# Just another reason why the punkfaggots must die!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686 "2012-01-26T06:12:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/21 "2012-01-26T15:30:33Z")

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Fruit on the bottom yogurt. Mix that shit up.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/22 "2012-01-26T15:33:35Z")

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Who the hell still listens to terrestrial radio? Other than death row inmates and angry teabaggers, I mean.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/23 "2012-01-26T15:36:49Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Who the hell still listens to terrestrial radio? Other than death row inmates and angry teabaggers, I mean.

The ones who got bit are the angry ones, right? I mean, it seems like that would suck.

More importantly, though, who the fuck listens to extraterrestrial radio? I don’t know about you, but I hate the freakin Ewok channel - bunch of damn hippie drum circle bullshit.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/24 "2012-01-26T15:41:01Z")

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I still don’t understand why punkfaggots need to die.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/25 "2012-01-26T16:00:24Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> More like Milwaukee’s Best from the sound of things.

😃

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/26 "2012-01-26T16:00:43Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> I’m talking about the wussies who somehow took over this country. Stop trying to suggest I’m saying something I’m not.
> 
> “Gun” and “Bullet” are not offensive words, especially in a song that’s talking about a kid shooting someone.

Meh. It’s a catchy tune. Nobody really gives a shit about the words, do they?

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**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/27 "2012-01-26T16:36:41Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> The gophers won this one.

I can’t believe this was edited. Did it actually make _less_ sense before?

The mind boggles…

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/28 "2012-01-26T17:03:48Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> I’m just surprised the OP found a station in Illinois that even played remotely “normal” music, if he was south of Chicago for sure. A group of us from the shelter took a two-day road trip to Springfield (home of the IL. Dept. of Agriculture) a few years ago, and as soon as we got out of the range of Chicago stations, it was nothing but talk and christian stations.

That’s not true! There’s at least one country music station.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/29 "2012-01-26T17:28:50Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> More importantly, though, who the fuck listens to extraterrestrial radio? I don’t know about you, but I hate the freakin Ewok channel - bunch of damn hippie drum circle bullshit.

100% post/username synergy achieved !

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/30 "2012-01-26T17:41:09Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Me neither, but I’m forming a band called The Punkfaggots right away.

You’ll do well. There’s no one to carry the queercore flag now that Gay For Johnny Depp broke up.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/31 "2012-01-26T17:44:20Z")

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> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#):
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> I can’t believe this was edited. Did it actually make _less_ sense before?
> 
> The mind boggles…

I gather that the board ate his original post/caused a double-post/engaged in some other hiccough, and he edited it to grumble about the notional gophers powering the site. Whether or not he believes the gophers are also, in fact, cigarettes or firewood sporting mohawks is unclear, but I’m unwilling to rule the possibility out.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/32 "2012-01-26T18:25:37Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Who the hell still listens to terrestrial radio? Other than death row inmates and angry teabaggers, I mean.

Sports fans!

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**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/33 "2012-01-26T18:36:30Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> More importantly, though, who the fuck listens to extraterrestrial radio? I don’t know about you, but I hate the freakin Ewok channel - bunch of damn hippie drum circle bullshit.

Forest world problems.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/34 "2012-01-26T18:57:04Z")

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Well played, sir.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/35 "2012-01-26T19:04:53Z")

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> [@buckgully](#):
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> Forest world problems.

_::golf clap::_

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/36 "2012-01-26T20:44:11Z")

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> [@buckgully](#):
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> Forest world problems.

You wins one (1) internet.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/37 "2012-01-26T23:09:26Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> I gather that the board ate his original post/caused a double-post/engaged in some other hiccough, and he edited it to grumble about the notional gophers powering the site. Whether or not he believes the gophers are also, in fact, cigarettes or firewood sporting mohawks is unclear, but I’m unwilling to rule the possibility out.

Preposterous.

The site is poweredd by woodchucks, not gophers.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/38 "2012-01-26T23:25:25Z")

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> [@buckgully](#):
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> Forest world problems.

_doffs hat_

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/39 "2012-01-26T23:26:41Z")

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> [@buckgully](#):
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> Forest world problems.

That’s cold - like the people on Hoth don’t care about music.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-another-reason-why-the-punkfaggots-must-die/610686/40 "2012-01-27T01:04:13Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Is Pumped Up Kicks a euphemism for something else? I thought it referred to shoes.

God, that would hurt. :eek:

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