# Junior Mod Justice League (cape required) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096 "2008-10-08T23:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/141 "2008-10-11T21:04:16Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You forget I’m married, love. I was trying to help you and Tygra out. I was under the impression that god-kings got to do what they wanted. Seems even god-kings can be whipped. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/142 "2008-10-11T21:22:21Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > I was under the impression that god-kings got to do what they wanted. Seems even god-kings can be whipped. First, I am NOT YET God-King. That should be obvious, as Firefly is still off the air and WWE is still on. Second, it’s less a matter of not being able than being happily content with my sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/143 "2008-10-11T21:43:12Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > He’s never going to live that down, is he? > > But I don’t think it was “virgin” wool :eek: But sir, I don’t care if the sheep was a whore so long as the jumper’s warm I refuse to wear a g-string. Are miniskorts acceptable? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/144 "2008-10-11T21:45:03Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > But sir, I don’t care if the sheep was a whore so long as the jumper’s warm > > I refuse to wear a g-string. Are miniskorts acceptable? We’d have to see your legs. (What? If Kim can flirt with waitresses, I can look.) ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/145 "2008-10-12T02:30:52Z")
Sure, sure, we got through the corn-maze all right, it sure was an odd one, though, but why not just have the meeting in the barn? (looks up) Hey, what are those lights? ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/146 "2008-10-12T10:14:38Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Wait a minute. You mean this thread is actually _about_ something? I thought it was an exercise in post-modernist irony. That’s what THEY want you to think. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/147 "2008-10-12T10:25:08Z")
If all the other Junior positions are taken up, I’m having this one. [**Junior Senior**](http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BmMln54lt9A) ( Dances around thread like a maniac! ) ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/148 "2008-10-13T02:54:43Z")
I feel like I just opened a Piers Anthony (Xanth) book! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/149 "2008-10-13T03:02:32Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > [SIZE=“1”] > I refuse to wear a g-string. Are miniskorts acceptable? I have nothing constructive to say, but ‘miniskort’ makes me giggle every time I read it. skort skort skort! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/150 "2008-10-13T03:09:24Z")
> [@Penchan](#): > > I feel like I just opened a Piers Anthony (Xanth) book! 😛 Naw, we’re not all naked yet. ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/151 "2008-10-13T03:21:42Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Naw, we’re not all naked yet. Yet is the operative word. Once the booze starts flowin, I forsee those Spartacuses gettin _down_! ---
**Author:** ![GomiBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@GomiBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GomiBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/152 "2008-10-14T11:14:12Z")
Sorry, just got here. You’re all officially warned. Buncha freaks, the lot of you. Won’t be allowed. This message board is going to start becoming a bastion of right-thinking people with good morals! And you were all off topic. Don’t let it happen again! Now where’s my cape and badge? We get both, right? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/153 "2008-10-14T14:00:24Z")
> [@goodie](#): > > Sure, sure, we got through the corn-maze all right, it sure was an odd one, though, but why not just have the meeting in the barn? (looks up) Hey, what are those lights? Maize is what my people call corn. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/154 "2008-10-14T20:12:14Z")
Whats a “plun-darian trollop”? I mean, I get the trollop part. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/155 "2008-10-14T20:20:48Z")
> [@Rapier42](#): > > Whats a “plun-darian trollop”? I mean, I get the trollop part. In the 80s animated series Thundercats, beloved by Silver Cat Girl, me, and…um…well, the two of us, Plun-darr was homeworld of the villainous mutants. It was a tailor-made wisecrack. ---
**Author:** ![Rapier42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@Rapier42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapier42)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/156 "2008-10-15T03:55:21Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > In the 80s animated series Thundercats, beloved by Silver Cat Girl, me, and…um…well, the two of us, Plun-darr was homeworld of the villainous mutants. It was a tailor-made wisecrack. I _knew_ it sounded familiar. ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/157 "2008-10-20T21:01:45Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day. > > Wait, what was the joke again? Little white dude walks into the men’s room, stands beside a big black guy at the urinals, glances at the black guy’s penis, sees the letters WY tattooed on it. Gets all excited, says, " Hey you’ve got WY on your penis just like me! Mine really says Wendy, my girlfriend’s name, but you can’t tell that right now!! How about you, is your girlfriend’s name Wendy too, just like me? WY?? Is that what it stands for??" Black guy responds, “No Mon, it say,‘Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.’” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/158 "2008-10-20T23:52:11Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > In the 80s animated series Thundercats, beloved by Silver Cat Girl, me, and…um…well, the two of us, Plun-darr was homeworld of the villainous mutants. It was a tailor-made wisecrack. Oy! Do I no longer exist, now that you know my ater-ego The Maverick? I like Thundercats too! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/159 "2008-10-21T00:58:49Z")
Nay! _That one_ shouldn’t be the Jr. Mod. I’m waaaay more mavericky! Vote for me although I don’t know the rules and I’ll just look really, really cute and gutsy most of the time. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096/160 "2008-10-21T18:13:54Z")
> [@freekalette](#): > > Oy! Do I no longer exist, now that you know my ater-ego The Maverick? I like Thundercats too! I knew there was a third & fourth 'Cats fan here, but i was having a brain fart, actually. I tried searching for “thundercats” but got tired of reading my own and STG’s posts over and over. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-mod-justice-league-cape-required/467096.md?page=7)