# Just because I can... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/261 "2000-08-19T06:07:22Z")
Aw, hon- They are young and in love. Let’s give them a break, the real world will intrude only too soon. Well, at least I HOPE they are in love, given the way they are behaving. And no one can tell them to get a room, 'cuz they already have a booth! Scotti-friend to young lovers everywhere ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/262 "2000-08-19T10:56:03Z")
Oh my. ::straightens clothes:: Hi, dropzone! Hi again, Scotti! ::blocks view of still-unclothed Myrr:: A plane ticket to Hawaii is rather expensive, I’m afraid. We’re poor college kids. I’m eating Spam on Wheat Thins just to get by. Well, okay, maybe not. Like you said, dropzone, it IS a voyeuristic thrill, and for quite a few people, apparently. The view count has gone up by at least ten every time I come back to post. Or maybe those are just people who don’t know what the thread’s about and click it out of curiosity, and then quickly leave. I dunno. However, I do hope this thread hasn’t been an annoyance to any of the other posters or to the mods. If you want us to stop, then I guess we can stop. I’ll hate it, but I will if asked. ☹ We do have e-mail. ::sigh:: Jeez, I should get in my flirting while I can. 😃 Myrr, sweetie, I’ve successfully grossed out at least three people by swallowing watermelon seeds as if they weren’t even there. I don’t know what the big deal is. They’re just seeds. ::takes bite of watermelon, swallows everything:: 🙂 See? ::sticky watermelon kiss:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/263 "2000-08-19T16:08:28Z")
As for me, well, I’m an addict…it’ll take at least a swat on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper to get me to stop posting here 😃 ok ok, I’ll sttop too if asked **sigh** What’s so gross about swallowing the watermellon seeds? I normally don’t, but do on occaision. It’s not like they taste bad or sprout seedlings inside of you 🙂 mmmm, sticky watermelon kisses…may I have another? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/264 "2000-08-20T04:17:17Z")
Hi baby! :💏: I don’t understand the seed thing either. They go down rather easily too, since there’s watermelon juice all over them. And because you asked so nicely, you definitely may have more sticky kisses. 😃 ::sticky kiss:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/265 "2000-08-20T05:20:15Z")
Hey sweetie, guess what? I had watermelon with dinner tonight… 🙂 ::watermelon-flavored kisses:: Mmm, yummy 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/266 "2000-08-20T07:06:16Z")
Dangnabbit, missed you by an hour. ::sigh:: Watermelon with your dinner, huh, sweetie? Was it good? I haven’t had watermelon in a while. I wonder if we have any… Or, I could just have you feed me some. 😃 :💏: ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/267 "2000-08-20T14:42:30Z")
All in favor of taking up a collection to send one of these to the other one, say aye. But only if they promise to post links to the pics. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/268 "2000-08-20T15:09:35Z")
You have no idea how much I enjoyed that slice of watermelon 😉 Would you like some dear? ::feeding Audrey watermelon:: Oops, I got some juic on your chin; let me get that :💏: ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/269 "2000-08-20T17:26:41Z")
**gags uncontrolably and walks out** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/270 "2000-08-20T22:56:04Z")
**Rysdad** , 😛 and 🙂 **Whammo** , dear, you choking on those watermelon seeds? You should leave watermelon seed swallowing to the pros! And Myrr, yes, that watermelon was delicious! Thank you! :💏: Oh, lookie, more juice spilled! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/271 "2000-08-20T23:02:54Z")
Hey sweetie, guess you’re on right about now… ::removing juice with a kiss:: MMmmm…you better be careful where you spill that 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/272 "2000-08-20T23:09:13Z")
Hey, sweetie, on at the same time for the first time in a long time! ::kiss hello:: I could be quite careless with this watermelon juice… it could spill _everywhere_… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/273 "2000-08-20T23:12:49Z")
Yay! ::happy kisses:: Well, if you spill more of it, I’m going to have to clean it off \* somehow… \* 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/274 "2000-08-20T23:34:09Z")
:😊: ::hug:: Whoops, got the juice on _you!_ Guess I better “clean it off”, huh? 😃 :💏: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/275 "2000-08-20T23:40:41Z")
Careful with that…errr… …on second thought don’t be careful with that at all 😉 ::kisses:: Would you like some more cool whipe to go with that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/276 "2000-08-20T23:51:20Z")
Ooh, yes, please! (It’s great that in this booth, neither the fruit nor the Cool Whip needs refrigeration.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/277 "2000-08-20T23:56:33Z")
Well, I brought some dry ice along to keep things cool; it also adds atmosphere 🙂 ::dolloping cool whip on Audrey’s lips:: ::kissing neck:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/278 "2000-08-21T00:10:15Z")
Very nice! ::kiss gets Cool Whip on Myrr’s lips:: Now how’d that Cool Whip get on my neck? Oh. Heh heh… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/279 "2000-08-21T00:14:40Z")
Don’t worry Myrr… I got the whip cream for you… you’ve been working awful hard. **locks his lips to Audries neck** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/280 "2000-08-21T00:18:10Z")
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