The arraignment went like hell tonight. I have come to the conclusion that no one - that is, no one without the benefit of counsel - apparently ever decides to ask for access to the prosecution’s evidence.
So the judge asked me the big question, and I went with the jury. While I was standing up there I asked him what to do with my discovery motion. “Give it to the clerks.” Ok…
So the clerk calls my name. I have been assigned a trial date on March 10. Just three weeks from now. Ok, I ask, so can I file my motion? She doesn’t seem to understand so I show it to her. Actual words “Oh… You’re trying to play real court, ain’t ya?”. Well, she doesn’t do that. I need to go downstairs and talk to the public relations officer (who also happens to be the cashier :confused :).
The public relations officer has no clue. He’s sympathetic to my request, but I don’t think he understands the process - “Oh. This is all stuff that the police will have to provide. You know that this is just municipal court, right? You’ll have to go to the police for this.” I eventually get sent back to the judge at the arraignment.
After I finally get permission to approach the bench, he angrily says “I already told you what to do!” I explain the circumstances and he turns his wrath on the clerk who responds that she has no experience with anyone doing something like this.
Eventually, she talks to someone in the Prosecutor’s office who tells her that I either need to show up in my trial court in person during normal business hours or send a certified letter to the clerk of that court.
I know that this is the right answer, but it irks me a little bit that NO ONE seemed to know. What bothers me even more is that 50% of all of the people who go to those arraignments plead not guilty and get a trial. Does no one ever ask to see the Prosecutor’s evidence? No wonder I have never seen anyone get acquitted in one of the many trials I’ve observed… This is the fourth largest city in the U.S. and no one ever asks to for evidence? Jeez. The money racket moves onward.
And speaking of observing trials, I saw a doozy tonight. A guy got a ticket for traveling 49 in a residential neighborhood. His defense was that the speed limit was inadequately posted and the road had just changed from a commercial area to a residential area. He thought the speed limit was 40. He had pictures of the area and was really well prepared. But he still lost.
He was never sworn in and he never took the stand. The prosecutor stated his case, and then this guy started examining the officer. He finished and the judge indicated that it was the prosecution’s turn to rebut the officer’s testimony. Instead, the prosecutor stood up and started yelling questions at the defendent. “Did you expect to see a speed limit of 49? What did you think the speed limit was? What is the speed limit in an unmarked residential neighborhood?” The defendent grits his teeth and says “30.”
“So even if you were going 40, as you claim, then you would have been speeding. Correct?”
-flinches- “Yes”
“No more questions.”
So then the judge found him guilty and that was that. What pisses me off though, is that the defendent was not being examined and the prosecutor still went after him and then used his statements to make his case to the judge. And then the judge just went along with it.Of course, it didn’t help him when he (inadvertently) admitted that the radar gun was more accurate than his speedometer.
He didn’t have to answer those questions, but he did… 
What a wild wacky trip this is becoming.