# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/41 "2008-10-09T02:10:26Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > My first act as a moderator would be to ban myself, for self-jerkitude. One would assume the hirsute palms would be punishment enough. Learn something new every day! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Caveat\_lector\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@Caveat\_lector\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caveat_lector_1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/42 "2008-10-09T02:22:24Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I apologize-I was _totally_ out of line. > [Here is the link I should have posted.](http://www.recipezaar.com/28386) Is there a vegetarian version of this? I mean if they can think up vegetarian _haggis_ they can think up vegetarian **anything**. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/43 "2008-10-09T02:23:16Z")
Wonder Twin powers _Unite!_ Form of an OED! Ha! I _am_ my cite! So, where are the cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/44 "2008-10-09T02:23:34Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > One would assume the hirsute palms would be punishment enough. Learn something new every day! 😛 Indeed one would! Nevertheless, such insolence is not looked upon kindly among the mods, or so I hear. Mind the rulebook, I’ll be keeping my eyes on you. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/45 "2008-10-09T02:38:21Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Sorry about that loop. > [Here is the correct link.](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetarian-Haggis/Detail.aspx) Fun’s fun. But _vegetarian_ haggis? Have you no shame? No fear? No sense of what is and is not a summoning ritual for very pissed off Old Ones? Just knowing where that link goes is enough to cause sanity crashes among some of the weaker among us! You should be ashamed of yourself. Or else. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/46 "2008-10-09T02:50:51Z")
Why do I hear the theme from _The Great Escape_ while reading this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/47 "2008-10-09T03:00:43Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > Fun’s fun. But _vegetarian_ haggis? Have you no shame? No fear? > > No sense of what is and is not a summoning ritual for very pissed off Old Ones? > > Just knowing where that link goes is enough to cause sanity crashes among some of the weaker among us! > > You should be ashamed of yourself. Or else. I’ll take _Or Else_ for $300, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/48 "2008-10-09T03:17:47Z")
I have to admit, some recent mod actions have made me want to telekinetically slice open skulls and find the brain flaws within, but it’s a hunger I can control. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/49 "2008-10-09T03:23:11Z")
I hope all people with telekenesis have such good impulse control. Anyway, I’m going to Officially Warn everybody in this thread except **Bryan** , including **Czarcasm** , but all warnings will be delivered via PM and will be off the record. And I’m locking this thread. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/50 "2008-10-09T03:27:01Z")
No, you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/51 "2008-10-09T03:27:50Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > No, you’re not. Now you’re on double secret probation. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/52 "2008-10-09T03:28:21Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Come on, give me something to work with here! I’m not Jesus Christ, I don’t do miracles. That would be blasphemy, possibly trolling and inciting board wars. You want to be warned properly, hunh? Okay then: Never go swimming until at least a half hour after eating. Never feed a chicken bone to a dog. Never go out without your galoshes if it’s snowing. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/53 "2008-10-09T03:30:15Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You want to be warned properly, hunh? Okay then: > > Never go swimming until at least a half hour after eating. > > Never feed a chicken bone to a dog. > > Never go out without your galoshes if it’s snowing. And never whistle while you’re pissing. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/54 "2008-10-09T03:32:13Z")
I’m Spartacus and so’s my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/55 "2008-10-09T04:18:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > And never whistle while you’re pissing. Dang. How many holes you got in that thing? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/56 "2008-10-09T05:31:39Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Indeed one would! Nevertheless, such insolence is not looked upon kindly among the mods, or so I hear. Mind the rulebook, I’ll be keeping my eyes on you. - _Inches bra strap off shoulder_ _Does bump and grind_ _sashays off_\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/57 "2008-10-09T05:55:45Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Dang. How many holes you got in that thing? Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day. Wait, what was the joke again? ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/58 "2008-10-09T06:35:47Z")
I can’t remember the last time I was so thoroughly entertained by something I DID NOT UNDERSTAND AT ALL. :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/59 "2008-10-09T06:55:06Z")
Am I in the right line to suck **Scylla** ’s dick? Because I’m not feeling it. Oh, I get the parody (and the sarcasm…) [sup]Note to self: pad post count so I can get away with …[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/60 "2008-10-09T12:55:05Z")
I can tell you’re not the real thing **Scylla**. Sure, you’ve got the cape for looking dandy fluttering down from the cross. That’s authentic. But where’s the pogo-stick for jumping back on the cross? Boing! Look at my wounds in the Service of These Boards! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=4)