# June, no, NOTHING! (Monthly Mini-Rants)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** monthly-mini-rant\
**Created:** [June 1, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-no-nothing-monthly-mini-rants/1019081 "2025-06-01T19:56:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kelevra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kelevra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelevra)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-no-nothing-monthly-mini-rants/1019081/421 "2025-06-30T15:47:54Z")

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At 3:30 am the smoke detector in my bedroom went off for 3 (VERY LOUD) beeps. Then stopped. I essentially levitated out of bed. Checked over the house. Everything was fine. It never went off again. It then took me abut 2 hours to go back to sleep.

I hate smoke detectors. The only thing they ever do is wake me up when the battery is going and go off if I cook at too high a temperature. Now I can add random beeping bullshit to the reasons I hate them.

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