# Just because I can...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/321 "2000-08-23T08:09:08Z")

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It’s not nearly late enough for the bed to drag me away from you, cutie (now, you dragging me \* to \* a bed is another issue entirely ;)).

:💏:  
But I’ll be glad to be on the receiving end of as many goodnight kisses as you want to offer 🙂  
::lingering, slow kiss::

[sub] 1993. Something happened in 1993, I’m sure [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/322 "2000-08-23T08:30:37Z")

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Me, drag you off to bed? Well, since you insist… At a Tahoe cabin, too- tres romantique, mon cher!

This thread may have to be censored soon… 😃

:: plays with Myrr’s hair:: From that pic you showed me, I see your hair’s getting rather long, non? And it’s kinda curly! Cute!!

[sub] 1996. Getting there! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/323 "2000-08-23T08:41:37Z")

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::allowing self to be dragged off to bed with Audrey::  
On second thought…  
::assisting in dragging self off toe bed with Audrey::

As for my hair: yeah, it’s getting kinda long, and starting to do its silly little curling up at the sides thing. I’m debating what to do about it. It’s kind of a nuisance, but not too much; OTOH is generally looks really bad when it gets to this length. Yet for the past week or two it’s behaved very well. I dunno what to do yet…I mean, besides greatly enjoying you running your fingers through it 🙂

::kisses::

[sub] 2002. We’re in the future! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/324 "2000-08-23T09:05:59Z")

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Hehehehehe helping drag yourself, honey? I know you’re athletic, but jeez! That’s some feat! 😃

Silly curling thing? Pah. It’s cute, not silly. ::fingers Myrr’s curls::

::kisses:: Still awake, are you? **I’m** tired, and I’m three hours behind you!  
[sub] 2005. Ten-year high school reunion! ::gulp:: [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/325 "2000-08-23T09:21:25Z")

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Well, let’s just say I’m not exactly resisting 😉

You see, if I let it get too long, it becomes wings, not curls…and that just looks silly

Well, since you seem to have dragged me all the way to the bed, I think it may be time to retire there. Goodnight sweetie, sleep well  
::long goodnight kiss::

[sub] 2008. Ten-year high school reunion as well…I think? [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/326 "2000-08-23T09:31:15Z")

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Next time you’ve got a haircut planned, allow me to do the honors. I’ll shave your head for you. 😃

I’m going to turn in soon, too, sweetie. I’m pooped.

::another long goodnight kiss::  
[sub] 2013. Good god, I’m 36! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/327 "2000-08-23T11:46:08Z")

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Hey cutie,  
For whatever reason I never made it to sleep. So here I am at 4:35 AM… **sigh**

Shave my head?!!? :eek:  
That’s no good; I have a scar on the left side that’d show…

Hope you’re sleeping well, sweetie.  
::soft kiss so as not to wake Audrey up::

[sub] 2020. ::ignoring obvious joke about television show:: [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/328 "2000-08-23T16:09:12Z")

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Hi guys… I brought you a case of chapstick so your lips don’t chap!

_begins to apply chapstick to his own lips_ C’mer Audrey!!

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/329 "2000-08-23T18:11:07Z")

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::grabs tube of chaptsick::  
**Yoink**

Whammo, how many times am I gonna have to boot you outta here?  
::boots Whammo outta here::  
😃

[sub] 2038… [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/330 "2000-08-23T20:57:22Z")

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Hi sweetie!!

::good morning kiss::

You stayed awake? And you aren’t tired? ::hug:: (Not that I’ve never done that before, though…) I did sleep well, though, thank you.

How about you be like that guy I saw the other day, and shave a yin-yang in your head? 😃 How did you get the scar? Not a fencing mishap, I hope.

Hey, Whammo left the case of Chapstick…

:💏:

That pile of work is calling me, but I’m doing my best to ignore it.  
[sub]2044.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/331 "2000-08-23T21:24:58Z")

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Heya cutie, looks like you’ve awakened…

Somebody in one of my classes last year came in one day with a big Anarchy symbol shaved into the back of here head, then a circle of them around it. Of course, this was Massive-facial-piercing girl…I swear she had a full two pounds of metal protruding ::shudder::

As for how I got the scar…well…I was biking to work and was run off the road by (don’t you dare laugh) a squirrel…  
😃  
…ok, go ahead and laugh; it is rather amusing.

Avoid work at all costs! Never do anything till the last minute! 🙂  
Will this help distract you:  
::slow kiss::

hee hee

[sub] 2049. Sounds like an important year to me. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/332 "2000-08-23T22:40:55Z")

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I’m looking around the house for some decent food! It’s lunchtime! ::stomach growls::

So… you want the anarchy symbol too? 😃 :💏:

A squirrel? Goodness! How fast was he going? Did he signal? Kidding, sweetie! If it makes you feel better, I nearly ran into a stone wall once, trying to avoid a low-flying kamikaze pigeon.

