# June (Rants) is Busting Out All Over

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2015, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331 "2015-06-01T13:21:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/481 "2015-06-30T12:55:52Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> but when she started going into great deal about various diarrhea episodes, I knew it was time to head inside to the show venue.

“Sorry, gotta run!” Kinda appropriate.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/482 "2015-06-30T13:20:12Z")

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Ah, the Random Public TMI Oversharer. I think the cosmic version of Central Casting sends one around every so often. 🙂

Totally concur on the candy-wrapper guy, though. Screw those people.

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**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/483 "2015-06-30T14:33:05Z")

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> [@JcWoman](#):
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> Thanks but that’s for the 3rd generation Priuses (or Prii). I have the 2gen.
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> Not so much a rant but odd design choices that make you go :dubious: are a few of Toyota’s changes between the 2G and 3G models. Hubby has a 3G (Prius V) so we compare a lot.
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> My car turns off the headlights automatically when I shut off the car. His doesn’t. In this new millenium, he actually has to turn off his headlights manually otherwise he’ll drain his accessory battery. Dumb.
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> I was able to turn off the idiotic backup beeper with an “easter egg” sequence like described in your link. But his car required a trip to the dealer to turn it off.

My car has the automatic turning off headlites. Until now it doesn’t. They started coming on on their own after I’d left the car and locked it. Work called me to turn off my lights a few times, it happened in the driveway a couple of nites and sent me flying out to see who was stealing my car, but after the gym got me off the machines to tell me my lites were on, I took the car to the shop. Some automatic sensor is wonky, and it costs $1k to fix. So now I have to turn off my lites too.

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**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/484 "2015-06-30T18:02:28Z")

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Yesterday I started having chest pain around 9 AM or so. I thought I was just slouching too much. By around 2:30, I was still having chest pain, it hurt to breathe, if I coughed I hurt, and I was a little light-headed. So, I took myself to the cardiac ER to get checked out. (Thankfully, it’s just chest wall inflammation, and all my lab results are peachy.)

So, I call my husband to let him know where I am, and he said he would call our daughter. About 30 minutes later (or so), he shows up, makes a comment about “being in the right place to hear about this”, and tells me that our daughter had an accident on the way to come see me. Not her fault, she was rear-ended in a turn lane. She’s fine.

Next, I get the diagnosis from the doctor and get sprung from the ER. I send my husband down to be with my daughter while they get everything sorted out and figure out if the car is driveable, etc. I find out later that the driver who hit her is uninsured, and didn’t have a license, either. My husband calls the insurance and confirms that we have uninsured driver coverage.

Today, he is taking the car to the body shop for an estimate (per the insurance). My daughter went to work but is very sore, so she is going to the doctor this afternoon to get checked out (also per the insurance). I am still having mild chest pain; the anti-inflammatory seems to be working for the most part.

Oh, and it’s my birthday week. This is not how I wanted to start it out. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/485 "2015-06-30T19:20:51Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I went to see a show yesterday. I was sitting outside before the show, and a lady sat near me and randomly started talking to me. It was okay when we were just talking about clothes and other stuff, but when she started going into great deal about various diarrhea episodes, I knew it was time to head inside to the show venue. Luckily she wasn’t also going to the show (she was waiting for the bus,) and didn’t seem insulted that I was leaving somewhat abruptly.

This reminds me of the time I was sitting on a bench in a public park waiting for the Novocaine from my dental visit to wear off so I could go eat lunch. An old guy struck up a conversation with me, eventually talking my ear off for at least an hour about Thomas Edison and how the early cylinders were far better than the first 78 RPM records. I just didn’t have the heart to cut him off, as it was obvious that this subject completely fascinated him and he was starved for someone to talk to. I did however politely decline his offer to come out to New Jersey to see his collection of Edison memorabilia.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/486 "2015-06-30T19:59:18Z")

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I come home from work to find someone parked in my space. Oh, for a valve stem remover!

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/487 "2015-06-30T21:38:32Z")

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> [@flatlined](#):
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> …
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> **Lacunae Matata** I know that it was hard for you to ask, which is why I brought it up here. I don’t look at the MPS forum as often as I look here, and I’d guess that others don’t either. I hope your lives get better and I’m glad you gave us a way to help. A lot of people are pulling for you and Tony, a couple of dollars gives us a way to show it.

