiding in the fields: Corn of the Dead  
Nu Metal band: Korn of the Dead.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/15 "2012-04-11T00:12:52Z")

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I really want to see this but can’t find where it’s being shown in the U.S.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/16 "2012-04-11T00:22:47Z")

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Jerry of the Dead.

[As in “Garcia” :D]

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/17 "2012-04-11T00:44:11Z")

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I want to say this—Tron of the Dead and Ron of the Dead cracked me up.

Corn of the Dead doesn’t work b/c it doesn’t have that sound in it. Hey–you can break the rules, but know what they are! :)😉

And **Odesio** , we saw it at the Alamo Drafthouse down in Houston. Other than that, I don’t know where you’ll find it.

The Better Half immediately went and found reviews when I told him about it, and they were mostly good with a few bad ones.

It’s a fun movie. Several “Zombie Kill of the Week” moments.

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**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/18 "2012-12-09T06:30:28Z")

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You can buy this on DVD now. I get no moneys from this but it’s fun. And it’s a fun game to play on long car trips. 😃  
And it’s a pretty decent movie.  
YMMV Hugs!  
LOOK, The Walking Dead is over until Feb. We all need something.

A goof on my dad’s fave joke. “As I said to the woman with the wooden leg…'Peg, it’s a cold night, we all have to make sacrifices.”

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**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/19 "2012-12-09T06:57:10Z")

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When you get in deep with the zombie mafia, who do you make your plea to?

The Don of the Dead.

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**Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/20 "2012-12-09T07:37:09Z")

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Seafood lover’s beware: Prawn of the Dead

The Expendable’s cast’s next film: Brawn of the Dead

Goldie without Kurt: Hawn of the Dead

Classic horror remake: Lon of the Dead

Rastafest: Mon of the Dead

Ice skating aficionados: Kwan of the Dead

Trucker hat / Kat D. theme: Von of the Dead

If Steve could still get parts: Zahn of the Dead

Gosh, that was fun! More more more, please!! 🙂

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