# Judge me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192 "2000-06-30T18:22:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/41 "2000-07-01T09:06:16Z")

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> Shayna/phouka/Falcon/Bmcc/Michi/Lioness/MinxsM/Sassy/et al:  
> If you make me come in there and take off my pants you’ll be spoiled for the rest of mankind forever.

I’ll take my chances.

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/42 "2000-07-01T09:49:12Z")

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> \*\*  
> Ok. OK!!
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> Lay off before I take all of you over my nee and give you the spanking you rightly deserve!  
> **Shayna/phouka/Falcon/Bmcc/Michi/Lioness/MinxsM/Sassy/et al** :  
> If you make me come in there and take off my pants you’ll be spoiled for the rest of mankind forever.  
> \*\*

Ohhhhh, do you promise ?

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/43 "2000-07-01T09:49:20Z")

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Pooter-head.

Ya know ya want it.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/44 "2000-07-01T10:16:57Z")

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> I am so jealous that I didn’t think up this scam.

Me too, Tris.

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> And, yet, NONE of that flirting time has ever been with me. What’s the problem? I’m kinda cute in a short, busty, strawberry blonde kinda way.

I can dig short, busty strawberry blondes…hey, Minxsmon, you come right over here and make yourself comfortable! 😛

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/45 "2000-07-01T10:20:14Z")

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\*\* Pooter head \*\* ???

Well, yeah I want it, and just for that I’m gonna go to bed and get it too, from the LIONsob. So eat your liver. 😛

That will teach you !

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/46 "2000-07-01T13:43:46Z")

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BMCC writes:

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> > Shayna/phouka/Falcon/Bmcc/Michi/Lioness/MinxsM/Sassy/et al:  
> > If you make me come in there and take off my pants you’ll be spoiled for the rest of mankind forever.
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> I’ll take my chances.
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Ha! Look two posts above yours, Blue. Great minds think alike, but I said it first, so get in line behind me.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/47 "2000-07-01T16:06:14Z")

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[http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page1&question=6](http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page1&question=6)

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/48 "2000-07-01T16:26:27Z")

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…I’d note abput 10 or 15 women flirted with the chief on this thread. Falcon, Purplebear, Ayesha, Michi, et al. If I were here longer, I’d think he did this to get attention.  
Taking all the ladies attention. Now what are the guys going to do about it?  
I’m taking notes…

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/49 "2000-07-01T16:28:33Z")

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I wish to amend the first sentence of my original post to read:

“Okay. I flirt a lot. Not more than UncleBeer, but still a lot.”

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/judge-me/24192/50 "2000-07-01T21:21:45Z")

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> \*\*Ok. OK!!
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> Lay off before I take all of you over my nee and give you the spanking you rightly deserve!\*\*

Is that a threat or a promise? And Michi, I’m right in line behind you…you’re the Florida stop, while I’m the DC Damsel, right? _grinning_

And Chief?

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> Whiney?!
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> I’ll show you whiney! Get on yer back and spead yer legs, I’ll show you whining!
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> “Oh, more, more, more!” now that’s whining!

Again, is that a threat or a promise? (And btw, that’s an example of BEGGING, not whining.)

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