# Just another dumbass kidnapper

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-dumbass-kidnapper/686288 "2014-04-16T20:20:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-dumbass-kidnapper/686288/1 "2014-04-16T20:20:15Z")

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> **[Alleged Kidnapper Dares Parents To 'Come Get Me' Before Being Caught](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-johnson-come-get-me_n_5160198)**
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> Alleged Kidnapper Dares Parents To 'Come Get Me' Before Being Caught

“Come and get me, biyatches!.. Uh, hang on, there’s a bunch of cops at the door…”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-dumbass-kidnapper/686288/2 "2014-04-16T22:11:26Z")

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Huh. It says in the article that the kidnapped girl has Downs Syndrome. Based on the rest of the story, I think the kidnapper does too.