# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/101 "2008-10-09T22:01:22Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > He meant pastry, as in you are a delicious cupcake. Mmmm.. cupcakes. Why do you always point these things out AFTER I have released the ostriches? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/102 "2008-10-09T22:05:21Z")
Is the Lost Weekend back? What the fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/103 "2008-10-09T22:06:24Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Why do you always point these things out AFTER I have released the ostriches? Pssst… Don’t look now, but [Your ostriches were defeated!](http://revver.com/video/216323/riding-an-ostrich/) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ofnsve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e495f1/32.png) [@Ofnsve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ofnsve)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/104 "2008-10-09T22:10:19Z")
[Are you sure a cape is required?](http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/1564/wooshzf1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/105 "2008-10-09T22:13:51Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m black, dude. Not African-American, not a person of color, not a Welsh. B L A C K. No part of me is pasty. > [@Autolycus](#): > > He meant pastry, as in you are a delicious cupcake. Mmmm.. cupcakes. Yeah, yeah, that’s what I meant. **Autolycus** nailed it. Cupcakes. **CHOCOLATE** cupcakes. With lots of arms. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/106 "2008-10-09T22:20:19Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > Am I in the right line to suck **Scylla** ’s dick? There’s no need to wait. I can accommodate you immediately. [/quote] Because I’m not feeling it. [/quote] Stop sucking and bend over. > [@](#): > > [sup]Note to self: pad post count so I can get away with …[/sup] (or you could just try to say something fun or appealing.) ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/107 "2008-10-09T22:34:12Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m black, dude. Not African-American, not a person of color, not a Welsh. B L A C K. No part of me is pasty. Denial ain’t just a river. Palms of your hands? Bottom of your feet? Gums and toungue? Eyeballs? At the end of marathons and ultramarathons white guys look like they died two days ago, but black guys definitely look a little pasty. I think it’s all the dried sweat. Arguing that your immune to pastiness due to your genetics is racist eugenics. There’s nothing wrong with pasty. Lots of women find my elmer’s glue colored hairy body attractive. Actually, that’s not true. But they should. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/108 "2008-10-09T22:44:26Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > Yeah, yeah, that’s what I meant. **Autolycus** nailed it. Cupcakes. **CHOCOLATE** cupcakes. With lots of arms. :smack: Here is my artist’s rendition: [http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC\_Autolycus/GiantCupcakeMonster.jpg](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o57/BC_Autolycus/GiantCupcakeMonster.jpg) _this post in memory of **lobstermobster** _ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/109 "2008-10-09T23:29:20Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m black, dude. Not African-American, not a person of color, not a Welsh. B L A C K. No part of me is pasty. really? I’m been imagining you in the wrong kind of hat this whole time! ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/110 "2008-10-10T01:02:50Z")
April sardines rotate vociferously. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/111 "2008-10-10T12:53:35Z")
Okay, I’m here! John Maverick McCain to the rescue!! Let’s git’r’done, my friends. Let’s all of us reach across the aisle and… _looks around confusedly_ Waitaminnit. This isn’t the League of Democracies! I’m a POW, and I know what a democracy league should look like. This isn’t it. You know who comes to places like this? _points at **Skald** _ THAT one. You know who kicks all kinds of Mavericky ass? ME. _wanders aimlessly back out into the hall_ ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/112 "2008-10-10T12:55:42Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > April sardines rotate vociferously. Blue Sonatas canvas yearly. Good to see you agent 46. What is our mission tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/113 "2008-10-10T13:16:46Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Blue Sonatas canvas yearly. > Good to see you agent 46. What is our mission tonight? collapse Neptunes over lengthy tears ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/114 "2008-10-10T13:33:52Z")
If \*\*QED \*\*dropped by now would he even realise he was being Pitted? ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/115 "2008-10-10T13:38:59Z")
I don’t want a cape. I want a holster and a belt full of gadgets, maybe a bandoleer…yeah, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/116 "2008-10-10T13:43:43Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Until you try and go shirt shopping, that is… I’m sure you could knit him something using a nice _virgin_ wool, **Hal** ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/117 "2008-10-10T17:34:47Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I’m sure you could knit him something using a nice _virgin_ wool, **Hal** He’s never going to live that down, is he? But I don’t think it was “virgin” wool :eek: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/118 "2008-10-10T17:46:18Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. > > [http://picard.ytmnd.com/](http://picard.ytmnd.com/) I am Locutus, a Borg. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/119 "2008-10-10T17:52:49Z")
> [@freekalette](#): > > Okay, I’m here! John Maverick McCain to the rescue!! Let’s git’r’done, my friends. Let’s all of us reach across the aisle and… > > _looks around confusedly_ > > Waitaminnit. This isn’t the League of Democracies! I’m a POW, and I know what a democracy league should look like. This isn’t it. You know who comes to places like this? _points at **Skald** _ THAT one. You know who kicks all kinds of Mavericky ass? ME. > > _wanders aimlessly back out into the hall_ I need a volunteer stop the senator for urinating in the potted plants again. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/120 "2008-10-10T17:53:15Z")
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