# Just a'swangin' **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711 "2006-01-26T16:22:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/21 "2006-01-27T00:46:28Z")
God, I’m glad I’m not the only who has those songs going through his mind. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/22 "2006-01-27T03:27:39Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Is she rolling up a garden hose? eatin’ chocolate pie? cuttin’ chicken up to fry? No. Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s tryin’ to start a new life of her own… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/23 "2006-01-27T05:41:06Z")
> [@Rube E. Tewesday](#): > > Whatever happened to Sylvia? Nobody answers when I call her name… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/24 "2006-01-27T14:06:49Z")
Mercy sakes alive, it sounds we got ourselves a convoy! FTR, the first song on my ipod was _Harper Valley PTA_. ---
**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/25 "2006-01-27T15:27:59Z")
You people are freakin’ awesome. Thanks! Keep the memories goin’ – I’m gonna d/l Nobody, too. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/26 "2006-01-27T16:42:05Z")
**vibrotronica** ’s brush with shittyness: My estranged, bastard asshole father was golfing buddies with John Anderson of “Swingin’” fame. I hated that song before I found out about my sperm donor’s association with the person responsible for it. After I found out about it, my hatred burned with the light of a thousand other people’s hatreds that burned with the light of a thousand suns. ---
**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/27 "2006-01-27T18:08:31Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > **vibrotronica** ’s brush with shittyness: > > My estranged, bastard asshole father was golfing buddies with John Anderson of “Swingin’” fame. I hated that song before I found out about my sperm donor’s association with the person responsible for it. After I found out about it, my hatred burned with the light of a thousand other people’s hatreds that burned with the light of a thousand suns. So sorry **vibrotronica** to call back up bad thoughts. I’ll hate him for you too if you’d like so you can add another thousand suns. Actually, I’m pretty darn hateful so you might even tack on another 7 thou if you catch me at a bad time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/28 "2006-01-27T20:44:04Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > So tonight I’m sittin at home > > Diggin up bones That’s what you get when you’re “Resurrectin’ memories of a love that’s dead and gone” I am ashamed ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/29 "2006-01-27T21:02:53Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > **vibrotronica** ’s brush with shittyness:…my hatred burned with the light of a thousand other people’s hatreds that burned with the light of a thousand suns. So what you’re sayin’ is: > [@Mel Tillis](#): > > All in all if the curtain should fall, I hope that it falls on you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/30 "2006-01-27T21:06:31Z")
> [@John Carter of Mars](#): > > So what you’re sayin’ is: > > Quote: > Originally Posted by Mel Tillis > All in all if the curtain should fall, I hope that it falls on you > 😃 And I’ll have sweet, sweet, sweet, mental revenge. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/31 "2006-01-28T00:16:41Z")
> [@John Carter of Mars](#): > > Nobody answers when I call her name… and the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/32 "2006-01-28T00:20:47Z")
is my heart the only one that’s on fire for Elmira? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/33 "2006-01-28T00:49:53Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > is my heart the only one that’s on fire for Elmira? :smack: Of course not, because her name was Elvira. I went to high school with an Elmyra. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/34 "2006-01-28T00:52:44Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > is my heart the only one that’s on fire for Elmira? Go to Elmira if you like. She’s waiting for you-just off I-81. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/35 "2006-01-28T00:58:53Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > and the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes… Please Mrs. Avery… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/36 "2006-01-28T00:59:56Z")
> [@Phase42](#): > > I was ridin’ on my 10-speed > When my supporter broke > I don’t have to tell you > What got hung up in the spokes > Cuz it was swingin’ … Thats sime funny stuff. I started a thread once asking for this kind of risque parady. Got any more? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/37 "2006-01-28T01:47:24Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > Thats sime funny stuff. I started a thread once asking for this kind of risque parady. > > Got any more? Your mother is my lover And she has been since the spring I can’t believe it started When she squeezed my ding-a-ling Just a swingin’… ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/38 "2006-01-28T02:48:35Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > is my heart the only one that’s on fire for Elmira? GIDDYUP ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/39 "2006-01-28T18:05:28Z")
Ah oom papa mow mow… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-aswangin/341711/40 "2006-01-28T21:20:31Z")
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