# June nominations: Which Doper's porch do you want to visit and chat on?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [June 24, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647 "2018-06-24T01:40:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/1 "2018-06-24T01:40:56Z")
Awkward title, apologies.
I’d like to sip lemonade on Beckdawreck’s porch and spend a pleasant evening chatting. I bet she makes a mean lemonade and good snack square thingies; I think she’d make me LOL a lot and can say “why, bless your heart!” in that way that means the very exact, hilarious opposite.
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### Author:  [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/2 "2018-06-24T02:17:17Z")
In an effort to not make you nor your racing BMW’s feel lonely, I’ll nominate **Quadgop the Mercotan.**
(Plus he’s like, wise and stuff).
Spelling? Kill me, pedants. I deserve it.
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/3 "2018-06-24T03:01:50Z")
I’ll nominate **Huey Freeman** , who has just joined us here at the Dope. By the end of our porch chat, I will have learned plenty, and he/she will be as familiar with this place as anyone.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/4 "2018-06-24T03:18:45Z")
Someone bring Gatopescado. And his music.
(The lemonade is chilling, BYOB)
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/5 "2018-06-24T03:41:17Z")
My good friend **asahi**.
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### Author:  [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/6 "2018-06-24T03:44:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Someone bring Gatopescado. And his music.
> (The lemonade is chilling, BYOB)
Gato is my winter porch visit – freakin 112 when we drove through Nevada on Wednesday.
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/7 "2018-06-24T05:36:11Z")
**swampbear** ’s place for me. Lemonade is good, but he does like beer and cookies as well.
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### Author:  [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/8 "2018-06-24T06:15:20Z")
**TubaDiva** especially since she isn’t a Mod anymore; I don’t have to watch my language around her. Or maybe **Soapy** although with her I would still have to watch myself. 😉
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### Author:  [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/9 "2018-06-24T17:26:06Z")
**Colibri.** Always interesting and informative, and willing to occasionally indulge in calling a spade a spade in the Pit.
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### Author:  [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/10 "2018-06-24T17:45:35Z")
I’d like to share a beer, or a glass of scotch, with Silenus. I’ll even bring [the beer](https://s3.amazonaws.com/anchor_cms_production/articles/105/original/SF-Giants-Anchor-Steam-12-Pack-500.png?1371664453)!
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### Author:  [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/11 "2018-06-24T17:53:48Z")
\*\*Crazy Canuck \*\* seems like they’d have a lot of interesting stories.
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### Author:  [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/12 "2018-06-24T20:31:27Z")
I’m going to Beckdawreck’s, far off the beaten path and I’m hoping she wants to cook, a lot! As a bonus, I think she has dogs!
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/13 "2018-06-25T01:14:55Z")
There are many Dopers I’d love to have a face to face chat with, but I’ll go with **monstro** if I have to pick one for now. I find her to be intelligent, caring, and extremely thoughtful in personal, philosophical, and political discussions.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/14 "2018-06-25T01:41:19Z")
**MandaJO**. Maybe our SO’s can chat about whatever while we fall into teacher-talk, which teachers always do.
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### Author:  [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/15 "2018-06-25T01:58:33Z")
It’d be a long drive, but I’d like to hang out in Mangetout’s garden while he works on a project. If you haven’t been to his YouTube channel, check it out when you have a month or two to catch up on the back catalogue.
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### Author:  [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/16 "2018-06-25T02:06:55Z")
> [@kopek](#):
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> **TubaDiva** especially since she isn’t a Mod anymore; I don’t have to watch my language around her. Or maybe **Soapy** although with her I would still have to watch myself. 😉
I’m more likely to have to watch my language around you!
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/17 "2018-06-25T03:47:13Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> **Colibri.** Always interesting and informative, and willing to occasionally indulge in calling a spade a spade in the Pit.
An excellent choice, though it’s a long schlep from here to his porch in Panama. 🙂
I’ll go with WordMan, since I think it’d wind up being a helluva jam session. I’d also love to hang out on LSLGuy’s porch, though he’s been away from the board for a while now, IIRC.
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### Author:  [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/18 "2018-06-25T04:40:10Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> **Colibri.** Always interesting and informative, and willing to occasionally indulge in calling a spade a spade in the Pit.
Definitely Colibri. So smart and knows so much about birds. I bet he has amazing stories about traipsing through the jungle in search of the Throatwarbler Mangrove.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/19 "2018-06-25T04:45:23Z")
I’d go with Kayaker, but I think I might need a ride home.
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### Author:  [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/20 "2018-06-25T05:15:29Z")
I was going to say beer with Kayaker, but an uber rude home.
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