# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/121 "2008-10-10T17:57:46Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > But I don’t think it was “virgin” wool :eek: not after he was done with it anyway. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/122 "2008-10-10T17:58:57Z")
> [@hawthorne](#): > > If \*\*QED \*\*dropped by now would he even realise he was being Pitted? Wait a minute. You mean this thread is actually _about_ something? I thought it was an exercise in post-modernist irony. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/123 "2008-10-10T18:27:27Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > My first act as a moderator would be to ban myself, for **self-jerkitude.** > > Nobody deserves such a horrible fate. I’d say that’s WORSE than a death threat. You know those are against the rules right? (Bolding mine), would it be like Auto-Suiciding yourself? ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/124 "2008-10-10T19:52:32Z")
> [@FarmerChick](#): > > Well you can pretend the “oysters” are nuts? > > … wait… I just splorfed gingerale all over my desk… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/125 "2008-10-10T20:20:39Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Pssst… Don’t look now, but [Your ostriches were defeated!](http://revver.com/video/216323/riding-an-ostrich/) :eek: Anybody want a drumstick? They’re extra large. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/126 "2008-10-10T20:25:31Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Anybody want a drumstick? They’re extra large. Plun-Darrian trollop! YOU were the one who, by training your damn monkey ninjas, obliged me to branch out from my own flying monkey armies! Not to mention PROMISING me that the ostriches were reliable. You have set my plans for world conquest back WEEKS. I shall have my revenge. ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/127 "2008-10-10T22:25:24Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > _Towers quietly in the corner_ Argles quietly in the corner. _argle argle argle_ ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/128 "2008-10-10T22:30:38Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Denial ain’t just a river. > > Palms of your hands? Bottom of your feet? Gums and toungue? Eyeballs? All black. You forgot that I am pure evil, a veritable spawn of Morgoth himself. No longer can I assume a fair form, or for that matter a form with fewer than three penii. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/129 "2008-10-10T23:05:08Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Plun-Darrian trollop! YOU were the one who, by training your damn monkey ninjas, obliged me to branch out from my own flying monkey armies! Not to mention PROMISING me that the ostriches were reliable. > > You have set my plans for world conquest back WEEKS. I shall have my revenge. Hey! I didn’t _train_ the monkey ninjas, they were created that way. I just won them in a poker game. And I believe I recommended crow-people, not ostriches. It’s your own fault for using such stupid (but tasty) beasts. BTW, how do you like my new cape? _saunters around in feathered cape_ See, I did that quick-release collar like you recommended. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/130 "2008-10-10T23:07:06Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Hey! I didn’t _train_ the monkey ninjas, they were created that way. I just won them in a poker game. And I believe I recommended crow-people, not ostriches. It’s your own fault for using such stupid (but tasty) beasts. BTW, how do you like my new cape? _saunters around in feathered cape_ See, I did that quick-release collar like you recommended. The quick release control is supposed to be on the breastplate and g-string. Do you read ANY of the memos I send? ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/131 "2008-10-10T23:22:39Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > The quick release control is supposed to be on the breastplate and g-string. Do you read ANY of the memos I send? _offers to assist **Silver Tyger Girl** in properly installing her quick release control_ ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/132 "2008-10-10T23:55:31Z")
_saunters back in_ What’s this memo? Mavericks don’t wear g-strings! And dagnabbit, I can’t fasten a breastplate, my hand won’t go up that high. I was a POW, you know. Because I love this country! That’s why we all have to reach across the aisle, my friends, because know where Barack Osama is hiding! I know how to get him. Go team Venture! ---
**Author:** ![Redfrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@Redfrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redfrost)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/133 "2008-10-11T00:21:23Z")
[The Colonel] Right! No more. This Thread is getting too silly! [/The Colonel] ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/134 "2008-10-11T00:40:53Z")
> [@Arglefraster](#): > > Argles quietly in the corner. > > … _Wiles away the time_ I don’t think I want to be a Junior Mod. Could I be a Junior Mint instead? I could be a Junior College if forced or maybe a Junior League, definitely don’t want to be a Junior Samples. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/135 "2008-10-11T01:00:21Z")
_Reallys all over **freekalette** _ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/136 "2008-10-11T01:48:38Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > The quick release control is supposed to be on the breastplate and g-string. Do you read ANY of the memos I send? Only for inspiration and certainly not to fulfill your fantasies. Unless you start paying me, a hell of a lot. yes, I can be bought. But I’m not cheap. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/137 "2008-10-11T14:34:00Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > _Reallys all over **freekalette** _ Oh, you do _not_ want to engage me in a contest of “acting out usernames against one another”!! I just might lette you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/138 "2008-10-11T18:16:39Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Only for inspiration and certainly not to fulfill your fantasies. Unless you start paying me, a hell of a lot. > > yes, I can be bought. But I’m not cheap. You forget I’m married, love. I was trying to help you and Tygra out. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/139 "2008-10-11T18:39:47Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You forget I’m married, love. Married men don’t have fantasies? Rats. I guess my wife was right about that after all. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/140 "2008-10-11T18:42:06Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > Married men don’t have fantasies? Rats. I guess my wife was right about that after all. Of course I have fantasies. But it’s TACKY to indulge in sexual fantasies about message-board friends. I only fantasize about Natalie Portman, Angela Basset, and conquering the Earth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=8)