# Just a reminder, kids: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858 "2019-04-01T14:31:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/1 "2019-04-01T14:31:35Z")
Soylent Green is people. It’s people. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/2 "2019-04-01T14:36:44Z")
No, it isn’t. That’s a filthy lie, perpetuated by their competition, the Lentoy corporation, to drive people away from the wholesome goodness of the entire family of fine Soylent Products. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/3 "2019-04-01T14:37:44Z")
Or in the spirit of the OP, If it isn’t in your own backyard, you’ve never lost it to begin with. (This is a test, isn’t it? I know it is.) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/4 "2019-04-01T16:06:39Z")
Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world was beautiful. This conversation with (insert the name of your favorite politician here) is brought to you by Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow – high-energy vegetable concentrates – and new, delicious Soylent Green – the miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world. Because of its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/5 "2019-04-01T16:29:58Z")
History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/6 "2019-04-01T16:40:54Z")
And Mutual of Omaha is people you can count on when the going’s tough. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/7 "2019-04-01T17:32:50Z")
This Roman Meal bakery thought you’d like to know. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/8 "2019-04-01T23:14:43Z")
You’re in good hands with Allstate ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/9 "2019-04-01T23:27:18Z")
But, seriously, Coke is the real thing. I promise. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/10 "2019-04-01T23:36:23Z")
Liberty Liberty Liberty. Liberty. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/11 "2019-04-01T23:52:06Z")
Oh, Beautiful, for spacious skies, For Amber waves of grain. For Purple mountains majesty, Above the Fruited plane! America! America! God shed His grace on thee. (This country has excelled at branding and slogans for over 100 years, tbh. It’s what we _do_, it’s who we _are_.) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/12 "2019-04-02T00:10:41Z")
As long as they were killed ethically, I’m okay with it. Besides, if God didn’t want me to eat people, he wouldn’t have made them taste so good. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/13 "2019-04-02T00:12:54Z")
_Then how 'bout getting with the program? Why don’t you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?_ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/14 "2019-04-02T00:20:15Z")
It’s a cookbook! ---
**Author:** ![Kimera757](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimera757/32/3765_2.png) [@Kimera757](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimera757)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/15 "2019-04-02T00:23:01Z")
Soylent green provides nutrition (including complete protein) and simultaneously solves the population crisis. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/16 "2019-04-02T00:32:58Z")
(Checks the date.) Was NPR doing underwriting promos from the Soylent Corp. again today? ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/17 "2019-04-02T02:23:47Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Liberty Liberty Liberty. Liberty. When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s on the label label label, You will like it like it like it on your table table table. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/18 "2019-04-02T04:06:16Z")
It’s not nice to fool mother nature. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/19 "2019-04-02T05:24:30Z")
Builds Strong Bodies 12 Ways! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/20 "2019-04-02T05:42:08Z")
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