# Just a reminder, kids: **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858 "2019-04-01T14:31:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/21 "2019-04-02T06:25:23Z")
Soylent green? Have it your way. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/22 "2019-04-02T06:32:55Z")
“They’re cooking at the Kellys, yes they’re cooking at the Kelly’s and it’s good, good, good…” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/23 "2019-04-02T12:56:00Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > No, it isn’t. > > That’s a filthy lie, perpetuated by their competition, the Lentoy corporation, to drive people away from the wholesome goodness of the entire family of fine Soylent Products. If you’re trying to deflect an accusation that you’re using human flesh in your consumer goods, you might want to avoid mentioning the term “entire family.” Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/24 "2019-04-02T14:00:41Z")
Say hello to my little friend. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/25 "2019-04-02T15:06:03Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/26 "2019-04-02T16:18:50Z")
I made the doughnuts. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/27 "2019-04-02T17:06:44Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Soylent Green is people. > It’s people. Say, Mr. Montoya … wasn’t there something _else_ you were supposed to remind someone about? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/28 "2019-04-04T13:51:20Z")
True story: 1973-74, we (Mom Dad, 9yo bro & 11yo me) saw Soylent Green at the Drive-In. Either that night or soon after, we went to the local Frisch’s Big Boy for dinner. At that time, they were just starting to serve dessert pies. On the wall was a poster with a little old lady holding a pie with the caption “There’s a little bit of Grandma in every Frisch’s pumpkin pie.” The waitress wondered why we all were laughing so hard. She hadn’t seen the movie yet so I’m sure our explanation just made her think we were weird (which we were, of course- especially since the next day, Dad & all of us collaborated to write a song about it.) ---
**Author:** ![PoppaSan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/poppasan/32/189_2.png) [@PoppaSan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoppaSan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/29 "2019-04-07T18:33:27Z")
My bologna had a first name, he was O-S-C-A-R. My bolonga had a second name, it’s M-A-Y-E-R. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/30 "2019-04-07T19:02:10Z")
Fat kids. Skinny kids. Kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids. Sissy kids. Kids with chicken pox. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/31 "2019-04-07T19:49:42Z")
Mmmm! Long-pork. (Dude, are you pulling my leg?) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/32 "2019-04-07T19:53:49Z")
What? Meatloaf again? ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858/33 "2019-04-07T20:35:49Z")
* * * > [@kopek](#): > > this conversation with (insert the name of your favorite politician here) is brought to you by soylent red and soylent yellow – high-energy vegetable concentrates – and new, delicious soylent green – the miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world. > [@](#): > > originally posted by\*\* box\*\* > fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It’s all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. * * * * * * > [@kopek](#): > > what? Meatloaf again? > [@](#): > > originally postd by **dr. Frank-n-furter** > that’s a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone? * * * [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-a-reminder-kids/831858.md?page=1)