# Juan of the Dead Probably NSFW **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 10, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342 "2012-04-10T03:55:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/21 "2012-12-09T07:56:13Z")
Zombie dildo: Dong of the Dead Zombie criminals: Con of the Dead The Laugh-In cast become zombies: Hawn of the Dead NOT zombies: Non of the Dead Zombie figure skaters: Kwan of the Dead Zombified Chinese bankers: Yuan of the Dead ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/22 "2012-12-09T08:17:03Z")
Heh heh. Copy cat. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/23 "2012-12-09T08:27:01Z")
Dangit. Stupid googling for spellings. \>\_\> I think my Hawn of the Dead premise is more fun, though. \>\_\> ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/24 "2012-12-09T09:08:19Z")
Zombie tennis: Bjorn of the Dead ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/25 "2012-12-09T13:49:48Z")
Breeding zombies: Spawn of the Dead ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/26 "2012-12-09T16:13:54Z")
Zombie Bozo: Clown of the Dead (okay, it’s a stretch) CPU processor in a zombie computer: Slawn of the Dead Pot smoked by Zombies: Crawnjawn of the Dead “Zomboysia” matrella: Flawn of the Dead All zombies finally eliminated: Gone of the Dead ---
**Author:** ![stegon66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@stegon66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stegon66)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/27 "2012-12-09T20:46:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Zombie Jihadists read: Koran of The Dead You can also watch Ozombie. It was actually decent, or better than you’d expect at least. JOTD was okay. Would have been better if they’d left out the jarring, over the top bits. Seemed a bit callous at times too. Kids and zombies: Daycare of the Dead. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/28 "2012-12-09T21:17:51Z")
What’s NSFW about this? ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/29 "2012-12-12T10:59:31Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > What’s NSFW about this? Maybe there are morticians that read The Dope… ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/30 "2012-12-12T12:35:22Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > What’s NSFW about this? You have been reading all of these atrociously terrible zombie puns haven’t you? I think they speak for themselves 😃 ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/31 "2012-12-12T14:59:09Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > All zombies finally eliminated: Gone of the Dead An entirely zombie cast remake of Gone With the Wind. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342/32 "2012-12-12T17:44:08Z")
Zombie Star Wars: Padawan of the Dead Vice Admiral Thrawn of the Dead Obi-Wan of the Dead Qu-Rahn of the Dead Kyle Katarn of the Dead Figrin D’an of the Dead Revan of the Dead That one got so many geek points, I think I just levelled… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/juan-of-the-dead-probably-nsfw/618342.md?page=1)