# Just because I can...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/221 "2000-08-12T05:25:41Z")

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Sure! But only if you feed me. 😃

You fence, that’s right. Is it fun?

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/222 "2000-08-12T05:36:19Z")

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Sure is fun…you get a three foot piece of steel and get told to poke the other guy. OK, so it’s not as stupidly testosterone-driven as that (in fact, there’s a few women on the team who’ve been fencing for years, and can stomp me thoroughly). Really, there’s a lot of grace and coordination in it…I \* swear… \*

::gladly feeding fruit to Audrey::

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/223 "2000-08-12T05:46:35Z")

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I know. I’ve seen fencing demos, and it’s like a dance. One of the teachers who did drama at my high school had some experience as a fencer and he showed us some moves. We were quite impressed! It was for our Shakespeare festival and it was a neat addition to the show.

::swallowing sweet fruit fed by a sweetie::

😃

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/224 "2000-08-12T05:57:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> ::swallowing sweet fruit fed by a sweetie::

Pardon me while I grin:  
😃 😃 😃 😃

Seriously, that was one of the sweetest things ever said to me…

Do you like strawberries?  
::continuing to feed fruit to Audrey slowly::

😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/225 "2000-08-12T06:05:31Z")

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My pleasure; of course, you know, I speak the truth.

😃

I’ve never had a strawberry either! My mom has a strawberry plant in the yard, though. Got Cool Whip with that?

::dabs Cool Whip on Myrr’s nose::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/226 "2000-08-12T06:14:03Z")

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Ooh, getting playful with the Cool Whip are we? 😉

::returning the favor::

Now for some strawberries, then…

::bringing strawberry to Audrey’s lips::

😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/227 "2000-08-12T06:21:41Z")

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::giggle::

Feed me another, please. They’re good!

☹ I have to go soon, sweetie. enilorac’s picking me up and we’re going to go play pool.

You want to come? We can pick you up on the way! 😃

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/228 "2000-08-12T06:29:53Z")

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Sure, I’d love to come along… 🙂  
But I have to go to sleep eventually anyway…and pack for the trip tomorrow too…

::feeding another strawberry…slowly::

'Night cutie 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/229 "2000-08-12T06:46:01Z")

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Mmmmmm! Delicious.

Another day of shameless flirting draws to a close. ☹  
Have a safe trip, sweetie. ::kiss goodnight::

See you later. :😉:

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/230 "2000-08-12T06:59:19Z")

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Hmmm, no more shameless flirting for tonight **sigh** ☹  
Well then, have fun babe 😉

::kiss goodnight::

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/231 "2000-08-12T12:04:12Z")

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I did have fun! enilorac’s getting better every time we go. Soon, she’ll be able to kick my butt.

Next time, you better be able to join us. 😉

Hope you’re still sleeping. You’ve got a long drive today.

::kiss good morning::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/232 "2000-08-12T12:24:56Z")

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Still sleeping? Ha!

Well, next time let me know a day or two in advance, and I can pop on by… 🙂

mmmmm… :🤗:

g’morning…

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/233 "2000-08-12T13:41:03Z")

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Guess what? I’m still awake. ::sigh::

I got your e-mail. A dark place, indeed! ☹

I’ll look for you later, sweetie. Take care.  
::hug and kiss::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/234 "2000-08-12T20:23:26Z")

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A very dark place of evil…scary. The world with limited internet access :eek:  
But I should be able to pop in every once in a while.

::tickles and kisses::

😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/235 "2000-08-12T23:14:26Z")

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Yay! There you are! ::giggles::

enilorac was evil last night! She and our friend Robert were tickling me on the drive home. (Well, at the stoplights, to be safe. She even took a long way home and paused in a parking lot to further torment me!) ☹

::kiss good afternoon::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/236 "2000-08-13T01:37:39Z")

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And there you are!!

Tickling you? Wow, that \* is \* evil; glad I’ve never done anything like that 😉

Well, I managed to strand myself at Bard-land, though some friends are already here so I have a place to stay **whew**  
Tomorrow is homeward bound…

::slow kisses::

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**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/237 "2000-08-13T02:15:00Z")

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we interrupt this uh…romantic moment for a clearing of all those young-ins who are under the age of 13…  
alright u may continue now.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/238 "2000-08-13T13:35:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \*  
> \*\*And there you are!!
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> Tickling you? Wow, that \* is \* evil; glad I’ve never done anything like that ;)\*\*

It sorta goes without saying that I like it better when you do it.

She pokes, you know! She sticks out her fingers and jabs me with them! ☹ ::sniffle:: I am plotting a massive retaliation, one like no other.

Anyway.

::kiss hello::

Good morning! Still awake here. Another insanely late night for me.

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> \*\*  
> Well, I managed to strand myself at Bard-land, though some friends are already here so I have a place to stay **whew**  
> Tomorrow is homeward bound…
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> ::slow kisses:: \*\*

Yay, home! ::happily accepts kisses::

Wait, have all the minors cleared out yet?

Aw, who cares?

::tickles Myrr’s ear::

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/239 "2000-08-13T14:27:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> She pokes, you know! She sticks out her fingers and jabs me with them! ☹ ::sniffle:: I am plotting a massive retaliation, one like no other.

Hee hee; remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. (I’m really not sure what I mean by that…tickle her in a freezer? :))

I managed to make it to another 4 AM. Ah, the 4 AM’s I’ve seen…watched some movies though…

Tickle my ear, will you? I’ll just have to…

::kissing Audrey’s neck::

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/240 "2000-08-14T00:22:22Z")

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Hehehehe ::touches Myrr’s face:: So sweet!

What movies did you watch? Any good?

Darn it, the UNIX server is temporarily down. I can’t check my e-mail for another 4 hours. ::sigh::

You must be home by now, huh? How are the kitties?

::hug and kiss::

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