Glad you shared. Glad she asked. And glad the deadline was extended.

And yay for everyone getting married!

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/488 "2015-06-30T23:10:14Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> It was okay when we were just talking about clothes and other stuff, but when she started going into great deal about various diarrhea episodes, I knew it was time to head inside to the show venue.

An older coworker once complained to me that the last time she had a doctor’s appointment, everyone in the waiting room was staring at a smart phone or tablet. She didn’t like the lack of social interaction. Yeah, that’s about the last place I want to have any social interaction with people…

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/489 "2015-06-30T23:25:30Z")

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Oh myyy, **Indyellen**! What a day! I’m glad both you and your daughter are okay, but not the way you want to celebrate a birthday! I’d offer you hugs, but I don’t want to squish you and make your chest hurt more!

And I feel like a heel posting on the mini rants, after the lovely, lovely weekend I’ve had being bowled over by the generosity of my fellow Doper, but…

Dearest, darling husband, light of my life, heart of my heart: the next time you yell and wake me from a deep sleep? Please don’t act all surprised that I was actually pretty deeply asleep at ~ 4:30 in the morning, especially after I spent half the night sitting at hospice with my aunt. And please, please, pretty please, if you wake me to remove the [TENS unit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcutaneous_electrical_nerve_stimulation)leads from your back? Please turn the damned things off before I start trying to remove them! Owowowowow!

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/490 "2015-07-01T00:36:19Z")

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> **[Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner file for divorce | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2015/06/30/entertainment/feat-jennifer-garner-ben-affleck-spilt/index.html)**
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> Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are filing for divorce after 10 years of marriage.

You have three wonderful children who are happy, healthy, and well adjusted.  
You have a Super-Star actress wife who is Hottie enough to melt 20 FEET of Boston Snow any day of the year. One who loves you and who you get to wake up to each and every single morning. You even get to BS with her over coffee Any Day You Choose.  
You jet set together as a family around the world.  
No one bitches that you have season tickets to The Red Sox.

You even have an Oscar that’s only 3 years old (and don’t tell us she didn’t motivate your ass toward that accomplishment Big Time).

Ben, WTF!? Did you Really get tired of her smiling at you and telling you, “[Lets skip the party & stay home…](http://behairstyler.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Jennifer-Garner-Hair-Trend-Fashion-Desktop.jpg)”?

I don’t care if you ARE Batman… because it would take a couple dozen Super Punches to the head to screw that up.  
Do you Really think you’ll EVER be heading to Turks and Caicos with ANYONE who can come even CLOSE to Trumping her!?

If you have even One working braincell left in your head, you will crawl over Broken Glass to try to get her to take you back!!!\*  
\***Got Problems with Ego!? 1(800)DUMB-ASS…**

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/491 "2015-07-01T01:04:16Z")

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This is the week that will never fucking end.  
Just had the truck fixed, and the damn engine light is back on. It’s riding rough and there’s the subtle odor of exhaust in the cab, just like it was last week.  
Discovered this, as I was on my way to finally upgrade my phone, as that’s been spazzy lately and I must always have a phone on me in case I get “The Call”. Now, usually, when we go into AT&T, you can’t move for a salesperson accosting you. Nope. Not today. Three reps: one trying to repair a phone while the owner was dithering, one attempting to sell a family plan deal to a large family with significant language barriers, and a rep trying to set up three phones for a mom/dad/adult son, but dad was busy on his phone, mom was trying to get the rep to come down in prices, and the adult son was bouncing around, changing his mind on what damn phone he wanted.  
Gah.

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**Author:** ![kbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kbear)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/492 "2015-07-01T08:54:45Z")

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Oooooh noooooo! Unearthed an anti-Vaxxer on my Facebook page.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/june-rants-is-busting-out-all-over/721331/493 "2015-07-01T15:07:05Z")

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New mini-rants thread for July has [started](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=761034). such as it is. I guess the rest of you are on vacation.

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