# Just Another Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455 "2001-10-10T00:20:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/21 "2001-10-10T03:45:13Z")

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Happy Birthday {{{{{Euty}}}}} 😃

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/22 "2001-10-10T04:12:34Z")

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EUTY!

::throws confetti, cues the dancing girls, breaks out the beer, writes down who the presents are from, sends thank you cards, sweeps up afterwards, turns out lights::

See? I was even the hostess for you. Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/23 "2001-10-10T04:21:23Z")

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Well POO.

Happy Birthday, Euty. I know you have no idea who the hell I am (which is probably a good thing) but I am sorry I didn’t know about your birthday.

So, cheers! And have a wonderful birthday. I’ll drink this last glass of wine juuuuust for you…!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/24 "2001-10-10T04:22:27Z")

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Have a great year ahead, Eutychus55. Pretend this is a kiss: :o Happy belated birthday!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/25 "2001-10-10T04:54:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
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> 
> Excuse me while I go flagellate myself in penance. :eek:
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> \*\*

Happy Birthday again, Euty! Didn’t you just have one last year? We _were_ going to throw you a surprise party, but then you started this thread and now everyone has run off to watch **Persephone** ’s self-flagellation.

Sorry about that! How old are you in moderator-years anyway?

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/26 "2001-10-10T04:54:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by \*\*\*Eutychus55 \*\*
> 
> But today was my birthday.
> 
> Esprix got two “Happy Birthday threads.” I got 0.

I found your Happy Birthday thread, and I didn’t have to look very hard. Quit feeling sorry for yourself and go to [WooHoo! Its Euty’s Birthday!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92078) to see everybody wish you a Happy Birthday.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/27 "2001-10-10T05:12:53Z")

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A very happy birthday to you **Eutychus**!

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/28 "2001-10-10T05:54:29Z")

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Well, now I know!  
Happy Birhthday!

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/29 "2001-10-10T07:32:27Z")

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Everyone forgets the Patricks, **Euty**.

But then, I asked to be forgotten by not telling a soul. I only hinted at it in a single MPSIMS thread.

Next year will be more exciting, I hope. 21 is a useful birthday, whereas 20 is largely useless.

:: pointedly does NOT run naked through thread for **Euty** ::

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/30 "2001-10-10T08:05:27Z")

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happy birthday to yoooooooooooooooo  
you live in a zooooooooooooo  
you smell like a moderatorrrrr  
and you look like one tooooooooooo

immature, i know. 😃

happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/31 "2001-10-10T09:18:16Z")

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Well, thanks I guess. Every year I go through this same thing : should I remind people and make it look like I’m begging for one or just trust people to remember. Every time I go for option #2 I’m invariably dissappointed. The only reason I got one last year is because I dropped a major hint. I really expected someone to remember this year. It wouldn’t have been so bad if anybody here at home had done anything but I really wasn’t kidding about the “no presents” thing. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Not even a birthday kiss. Maybe it’s the wrong way to think about it, but dammit, I do a lot for people and sometimes you just want a little something back.

Oh well, it’s over. It’s just going to sting a little bit more whenever I see a birthday thread opened up for someone else.

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 10-10-2001 at 04:42 AM]

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/32 "2001-10-10T10:34:08Z")

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:hangs head in shame:

I’m sorry, **Euty**. I sent you a birthday card, and had _planned_ on opening a thread yesterday morning as well… but I woke up late yesterday morning, and didn’t get back until relatively late last night. It’s no excuse, and I’m sorry.

Can I make it up to you with a “Happy Day-After Your Birthday” wish?

{{{Euty}}}

Here’s hoping that the rest of the year is fantastically spectacular, and that your every wish and desire comes true!

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/33 "2001-10-10T11:39:29Z")

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I swear, I had no idea. I leave birthdays and anniversaries and junk for the Little Woman to remember. And now I have to plan last minute.

I **hate** when that happens!

:quickly strips down and replaces normal clothing with a sparkly purple thong:

:hops into cake:

:immediately hops out of cake, shaking man-breasts in Euty’s face:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EUTY! HAVE SOME TOAST!

_firm handshake_  
Yer pal,  
Rue.

(Yes, I stole this whole post from **Silver Fire**. No. I don’t feel badly about it.)

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**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/34 "2001-10-10T12:02:43Z")

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I DO feel bad. You sent me an e-card on my birthday, Euty and I certainly wish I had returned the favor. I just don’t read the boards enough to know when it’s anyone’s birthday.

YES, you should remind people. When I hit 35, I decided that today is going to be my birthday, whether I like it or not, so why not be happy about it and tell everyone. Every year since then (I’m 41 now) I’ve told everyone I speak to that “Today’s my birthday!” . . . even if I’ve never seen or spoken to them before. You’d be surprised how much fun it is.

Anyway, here’s a belated birthday kiss:

**KISS**

Z

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/35 "2001-10-10T12:06:28Z")

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Is it too late for hats?

\* & \* & \* & \* &

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/36 "2001-10-10T12:14:32Z")

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Ya know, the little reminder popped up on ICQ, and my brain said “Must send e-card” then brain did a data dump. Now I feel like a creep because I regard you as one of the kindest and most thoughtful people I’ve encountered here, and you deserve kindness and thoughtfulness in return. Then again, I didn’t send b-day greetings to any of my sibs either, so I guess that means I think of you as a member of my family!! 😃

**Euty** , in all seriousness, I wish you the bestest of the best. You’re a genuinely nice guy. You deserve better than **Rue** in a purple thong. \<blowing you a little cyber-kiss\>

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/37 "2001-10-10T13:09:05Z")

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\*\* Happy birthay Euty.\*\* I forgot, I messed up I admit it. Please forgive me. Now can we get on with the games from last year ? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41530](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41530)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-day/86455/38 "2001-10-10T13:20:09Z")

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You mean you DIDN’T get the 10 foot tall brown sugar pop tart?  
Damn UPS!!

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