# June nominations: Which Doper's porch do you want to visit and chat on? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647 "2018-06-24T01:40:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/21 "2018-06-25T09:37:50Z")
**Chronos**. I’d ask him countless questions about the mysteries of the universe while drink’n microbrews. (Not sure if he would partake, but I know I would. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/22 "2018-06-25T14:05:28Z")
> [@BeeGee](#): > > I was going to say beer with Kayaker, but an uber rude home. He would more be at a bar or something more than at his home. At home I would be too tempted to show up in my colonial garb and eye up his parrot. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/23 "2018-06-25T17:43:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Someone bring Gatopescado. And his music. > (The lemonade is chilling, BYOB) > [@Jennshark](#): > > Gato is my winter porch visit – freakin 112 when we drove through Nevada on Wednesday. Thanks! 🆒 But I’m sad to report my front porch literally crumbled to pieces and had to be torn down last winter. ☹ Crippling ennui has prevented its reconstruction so far. But I keep sayin’ I’m gonna do it. Even bought a big old board from Home Depot to get it started. Got big ideas for enclosing it, adding a woodstove, sound system… I’ll visit with anybody that will have me. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/24 "2018-06-25T18:01:11Z")
So the dachsies got to your porch, too?!? ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/25 "2018-06-25T19:23:08Z")
> [@Jennshark](#): > > Awkward title, apologies. > I’d like to sip lemonade on Beckdawreck’s porch and spend a pleasant evening chatting. I bet she makes a mean lemonade and good snack square thingies; I think she’d make me LOL a lot and can say “why, bless your heart!” in that way that means the very exact, hilarious opposite. > [@Patx2](#): > > I’m going to Beckdawreck’s, far off the beaten path and I’m hoping she wants to cook, a lot! As a bonus, I think she has dogs! Actually this was my first thought to visit also. I’d most likely get along with her SO than her though. That is who I’d most likely chat and drink with. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/26 "2018-06-25T19:24:02Z")
> [@BeeGee](#): > > I was going to say beer with Kayaker, but an uber rude home. Somehow I think that if I went bar-hopping with **Kayaker** I’d wake up the next morning with a wicked hangover, a strange piercing, and a tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/27 "2018-06-25T19:48:05Z")
Gato…you could have a porch raising. I’d come. I am a good carpenters helper. Meaning I’d hold the nails.😉 Loud music, beer and dachshunds. Sounds like a party to me! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/28 "2018-06-25T20:35:45Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Loud music, beer and dachshunds. Sounds like a party to me! Every day! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/29 "2018-06-25T21:08:20Z")
“Dachshund” is a German word that means “sneaky little bastards.” ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/30 "2018-06-26T06:42:59Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > He would more be at a bar or something more than at his home. At home I would be too tempted to show up in my colonial garb and eye up his parrot. 😉 I have a funny feeling it’s not the beer I’d be worried about and, let’s just say, my tolerance for other things isn’t what it used to be. > [@BeeGee](#): > > I was going to say beer with Kayaker, but an uber rude home. Sounds like a Bill Engvall skit (that I can’t find a youtube clip of right now. ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/31 "2018-06-26T14:20:08Z")
> [@poppasan](#): > > actually this was my first thought to visit also. I’d most likely get along with her so than her though. That is who i’d most likely chat and drink with. porch party at da wrek s! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/32 "2018-06-26T14:29:31Z")
I bet **asimovian** and **wonky** would be fun to hang out with. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/33 "2018-06-26T14:31:25Z")
**Shagnasty**. Guy doesn’t have many fucks to give and seems fun. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/34 "2018-06-26T14:36:46Z")
Me. My god how I love my company so. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/35 "2018-06-26T15:47:03Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I have a funny feeling it’s not the beer I’d be worried about and, let’s just say, my tolerance for other things isn’t what it used to be. I’ve got a lot of experience at saying “I’ll pass” and he strikes me as the sort to understand personal preferences so that one doesn’t worry me at all. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/36 "2018-06-26T15:49:50Z")
Hey, party at my place whenever. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/37 "2018-06-26T17:46:23Z")
I always wanted to met **Polycarp** :’( ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/38 "2018-06-26T18:24:34Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > I always wanted to met **Polycarp** 😢 If we’re going to count those as well let me add **OpalCat** and **Norinew**. And since two names would never do allow me to offer **Santo Rugger** as well. Be good to sit down and talk about my days as a club-level hooker with someone who understands. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/39 "2018-06-26T19:31:59Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > **Shagnasty**. Guy doesn’t have many fucks to give and seems fun. Uh, I’d like to, like, be a fly on his wall. Ideally a really badass fly too, like one who was invincible and could also transform back into a human at will and vice versa. I think I’d be slightly afraid to be with him in person. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647/40 "2018-06-26T21:13:03Z")
Always had top respect for **Una Persson**. A conversation with her could be fun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-nominations-which-dopers-porch-do-you-want-to-visit-and-chat-on/816647.md?page=3)