# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/21 "2008-10-09T00:49:12Z")
I am Fartacus. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/22 "2008-10-09T00:51:08Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Any half-decent junior mod would know that parody threads require a link. Yeah, like [_this_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=486990). ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/23 "2008-10-09T00:58:00Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Any half-decent junior mod would know that parody threads require a link. Parody? [http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/01/09/060109sh\_shouts](http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/01/09/060109sh_shouts) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/24 "2008-10-09T00:59:56Z")
Have cape will fly. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/25 "2008-10-09T01:05:20Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yeah, like [_this_](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=486990). This dangerous loop is irresponsible and threatens the stability of the whole boards. Hamsters have died from much less. It’s not up to me but I think it merits a warning. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/26 "2008-10-09T01:07:10Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > This dangerous loop is irresponsible and threatens the stability of the whole boards. Hamsters have died from much less. It’s not up to me but I think it merits a warning. Damn right it does! I’ll get right on it. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/27 "2008-10-09T01:13:19Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Parody? [http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/01/09/060109sh\_shouts](http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/01/09/060109sh_shouts) Nice! But you’re not suggesting you wrote that are you? Copyright is sacred and beautiful, according to the boss! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/28 "2008-10-09T01:13:39Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Hi, everyone! My name is Cza…er, John Smith. > Mind if I sit in the back and take notes? > [@LurkMeister](#): > > _Lurks quietly in the corner_ > [@Czarcasm](#): > > My name is…um…Jonny Jones…Yeah, _Jonny Jones_, and I’m new to the SDMB. I agree with **Scylla** totally. > Y’know, I bet this meeting would make a _great_ documentary! Mind if I sit in the back with my movie camera? Why don’t you three just pull up your lawn chairs already and get it over with. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/29 "2008-10-09T01:20:59Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > It’s not up to me but I think it merits a warning. Ok, consider yourself warned. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/30 "2008-10-09T01:21:36Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Why don’t you three just pull up your lawn chairs already and get it over with. What are you, new here? Lawn chairs and popcorn are strictly verbotten! That’s baiting, a crime punishable with a temporary admonishment at best. Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/31 "2008-10-09T01:25:48Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Who’s with me? : Holds up ring: **HEART**! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/32 "2008-10-09T01:29:11Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > What are you, new here? Lawn chairs and popcorn are strictly verbotten! That’s baiting, a crime punishable with a temporary admonishment at best. > > Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Enjoy your stay. You’re just trying to get votes are you? Well there is no Board President. This ain’t high school no more you know. I say don’t “Vote for Pedro!” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/33 "2008-10-09T01:29:40Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > This dangerous loop is irresponsible and threatens the stability of the whole boards. Hamsters have died from much less. It’s not up to me but I think it merits a warning. Sorry about that loop. [Here is the correct link.](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetarian-Haggis/Detail.aspx) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/34 "2008-10-09T01:32:55Z")
> [@roosh](#): > > : Holds up ring: > **heart**! _ **spleen!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/35 "2008-10-09T01:41:09Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > You’re just trying to get votes are you? Well there is no Board President. This ain’t high school no more you know. > > I say don’t “Vote for Pedro!” My first act as a moderator would be to ban myself, for self-jerkitude. Nobody deserves such a horrible fate. I’d say that’s WORSE than a death threat. You know those are against the rules right? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/36 "2008-10-09T01:46:49Z")
I for one welcome our new moderator overlords. And our old ones. I know Junior Moderators are not acceptable, but AFAIK, there are no rules against Pee Wee Moderators. That’s what I am. And my first ruling is that no one else can be a Pee Wee Moderator unless they… pleasure me. So get to work! ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/37 "2008-10-09T01:47:56Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > “John Smith” is a sock puppet. Not only have I verified his IP through my special IP verification tool and found a match, but I’ve double checked “John Smith” against his actual username and found him to be none other than **Czarcasm.** Excuse me, **Scylla** , sir, but \*\*Czarcasm \*\*doesn’t wear glasses, while John Smith here clearly does. I think you might be mistaken there. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/38 "2008-10-09T01:51:37Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Ok, consider yourself warned. Come on, give me something to work with here! I’m not Jesus Christ, I don’t do miracles. That would be blasphemy, possibly trolling and inciting board wars. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/39 "2008-10-09T01:59:33Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Sorry about that loop. > [Here is the correct link.](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetarian-Haggis/Detail.aspx) Man, that is so wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/40 "2008-10-09T02:04:43Z")
> [@EJsGirl](#): > > Man, that is so wrong… I apologize-I was _totally_ out of line. [Here is the link I should have posted.](http://www.recipezaar.com/28386) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=3)