# Just a mundane post..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863 "2000-04-12T03:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/1 "2000-04-12T03:19:00Z")
to point out the boards seem flat…kinda like a soda (or beer for those that know me) that has been sitting out too long. Any ideas on how to get this place going? ---
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/2 "2000-04-12T03:24:00Z")
I could tell some ghost stories if that would help ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/3 "2000-04-12T03:25:00Z")
Three Beers and Lapdance always work for me. * * * Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear. ---
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/4 "2000-04-12T03:28:00Z")
My 5th post and already I’m sounding stupid I feel like a newborn calf trying to stand up on wobbly legs… Someone tell me this feeling will pass ☹ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/5 "2000-04-12T03:30:00Z")
Don’t worry, it will. It will take you time to get to know the personalities around here… ---
**Author:** ![dragonfly98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@dragonfly98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonfly98)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/6 "2000-04-12T03:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by techchick68: > \*\*to point out the boards seem flat…kinda like a soda (or beer for those that know me) that has been sitting out too long. > > Any ideas on how to get this place going?\*\* Well at least **flat** is way better than sloppy. And it has nothing to do with beer. 😉 * * * -What’s right is only half of what’s wrong- George Harrison - _Old Brown Shoe_ ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/7 "2000-04-12T04:12:00Z")
Yeah, just so you know, I’m a dick and no one likes me. This should set you straight. So watch out for me, because I am very narrow minded and prejudiced. And I can’t spell very well. I don’t often speak my mind, neither does Byzantine or Coldfire, and that Glitch guy couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Techchick68 is mean, and purplebear never has anything positive to say. Everyone hates WallyM7, too, way way more than me even. Never listen to Bricker, Alphagene or Singledad, they don’t know anything, and kellibelli never posts anything mundane or pointless, so always be serious when addressing her. SwimmingRiddles and Mega the Roo are not very attractive, and Chef Troy can’t cook to save his life. Aha is not funny. Neurro Trash Grrrl is both unfunny and stupid, and a blonde cheerleader slut to boot. Opalcat does nothing to enrich this board, and Satan is a dumb-ass newbie. ## There are many more people on the Dope, but they don’t do anything, and I hate this board and never come here. Everything about it sucks. And cheese dip. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/8 "2000-04-12T04:17:00Z")
. . . and NothingMan never posts in the middle of the night. Back to the OP. Perhaps some nude pics of Doctor Laura would help . . . HEY ! OWW ! OK, leggo leggo, just kidding. Sheesh. For **real** fun go to the pit and flame either Lexicon, Satan, or Wally. It’s cool. Really. Try it. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/9 "2000-04-12T04:30:00Z")
Hey Ghost…just a little FYI…Lexicon is just being the goofy guy he is…all of what he said is just the opposite, however I can be mean. Well, okay I am horrible at it. He’s just giving you a hard time 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/10 "2000-04-12T04:44:00Z")
Ya know, nobody’s posted naked pics of themselves yet. Maybe it’s time. * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/11 "2000-04-12T04:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by GuanoLad: > \*\*Ya know, nobody’s posted naked pics of themselves yet. Maybe it’s time. > > \*\* You first. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/12 "2000-04-12T05:03:00Z")
Lex says: > [@](#): > > Everyone hates WallyM7, too, way way more than me even You are so full of it, Lex. Socko is crazy about me. He even started a thread about me, which is more than you got. And CalifBoomer digs me too. Putz. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/13 "2000-04-12T12:45:00Z")
Just reading a Wally post makes my skin itch. Other than that, he is a fine member of this community. Also, it is probable that the majority of regular posters here would qualify both as a genius and as a mental patient. That is a lovely combination. * * * We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/14 "2000-04-12T12:50:00Z")
I’ll just post now to complete _The MPSIMS Musketeers_. I always wanted a cool nickname. Even if I had to make it up. And share it with two others. * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/15 "2000-04-12T13:00:00Z")
I’ve noticed the same thing, Techchick, and have been doing my damnest to liven things up by tossing the many and varied problems of my social life (or lack thereof) to the board as fodder. What, Clog Boy ain’t a good enough nickname for ya, Coldfire? It amuses me. * * * A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing: “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/16 "2000-04-12T13:26:00Z")
**Ghost** said: _I could tell some ghost stories if that would help_ but then recanted with, _My 5th post and already I’m sounding stupid_. Actually, I thought your original post was pretty clever. No need for an apology–carry on, keep up the good work, etc., etc. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/17 "2000-04-12T13:40:00Z")
techie: I’ve been trying to, that’s why I started a post party/pillow fight thread. Only no one hardly has come over to play. ☹ Ghost: I love ghost stories, I’m listening! {{{{{Ghost}}}}}} There,there, it’ll pass. Kvallulf: I don’t drink beer. The lapdance… well, how about a tabletop dance? \ dragonfly: hehehehe! 🙂 Lexi, dear: LOL! Please stop trying to scare the newbie away. I always give you a hug, and anyone else who wants one\ NothingMan: Sheeesh! yourself! Tsk, tsk. So, you’re into older women, eh? Well, I’m older, I think, andI notice you didn’t ask for _my_pic to post. Hhmmpf! GuanoLad: I agree, you first!! I prefer the full frontal and side view, BTW. 😉 Wally: I adore you, especially since you gave me this wonderful sig line! 🙂 Mully: Thank you, how kind of you to notice. I’ve been trying very hard. Coldy, dear: I came up with a nickname for you, it’s _whisper_. How’s that? SR: Hey! nothing about you is mundane, I mean after all, like the time you told us about…_whisper_…oh, wait. That was someone else. Never mind… * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/18 "2000-04-12T13:44:00Z")
_Sigh_ \ ☹ * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/19 "2000-04-12T13:53:00Z")
PB – It’s a damn good thing you weren’t around these parts for Guy Stuff. Your posts would have been a mile long… Oh, and be careful. You only get a certain number of smilies when you register. Once you use them up, that’s it, the end, no more! * * * Homepage: [http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil](http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil) Occupation: Swabbie Pounder, First Class Location: Anywhere you feckless landlubbers ain’t. Interests: Navy Chow, Port of Call, The Head, Air Superiority ICQ Number: CVN69 **– An UncleBeer Profile** “Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” **– A WallySig** ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863/20 "2000-04-12T22:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ChiefScott: > \*\*PB – It’s a damn good thing you weren’t around these parts for Guy Stuff. > Your posts would have been a mile long… > > I _was_ here for Guy Stuff II! hehehehe! > > Oh, and be careful. You only get a certain number of smilies when you register. Once you use them up, that’s it, the end, no more! > > \*\* _POUT_ I _ **do** _?? Bummer. No body told me that! Can I start from today, then?? * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-mundane-post/15863.md?page=2)