# July mini rants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 1, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887 "2016-07-01T20:38:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/321 "2016-07-21T14:33:12Z")

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People who go _exactly_ or lower than the speed limit at all times…

Yes, I get they’re being safe, and I get it, but…dude? Don’t you ever want to go a teensy bit faster? Like, we’re on this gorgeous country road, and no one is around for miles, and it’s a beautiful sunny day, and the speed limit is 45, so you’re maintaining a steady 43? Even down hills? Don’t you ever get the teensiest urge to put it to 50? I’m not asking you to be a speed demon. I just don’t get how you can be sooooo nervous that you never, ever get the urge to go just a little bit faster.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/322 "2016-07-21T14:40:40Z")

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My gf is in advertising.

One of their clients is doing a big advertising blitz, spending more than they ever have. It is timed to coincide with the RNC and involves banner ads on related sites. The client is nervous about this big step.

So, there is a conference call as the ads go live, involving over a dozen people at the company and the ad agency. The head of the company freaks out because the ad isn’t there!!  
There is yelling, attempts to placate, etc back and forth. IT folks are rushing around.

Finally my gf asks, “Hey Jim, it’s me. You aren’t running ad-blocking software on your computer, are you?”

After a minute of silence, Jim comes back. “Umm, yeah, looks like the problem was on our end”.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/323 "2016-07-21T15:28:51Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> People who go _exactly_ or lower than the speed limit at all times…
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> Yes, I get they’re being safe, and I get it, but…dude? Don’t you ever want to go a teensy bit faster? Like, we’re on this gorgeous country road, and no one is around for miles, and it’s a beautiful sunny day, and the speed limit is 45, so you’re maintaining a steady 43? Even down hills? Don’t you ever get the teensiest urge to put it to 50? I’m not asking you to be a speed demon. I just don’t get how you can be sooooo nervous that you never, ever get the urge to go just a little bit faster.

Depends. When I drive cross-country, I stay in the right lane at or just below the speed limit. Still find I’m faster than over half the vehicles. But it is fun to (as on my last trip in June), watch an SUV with blackened windows and Illinois plates blow past me at 90 in the 75 zone and then see it pulled over 10 mile down the road.

If I’m driving country roads and ended up on someone’s ass, I’ll pass them. If they’re stuck to my ass, I’ll go out of my way to slow down and allow (or force, if necessary) them to pass me.

Then again, the four lane road right in front of my apartment complex is a 50 zone, and you’d swear that people who’ve lived here for 20 years have not once ever read the damned speed limit signs. It isn’t a fucking 35 zone… :mad:

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/324 "2016-07-21T15:45:11Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> People who go _exactly_ or lower than the speed limit at all times…
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> Yes, I get they’re being safe, and I get it, but…dude? Don’t you ever want to go a teensy bit faster? Like, we’re on this gorgeous country road, and no one is around for miles, and it’s a beautiful sunny day, and the speed limit is 45, so you’re maintaining a steady 43? Even down hills? Don’t you ever get the teensiest urge to put it to 50? I’m not asking you to be a speed demon. I just don’t get how you can be sooooo nervous that you never, ever get the urge to go just a little bit faster.

Maybe they are enjoying the scenery and tranquility of this ‘gorgeous country road’ and don’t give a shit about getting anywhere fast. Maybe they don’t need to be anywhere that soon or at all even.

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/325 "2016-07-21T16:08:29Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Maybe they are enjoying the scenery and tranquility of this ‘gorgeous country road’ and don’t give a shit about getting anywhere fast. Maybe they don’t need to be anywhere that soon or at all even.

Maybe they’re me. 😃

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/326 "2016-07-21T17:32:02Z")

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Man, I hate it when I get work and realize that I put my underwear on backwards.

Oh, well, at least it’s not on the outside.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/327 "2016-07-21T18:03:08Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You might want to get out more.

“Getting out more” isn’t going to make any difference there.

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> Nobody ever says that, except for white people.

I don’t keep up with the labels - are Mexicans considered white? Or Native Americans?

> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> You missed (and I presume it was on purpose) the part where I discussed that the after-effects of slavery are ongoing, due to entrenched racism, through Jim Crow up to the current inequities of treatment by law enforcement (and in other ways as well). These are not things from 200 years ago (slavery ended 151 years ago, by the way).

And I said many decades ago …

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> These things are going on now, because of entrenched and institutional racism. I know you don’t want to believe that this is true, and I can’t do anything about that.

