# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/81 "2008-10-09T16:50:37Z")
You may think this sort of thing is funny, but its all just tearing down without building up! And it goes on your permanent record. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/82 "2008-10-09T16:53:36Z")
> [@glee](#): > > [Here](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/) is the film that personifies the Junior Mod Justice League. > > And [here](http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0011384/) is my character! In what other thread could I quote myself? This is great. šŸ™‚ And so are these quotes from the film: ā€˜I donā€™t need a compass to know which way the wind shines.ā€™ ā€˜We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.ā€™ ā€˜Weā€™re not your classic heroes. Weā€™re the other guys.ā€™ ā€˜You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.ā€™ 'Someone must have ripped the ā€œQā€ section out of my dictionary, 'cause I donā€™t know the meaning of the word ā€œquitā€. ā€™ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/83 "2008-10-09T17:07:42Z")
In light of the preceding posts, I hereby revoke my title ā€œThe Weird Oneā€ and shall hereafter be known as ā€œThe Normal One, Compared to the Rest of These Freaks.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/84 "2008-10-09T17:13:09Z")
Capes? Who needs capes? We need badges. Stinkinā€™ badges! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/85 "2008-10-09T17:21:51Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > Capes? Who needs capes? We need badges. Stinkinā€™ badges! _Warns **vetbridge** for Junior Mod junior fashionista-ing_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/86 "2008-10-09T17:25:53Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Formal warning to **ArizonaTeach** for not insulting **Hal Briston** ā€™s girlfriend. Seconded with Junior Mod Jutsu! **Arizona Teach** , youā€™re a baad boy. I know, I know! But I never got to do a Hal Briston loves ewe joke before, and I felt left outā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/87 "2008-10-09T17:30:31Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > _Warns **vetbridge** for Junior Mod junior fashionista-ing_ _Thanks the gods he didnā€™t mention the beret idea_ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/88 "2008-10-09T17:51:55Z")
> [@vetbridge](#): > > _Thanks the gods he didnā€™t mention the beret idea_ _issues second warning to **vetbridge** for JMJF-ing now that he has mentioned the beret idea_ _warns self for excessive use of action-indicative-asterisks in this thread and the Obama is a Muslim glurge/carrot cake thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/89 "2008-10-09T20:06:43Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Sorry about that loop. > [Here is the correct link.](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetarian-Haggis/Detail.aspx) I donā€™t think there has ever been a better set up for a Rickroll. You, sir, have no game. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/90 "2008-10-09T20:10:49Z")
On the one hand, the JMJL sounds almost pointless & silly enough to be my idea. On the other hand, its aims of supporting order and civiliity in the Dope are not explicitly evil, which is obviously a problem for me. On the other other hand, it is vigilantism, which always leads to chaos, which Iā€™m definitely for. On the other other other hand, I could always join and betray you guys for the comedy value. Count me in! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/91 "2008-10-09T20:11:17Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > I donā€™t think there has ever been a better set up for a Rickroll. You, sir, have no game. He tried but he cocked up the coding. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/92 "2008-10-09T20:21:50Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > On the one hand, the JMJL sounds almost pointless & silly enough to be my idea. > > On the other hand, its aims of supporting order and civiliity in the Dope are not explicitly evil, which is obviously a problem for me. > > On the other other hand, it is vigilantism, which always leads to chaos, which Iā€™m definitely for. > > On the other other other hand, I could always join and betray you guys for the comedy value. > > Count me in! How many hands do you have, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/93 "2008-10-09T20:27:30Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > How many hands do you have, anyway? Hundreds. Every time I nitpick someoneā€™s word usage in a post and get called on it, I grow a new arm. Two if I am subsequently shown to be full of shit. At this rate I shall soon be invincble. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/94 "2008-10-09T20:59:24Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Hundreds. Every time I nitpick someoneā€™s word usage in a post and get called on it, I grow a new arm. Two if I am subsequently shown to be full of shit. At this rate I shall soon be invincble. Until you try and go shirt shopping, that isā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/95 "2008-10-09T21:17:53Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > What are you, new here? Lawn chairs and popcorn are strictly verbotten! Thatā€™s baiting, a crime punishable with a temporary admonishment at best. The lawn chairs are fine, as long as you donā€™t talk about them. Weā€™re not talking about them, are we? And pass some of that popcorn over here. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Sorry about that loop. > [Here is the correct link.](http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetarian-Haggis/Detail.aspx) You are one sick puppy. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > I apologize-I was _totally_ out of line. > [Here is the link I should have posted.](http://www.recipezaar.com/28386) They got the ingredients and process wrong. It should be: Ingredients: Bull balls. Process: Throw on top of branding iron heater. Wait a while. Eat. > [@Colibri](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > And never whistle while youā€™re pissing. > > Dang. How many holes you got in that thing? LOL is overused. People donā€™t really laugh out loud very often when reading message boards. But I did this time. Of course, Iā€™m going to need to go down to the river and beat my brains with a rock to get rid of the image of **Czarcasm** ā€œplaying the flute.ā€ > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Hundreds. Every time I nitpick someoneā€™s word usage in a post and get called on it, I grow a new arm. Two if I am subsequently shown to be full of shit. Which is why you now look like a pasty-white chia pet, right? ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/96 "2008-10-09T21:20:43Z")
In the butt, Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/97 "2008-10-09T21:38:31Z")
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. > **[Picard Song](https://picard.ytmnd.com/)** ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/98 "2008-10-09T21:49:26Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Until you try and go shirt shopping, that isā€¦ Happily, each arm is twice as strong as the previous one, thus allowing me to use them for maximum evil even though I am obliged to chop most of them off. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/99 "2008-10-09T21:51:08Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > Which is why you now look like a pasty-white chia pet, right? Iā€™m black, dude. Not African-American, not a person of color, not a Welsh. B L A C K. No part of me is pasty. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/100 "2008-10-09T21:59:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > No part of me is pasty. He meant pastry, as in you are a delicious cupcake. Mmmm.. cupcakes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=6)