I have until early November to finish this work… yay! Procrastination in action. Ironically, my prof’s field of research includes combatting procrastination. So much for him being a mentor. 😃

And yes, that’s a mighty fine distraction…

:💏:

[sub] 2054. Maybe we’ll have phasers by then! _ZAP!_ [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/333 "2000-08-23T23:22:47Z")

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And here I am just eating breakfast…at 4 PM.  
It’s 4 pm already… :eek:

You know, squirrels really should come with turn signals. In fact, the problem was that it wasn’t moving…doing the “squirrel dance”. At least I avoided running him over…

Kamikaze pigeons? Yoww!

November to finish it? And you’re even considering starting? 😃

Ooh, I just opened up one of these sodas…it’s like drinking an orange creamsicle. A very weird feeling…

::“distracting” Audrey some more::  
[sub] 2059. Maybe I’ll have some ZAP-proofing byu then [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/334 "2000-08-23T23:50:01Z")

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Eating? As in food? I haven’t eaten yet! All we have is peanut butter and leftover Chinese food! \>p

I’m glad you didn’t run the little stinker over. That would have been gross to clean off your tires. You know, I’ve only seen a squirrel once. It was in front of Denny’s in California. It gave me this look… and then scooted away.

Prof’s writing a book (I’ll get mentioned in a book again!) and he needs his research material all ready to go by the time he gets back from a trip he’s going on soon. I should start soon, so I’m not scrambling at the last second… I’ll start soon… later… 🙂

Soda? ::craving soda:: ::meanders into kitchen:: The last of the Mountain Dew is MINE!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay, I’m fine now.

::enjoying distraction:: See, you really should come with me to the library one of these days. That place is sorely lacking in decent “distractions”. ::soft kiss::  
[sub] 2065. Let me “apologize” for that zap…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/335 "2000-08-24T01:01:42Z")

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Hooray for peanut butter!  
[sub] although, peanut butter and leftover Chinese…ugghh [/sub]

…there’s these weird squirrels in CA that makme noises that sound just like a bird; it’s very weird.

In a book again? What was the first one?

The last of the Mountain Dew, eh? Well I control the last of the idle rich…ummm…nevermind 😕

You need “distraction” in the library? Well, I guess we’ll have to do something about that…  
::wondering how to get to the library::  
::light, happy kiss::

[sub] 2069. Flirting in our subscipts, are we? Well then, “apologies” gladly accepted [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/336 "2000-08-24T02:42:33Z")

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Peanut butter, no bread. Not even a silly little cracker!! ☹

And yeah, peanut butter on beef broccoli with cake noodles would just be wrong. I’ve got spaghetti instead. Yum!

The first book is being printed… ::looks at clock:: as we speak! Prof said he’ll give me a copy as soon as it comes in. I’ll show you when I get it. I have not a clue what the title is. All I know is that since I was his library slave as he was writing it, I’ll get an acknowledgement. Yay! The next books’s being printed in January, I think.

I control the last of the decent parmesan reggiano!!

The library’s this way, sweetie… :💏:

The library has its own brand of distractions: flashers. Yep. I told this to my friend who moved to Boston: What I hope I have the presence of mind to do is point at the flasher’s ding-a-ling and say, “Eew, you have a worm on your leg.”

Needless to say, I’d prefer you over that kind of distraction. 😃  
[sub] 2078. I’m 101! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/337 "2000-08-24T02:59:39Z")

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Ahhh spaghetti, food of gods (well, food of time-deprived people, anyway).

That’s really neat that you get an aknowledgment; go Audrey 😃

I control the only lemon yogurt. Well, I did.  
Then I ate it.

::following Audrey to the library::

When you get to the FLying Circus episodes, make sure you see the one with the “flasher”; it’s cute…

::kisses!::

[sub] 2082. I’m really frickin old. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/338 "2000-08-24T03:16:33Z")

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Spaghetti! Mmmmmmmm!  
[sub]Actually, I’m getting sick of it. I’ll wrap up the rest for tomorrow.[/sub]

Myrr21, king of lemon yogurt. AudreyK, queen of Mountain Dew and parmesan reggiano cheese. All hail! 😃

I should have know Monty Python would have flasher sketches. “We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’ Ni! Ni!” “Noooo!” “No, not nooo, NI! NI!”

Stop me! Please!

::hug & kiss::

[sub] 2084. Sadly, I’m probably long gone. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/339 "2000-08-24T03:36:04Z")

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Hmm, between the two of us, we’re getting towards a halfway decent meal…of sorts 😃

stop \*\* it, it’s \*\* scaring me 😉

::frivolous kisses::  
Hee hee  
::tickle::

Oh boy; I’m going to get it for that one

[sub] 2086. Not if you just live forever. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/340 "2000-08-24T03:48:36Z")

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EEE!! Back to tickling, are we?? I’m afraid I’ll just have to… ::tickle:: back atcha!!! 🙂

::hug::

I’d rather have Chinese leftovers than lemon yogurt with cheese, sweetie. That’s too much bacteria for me to ingest at once…

“Bring me a shrubbery!”

Sorry, couldn’t help it. If enilorac shows up, though, it’ll all start again…

[sub] 2090. Only if you keep me company. [/sub]

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