# Just because I can... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/1 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")
…and because it’s 6:00 AM and I’ve been watching too much Kubrick: Happy birthday Audrey! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/2 "2000-08-05T11:47:29Z")
“Affliction may one day smile again; and till then, sit thee down, sorrow!” –Love’s Labour’s Lost, Act 1, Scene i CHECK MY SIG! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/3 "2000-08-05T12:09:25Z")
OH! ::kisses Myrr on cheek; kisses DRY on cheek:: Thank you so much, guys! Myrr, thanks for starting this birthday thread. So sweet of you! And DRY, thank you for amending your sig for lil ol’ me. Now, let’s start partying!! Beer and sodas are in the cooler, everyone. HELP YOURSELVES!!! On the table I’ve got a punch bowl, chips, salsa… dig in!! I’ll bring out the cake later! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/4 "2000-08-05T16:09:29Z")
::blushes:: Awww, thankee 😉 Chips and salsa and beer, whoohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/5 "2000-08-05T16:21:01Z")
This where the partys at? Sorry, didnt have time for a gift (besides you never told me what you wanted) but hey atleast i showed up, and i dont even know you! 🙂 Now wheres the bar? ---
**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/6 "2000-08-05T16:24:41Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/7 "2000-08-06T02:00:29Z")
Skümmet, thanks for coming! The bar’s over that way! ::points:: ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/8 "2000-08-06T02:02:49Z")
sorry i’m late had a hard time rounding up those male strippers, shesh…they strike a hard bargain i tell you…but here they are! happy birthday, and we still need to decide what time we’re going to venus so we can let nathan them know! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/9 "2000-08-06T02:05:07Z")
You’re asking men to strip and it’s neither DRY nor I? ::sulk:: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/10 "2000-08-06T02:05:30Z")
WOO HOO!!! Thanks, enilorac!!! Got one dollar bills? ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/11 "2000-08-06T02:08:09Z")
oh yeah before i forget this is nathan’s gift to you :hands audrey one hundred one dollar bill: use 'em as u see fit._wink wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/12 "2000-08-06T02:18:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*You’re asking men to strip and it’s neither DRY nor I? > > ::sulk:: > 🙂 \*\* Sweetie, you can strip too if you’d like!! DRY, you too!! I’ve got plenty of dollar bills to tuck in!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/13 "2000-08-06T02:22:46Z")
::tries to remove shirt; gets it stuck wrapped around head:: I’ll just let you underess me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/14 "2000-08-06T02:31:01Z")
:😊: ::peels shirt off Myrr:: ::whistles:: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/15 "2000-08-06T02:37:11Z")
Happy birthday audrey. Have a good one, and many more. ::big cheesy giddy grin:: I think I have a pinata here somewhere, but it’s kinda phallic looking. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/16 "2000-08-06T02:39:03Z")
hey! bugger off; she’s in the middle of stripping me here, and the last thing I need her thinking about it bludgeoning phalluses :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/17 "2000-08-06T02:46:58Z")
ssskuggiii, thanks!! Cool pinata!! Myrr, dear, don’t worry, I’m quite capable of concentrating on the task at er, hand… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/18 "2000-08-06T02:48:27Z")
why would the two of you care to strip for audrey then? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/19 "2000-08-06T02:54:16Z")
Well I think the answer to \* that \* is fairly obvious…at least on my part. Now why am I still clothed? 😕 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/20 "2000-08-06T02:55:59Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Sweetie, you can strip too if you’d like!! DRY, you too!! I’ve got plenty of dollar bills to tuck in!! 😃 \*\* Audrey, honey, if you strip them **NAKED** where are you going to tuck the dollar bills? [sub]oh, well-never mind.[/sub] Have a wonderful, marvelous birthday! Scotti [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239.md?page=2)