# Just because I can... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/281 "2000-08-21T00:23:22Z")
COME ON EVERYBODY!!! Its like a human buffet!! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/282 "2000-08-21T00:31:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > Don’t worry Myrr… I got the whip cream for you… you’ve been working awful hard. > > **locks his lips to Audrey’s [sic] neck** **GRRRRRRRR** \* ::booting Whammo out and relocking door:: Hee hee 🙂 ::kissing Audrey, wondering how all this cool whip got all over the place:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/283 "2000-08-21T00:46:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*COME ON EVERYBODY!!! Its like a human buffet!! \*\* Okay, I had an incredibly nasty/suggestive reply in mind to this, but I won’t say it. :😊: Bye, Whammo! 🙂 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\* > **GRRRRRRRR** _ > > ::booting Whammo out and relocking door:: > > Hee hee 🙂 > > ::kissing Audrey, wondering how all this cool whip got all over the place:: \*\* I have no idea myself. ::makes no effort to clean it up herself:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/284 "2000-08-21T01:49:06Z")
Well it must’ve gotten here \* somehow… \* 🙂 Now then :💏: let’s see about :💏: getting it off :💏: Oooh, yummy 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/285 "2000-08-21T01:57:47Z")
::giggle:: :: pulls Myrr closer:: Sweetie, I’m bummed. I’ve got classes and work starting up this week. ☹ Please, cheer me up. 😃 [sub]p.s. Hey there, how was Berkeley? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/286 "2000-08-21T02:51:45Z")
::holding Audrey close:: Cheer you up? ::kissing lightly:: [sub] Berkley was neat; full of aging hippies and such. I get three CDs for $20. Whoo-ha! [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/287 "2000-08-21T04:20:11Z")
Mmmm, still, a little bit of misery remains… Yeah… Yeah, right there. 😃 Thanks, sweetie, I needed that. :💏: :feeds Myrr some grapes:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/288 "2000-08-21T04:28:15Z")
Yummy grapes! If there’s any bit of you that still needs “cheering up”… 😉 :💏: like that bit? :💏: Or there? ::cuddling:: ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/289 "2000-08-21T05:15:52Z")
I can always count on you for a pick-me-up. ::hug:: Feeling mighty fine now, sweetie. Thank you much.:💏: ::snuggles closer:: I think I’ll sleep here tonight. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/290 "2000-08-21T05:24:02Z")
Glad to help cutie :💏: ::holding Audrey close:: Hmm, think there’s room for a matress in here? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/291 "2000-08-21T06:15:53Z")
Might be. It doesn’t matter to me, though. We’ve been in here this long… We might cramp something wicked if we stretch out. 😃 Besides, with a mattress, we may accidentally fall asleep… We can’t have that, now can we? ::squeeze:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/292 "2000-08-21T06:19:37Z")
Hmm, you do have a point there…on both counts. Maybe if I massage your legs, they won’t cramp up 😉 And where did the rest of that fruit get to? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/293 "2000-08-21T06:34:06Z")
:😊: You know, the voyeurs out there are just hoping that this will progressively get steamier and steamier… ::hands over lotion:: Massage, huh? Use this, it makes it funner! 😃 If it’s fruit you want, it’s fruit you’ll get. ::feeds Myrr some cantaloupe:: ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/294 "2000-08-21T06:52:24Z")
I like melon…especially when fed to me by a beautiful woman 🙂 ::massaging Audrey’s legs:: This feel better? [sub] Thread views are at 1814 now; you post how many there are when you reply, and we’ll start to get a guess at how many voyeurs we have 🙂 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/295 "2000-08-21T07:11:28Z")
I’ve never fed fruit to anyone myself, much less to a cute, smart, and sweet guy like you. :😊: Great massage, love. Those 17 hours spent applying suntan lotion really paid off, didn’t they? 😃 :💏: [sub]Gotcha, sweetie. 1818. As soon as they catch on we’re watching, though, they’ll stop. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/296 "2000-08-21T07:35:27Z")
Well, I’m certainly flattered :😊: Here, let me get your back again while I’m at it… 😉 :💏: Hee hee BTW, we need to “celebrate” your soon-to-be 1000th post [sub] So we’re at about 4 so far; they won’t stop…they have anonymity to hide behind :). 1825 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/297 "2000-08-21T07:51:43Z")
Sweetie, I’m pleased to report that this is my 1,000th post! :💏: Couldn’t think of a better place to put it, either. My god, in the lasagna thread, I’d just hit 200! That couldn’t have been more than what, 2 months ago? Jeez, I spend _way_ too much time at this board… not that that’s bad thing, though; I’ve met some wonderful people here. Yeah, you count, too. 🙂 ::hug:: Yay! I hit quadruple digits! So, is this wonderfully sensual massage my present? 😃 [sub]1826. It’s late, though. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/298 "2000-08-21T08:16:49Z")
Guess you went to bed, huh? Good night, sweetie pie. ::hug and kiss:: [sub]1834. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/299 "2000-08-21T14:13:35Z")
::grinning like a fool:: Hey sweetie…I did finally have to go to bed… ::massaging Audrey’s back:: Hmm, I suppose this is \* one \* way to “celebrate” 😉 [sub] 1843 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/300 "2000-08-22T02:15:28Z")
I guess this show may end for a while if you don’t have internet access where you are. ☹ Hope the drive up was fun, sweetie. :💏: Let’s see how long you can keep up that massage. 😃 [sub] 1857 [/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239.md?page=16)