# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/61 "2008-10-09T13:04:19Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > My friends… Reported ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/62 "2008-10-09T13:07:19Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Now you’re on double secret probation. Pssst. It’s not secret if you actually TELL SOMEONE. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/63 "2008-10-09T13:22:09Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > My first act as a moderator would be to **ban myself, for self-jerkitude.** I don’t think that’s against the rules, but I’ve heard it can cause blindness. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/64 "2008-10-09T13:28:42Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > I don’t think that’s against the rules, but I’ve heard it can cause blindness. Especially if you do it like a motherfuck. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/65 "2008-10-09T14:12:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’ll take _Or Else_ for $300, Alex. Ah-hah! I know who’s going to be made to handle the Spam[sup]TM[/sup] sacrifice-substitute at the next summoning ritual! ---
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/66 "2008-10-09T14:24:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I apologize-I was _totally_ out of line. > [Here is the link I should have posted.](http://www.recipezaar.com/28386) > [@Caveat\_lector\_1](#): > > Is there a vegetarian version of this? I mean if they can think up vegetarian _haggis_ they can think up vegetarian **anything**. Well you can pretend the “oysters” are nuts? … wait… ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/67 "2008-10-09T14:44:08Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Anyway, I’m going to Officially Warn everybody in this thread except **Bryan** , including **Czarcasm** , but all warnings will be delivered via PM and will be off the record. And I’m locking this thread. > [@rayh](#): > > No, you’re not. Yes, he did. I can tell. It was a secret ninja edit lock. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/68 "2008-10-09T15:02:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Hi, everyone! My name is Cza…er, John Smith. > Mind if I sit in the back and take notes? This reminds me of a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon: A bunch of cows are having a meeting. Amongst them is a pantomime cow. The caption reads “Brothers - there is a spy amongst us!” 😃 P.S. John Smith, your title of ‘M_d_r_t_r’ is showing! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/69 "2008-10-09T15:05:27Z")
> [@glee](#): > > P.S. John Smith, your title of ‘M_d_r_t_r’ is showing! :eek: You should get your computer checked, on my screen I see Moderator, what browser do you use? Might be Opera or one of those other odd ones. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/70 "2008-10-09T15:15:44Z")
[Here](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/) is the film that personifies the Junior Mod Justice League. And [here](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0011384/) is my character! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/71 "2008-10-09T15:18:11Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > You should get your computer checked, on my screen I see Moderator, what browser do you use? Might be Opera or one of those other odd ones. I could tell you what browser I use (Internet Explorer), but then I’d have to tell you sternly not to tell anyone else\*. \*The Junior mod equivalent of ‘kill you’ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/72 "2008-10-09T15:24:46Z")
I believe [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_Five) is more like the group you’re looking for. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/73 "2008-10-09T15:50:54Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I believe [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_Five) is more like the group you’re looking for. With coding like that, he can’t be a mod. Fixed that for you, [link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferior_Five). ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/74 "2008-10-09T15:51:53Z")
So he says to me, he says "You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, “You wanna be a junior moderator, right?” And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, “You got a ban-stick, ban the SDMB, it’s packed with mods and admins, you’ll go down in JUNIOR MODERATOR HISTORY!” And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I’m the Evil Midnight Junior Mod What Junior Mods at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/75 "2008-10-09T15:54:59Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > _Lurks quietly in the corner_ _Towers quietly in the corner_ ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/76 "2008-10-09T16:19:36Z")
And speaking of Junior modding: > [@](#): > > **Rants should be suitable for the Pit** > > Cutesy, “I Pit puppies for being sooo cute!” non-Pittings are not welcome here. Put them in MPSIMS. Rants which are genuine but simply too tepid or mundane for the Pit will be moved or closed, as we see fit. Lastly, rants about personal trauma that are expected to generate mostly supportive, sympathetic responses will likely be moved to MPSIMS. This is not a commentary on the seriousness of said life events, merely the best forum for that type of thread. ETA: Or as they say, FOBTMPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/77 "2008-10-09T16:23:52Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > And speaking of Junior modding: > > ETA: Or as they say, FOBTMPSIMS [JrModAssHole] Well have you reported the thread? That is the proper step instead of just shitting in it. [/JrMAH] My bad attempt at humor aside, \*\*Sapo \*\*does have a point. This is hardly pit worthy. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/78 "2008-10-09T16:36:05Z")
I’d just like to take a moment to wish grievous bodily harm that falls _juuuust_ short of death on the next poster. But in a nice way, of course. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/79 "2008-10-09T16:42:29Z")
_looks up_ Oh shit. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/80 "2008-10-09T16:50:26Z")
Formal warning to **ArizonaTeach** for not insulting **Hal Briston** ’s girlfriend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=5)