# Just another night in my city - nekkid rollerblading.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-night-in-my-city-nekkid-rollerblading/593160>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-night-in-my-city-nekkid-rollerblading/593160 "2011-08-18T13:58:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-night-in-my-city-nekkid-rollerblading/593160/1 "2011-08-18T13:58:50Z")

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> A midnight roller in the buff seemed to be having a great time overnight, waving at others travelling along Blueberry Lane.
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> But police received several calls alerting them of the naked rollerblader. An attempt to search for him to remind him that rolling around nude is a criminal offence was unsuccessful.

Why would anyone call the cops? I would have pointed and laughed and tried to get a pic for FailBlog.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-night-in-my-city-nekkid-rollerblading/593160/2 "2011-08-18T15:48:21Z")

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Life imitates [kitsch.](http://www.amazon.com/Naked-Roller-Skates-Poster-Inches/dp/B004UOQM0Y)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-night-in-my-city-nekkid-rollerblading/593160/3 "2011-08-18T18:56:25Z")

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> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#):
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> Why would anyone call the cops? I would have pointed and laughed and tried to get a pic for FailBlog.

That’s what I would have done, too. “Hey, did that look like a naked rollerblader to you?” “Yup.”