# Junior Seau Arrested, Drives Off Cliff!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 18, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572 "2010-10-18T18:03:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/1 "2010-10-18T18:03:31Z")

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Whiskey…Tango…Foxtrot?

I thought he was one of the good guys!

[http://www.10news.com/news/25428282/detail.html?hpt=T2](http://www.10news.com/news/25428282/detail.html?hpt=T2)

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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/2 "2010-10-18T18:06:29Z")

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I went to high school with the entire Seau clan. They were all very nice people but had it in mind that there was a myopic idea that the be-all and end-all of their existence was FOOTBALL.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/3 "2010-10-18T18:06:54Z")

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It was Toonces the Driving Cat’s fault.

Seau was passed out in the back seat.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/4 "2010-10-18T18:08:30Z")

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Hmmm…a felony charge for domestic violence, with injuries, followed by what appears to have been a suicide attempt? Wouldn’t have expected Seau to be involved in something like this…

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/5 "2010-10-18T18:19:14Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Hmmm…a felony charge for domestic violence, with injuries, followed by what appears to have been a suicide attempt? Wouldn’t have expected Seau to be involved in something like this…

That’s _exactly_ what I was thinking.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/6 "2010-10-18T18:48:24Z")

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> Seau drove his 2005 Cadillac Escalade off a cliff in Carlsbad, Carlsbad police told 10News…

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> Seau was pulled out of the vehicle with only cuts and bruises and taken to Scripps Memorial Hospital in La Jolla, police said.

Well, at least a lucrative auto-safety-themed endorsement deal awaits.

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**Author:** ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/7 "2010-10-18T21:21:06Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> Well, at least a lucrative auto-safety-themed endorsement deal awaits.

In the made for TV movie, he will have to die in a ginormous fireball, though.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/8 "2010-10-19T13:11:10Z")

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If it were a real suicide attempt, he should have used a [Segway](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_britain_segway_death).

Of course, uif he had died, we would have the trifecta of weird deaths, what with Mike Edwards and that [bale of hay](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/celebritynews/7984944/Mike-Edwards-hay-bale-death-celebrities-in-freak-killings.html)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/9 "2010-10-19T14:44:51Z")

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Police are now saying he fell asleep at the wheel of his car and didn’t drive off the cliff on purpose. I was surprised to hear about this story, but I don’t think I expect anyone to get arrested for domestic battery and then drive his car off a cliff.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/10 "2010-10-19T14:48:29Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Police are now saying he fell asleep at the wheel of his car and didn’t drive off the cliff on purpose. I was surprised to hear about this story, but I don’t think I expect anyone to get arrested for domestic battery and then drive his car off a cliff.

I saw that update. Maybe he really was tired from not sleeping during his brief incarceration but at first whiff it sure seemed like a suicide attempt to me.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/junior-seau-arrested-drives-off-cliff/557572/11 "2010-10-20T03:45:44Z")

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Football players dementia. He took a beating for a long time. You can not logic out what ex players do.