Or, it could be because both sides are at fault. It does amaze me that so many people think that all black people are completely innocent WRT this issue. Also that I must be white because I say these things. And, that no one seems to be able to see the long term effects of treating all blacks as victims.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/328 "2016-07-21T18:10:57Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> [You might want to read this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment).

That was interesting - thank you. I suppose there is no fault laid on the “historically black college”?

> [@](#):
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> And to quote your own words . . .

I fail to see how one is tied to the other.  
WRT hijack of this thread, it does prove that one cannot say one even somewhat negative thing about pet subjects here without people making some truly amazing assumptions. So I suppose that’s a mini rant.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/329 "2016-07-21T18:17:12Z")

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Five words you do not want to hear: “your septic field is shot!” ☹

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/330 "2016-07-21T19:03:06Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Man, I hate it when I get work and realize that I put my underwear on backwards.
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> Oh, well, at least it’s not on the outside.

Remember, yellow in front and brown in back.

😃

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/331 "2016-07-21T19:39:46Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Five words you do not want to hear: “your septic field is shot!” ☹

Oh man. Sorry to read that. Hope you can afford the repair/replacement.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/332 "2016-07-21T20:23:22Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> Maybe they’re me. 😃

No need to insult them…

(Man, if I accused somebody of that, it’d be a world-class burn!)

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/333 "2016-07-21T20:44:43Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> People who go _exactly_ or lower than the speed limit at all times…
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> Yes, I get they’re being safe, and I get it, but…dude? Don’t you ever want to go a teensy bit faster? Like, we’re on this gorgeous country road, and no one is around for miles, and it’s a beautiful sunny day, and the speed limit is 45, so you’re maintaining a steady 43? Even down hills? Don’t you ever get the teensiest urge to put it to 50? I’m not asking you to be a speed demon. I just don’t get how you can be sooooo nervous that you never, ever get the urge to go just a little bit faster.

I’m not into being safe as much as not getting a ticket. So I use cruise control a lot. I even use it on the street to my house because the speed limit is 35 and I have a very hard time going that slowly, plus the cops like to hang out in the LDS church parking lot so: cruise control.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/334 "2016-07-21T23:36:09Z")

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In this area, people going 15 mph or more below the posted limit are texting, drunk, or driving the car as fast as it will go. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cg16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@cg16](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cg16)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/335 "2016-07-21T23:40:59Z")

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Hate city bus drivers who have a attitude when you ask a question. They have a stable job with great pay and good benefits and can’t answer a fucking question?

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/336 "2016-07-21T23:43:05Z")

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> [@cg16](#):
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> I hate being asked for my ID when I use my credit card especially since I am a grown ass man.

I have to show my ID when I go to a doctor now b/c people are using other people health insurance now . I thank stores for asking for my ID b/c I know they’re trying to keep people from getting robbed .

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/337 "2016-07-21T23:48:47Z")

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I can’t wait till Donald Trump’s plane stops flying between NYC and Cleveland. He flies into the small downtown airport near the lake, rather than the larger one that everyone else uses. And apparently he never stays in Cleveland, but flies back to New York right away. I rarely hear planes from that airport, but his is LOUD, unsurprisingly.

Just one more thing about him that repulses me.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/338 "2016-07-23T01:56:11Z")

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Fuck cancer. My mother in law is getting a full mastectomy and a lumpectomy on September 8th. I will be with her, her older son has a two year old daughter and he and his wife work more than full time and my ex husband never sees his mother. It happens to be on my birthday which sucks. Not because I’m “its all about me!!!” on my birthdays. But my Great Grandmother ((my namesake) and one grandfather were buried on my birthday. My Grandmother died on September 9th. Another Grandfather entered palliative care on my birthday and died on the 11th. This is not a good year for me, I’ve lost a few people and have a few diagnoses going on in my family. My mother in law had a stroke 2 years ago and has high blood pressure, high cholesterol and atrial fibrillation.

Yeah, I hate this year. I was complaining about March, then the entire season of spring. Hello2017?

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/339 "2016-07-23T02:13:54Z")

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> [@cg16](#):
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> Hate city bus drivers who have a attitude when you ask a question. They have a stable job with great pay and good benefits and can’t answer a fucking question?

Depends. If it’s a dumb question, I’ll get testy right quick.

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**Author:** ![cg16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@cg16](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cg16)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/july-mini-rants/758887/340 "2016-07-23T02:18:00Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> Depends. If it’s a dumb question, I’ll get testy right quick.

If the question is transportation related they are paid well to answer it with a smile and get a attitude. what else would the question be about if it’s being directed to a bus driver? food?

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