# Just a few words **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 11, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959 "2002-04-11T02:56:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rdelavega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rdelavega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rdelavega)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/1 "2002-04-11T02:56:31Z")
Stop farting averuwhere!!! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/2 "2002-04-11T03:01:37Z")
Wow. Some of those words weren’t even words. ---
**Author:** ![rdelavega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rdelavega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rdelavega)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/3 "2002-04-11T03:04:46Z")
Sorry I was farting while typing the message… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/4 "2002-04-11T03:06:11Z")
I **know**! :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![rdelavega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rdelavega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rdelavega)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/5 "2002-04-11T03:10:22Z")
I mean don’t you just love farting while in bed with your girlfriend? It’s so funny when you cover her head with the blankets and let her “take a big breath”…hohohho ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/6 "2002-04-11T04:17:07Z")
I think we have a **new** member of The One-Trick Pony Club! ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/7 "2002-04-11T04:36:41Z")
This thread is not ready. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/8 "2002-04-11T09:40:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rdelavega \* > **I mean don’t you just love farting while in bed with your girlfriend?** Soon to be ex. > [@](#): > > \*\*It’s so funny when you cover her head with the blankets and let her “take a big breath”…hohohho \*\* Soon to tell all her girlfriends to tell all their girlfriends to tell all their girlfriends what you find funny when in a relationship. For your sake, I hope she doesn’t have a lot of friends. Oh, and welcome to the Straight Dope, fighting farting and ignorance averuwhere since 1973. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/9 "2002-04-11T09:49:25Z")
ROFLMAO! Oh, man. **rdelavega** , you kill me! 😃 What do you do to her when you’re angry? No, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know. ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/10 "2002-04-11T11:26:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I mean don’t you just love farting while in bed with your girlfriend? It’s so funny when you cover her head with the blankets and let her “take a big breath” I do believe the scientific term for that is _Dutch Oven_. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/11 "2002-04-11T11:49:49Z")
Oh, sure, blame those cute li’l clog people. Bastid. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/12 "2002-04-11T12:11:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rdelavega \* > \*\*I mean don’t you just love farting while in bed with your girlfriend? > It’s so funny when you cover her head with the blankets and let her “take a big breath”…hohohho \*\* Now really; such an unrefined technique. The proper method is to draw the covers tightly around your neck so that nothing can escape, then let out a large one silently, after this, point at the headboard and shout “Aaaah! Spider!”; the female partner will invariably dive under the covers and discover the surprise you have prepared. Always make sure your genitals are sufficiently protected. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/13 "2002-04-11T16:38:31Z")
Feck! Arse! Drink! ---
**Author:** ![rdelavega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rdelavega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rdelavega)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/14 "2002-04-12T02:14:07Z")
Man! you wanna know my litle secret?? BLACK MEXICAN BEANS!!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/15 "2002-04-12T02:25:16Z")
I have a hard time believing that the Dutch would actually participate in the “activity” known as the Dutch Oven. They wear wooden shoes; it would be extremely unsafe for the man. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/16 "2002-04-12T02:48:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Feck! > > Arse! > > Drink! \*\* What is it with you and those words? I swear I saw you post the exact same thing in some other thread, I forget which. Not that I mind your posting the same thing multiple times (I don’t), but call me an inquiring mind who wishes to know. Oh, and while I’m on the topic (sort of), what is it with **SPOOFE** and his posts of “Underpants!” I’ve seen it at least twice… maybe he has something for them that I don’t know about! :eek: And as for the topic of Dutch Ovens, I’m going to assume your girlfriend already knows that to escape your devious pranks and tricks, all she has to do is get out of the relationship! ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/17 "2002-04-12T03:02:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > **Oh, and while I’m on the topic (sort of), what is it with SPOOFE and his posts of “Underpants!” I’ve seen it at least twice… maybe he has something for them that I don’t know about! :eek:** [sub]Mental note… **SPOOFE** likes underpants…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/18 "2002-04-12T04:07:05Z")
**SPOOFE** also likes toothpaste. Ask him about it sometime. [sub]Derleth, spreading embarrassing in-jokes with a big fat :D.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/19 "2002-04-12T06:19:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\* > > What is it with you and those words? I swear I saw you post the exact same thing in some other thread, I forget which. Not that I mind your posting the same thing multiple times (I don’t), but call me an inquiring mind who wishes to know.\*\* I’m trying to start a new stock response to gibberish. Sort of like the Og jokes. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959/20 "2002-04-12T13:13:44Z")
About Dutch Ovens: You should do what a guy I know at work did to his wife. He spit a loogie into the air so it would come down on her, she pulled the sheets over herself. Then he let her have it and held the sheets over her head. Charming. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-few-words/102959.md?page=2)