# Just because I can...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/341 "2000-08-24T04:15:28Z")

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Eeek, tickling!  
::winding self in pointless resistence attempts::

::trying to figue out where exactly one gets a shrubbery at 9:15 pm around lake Tahoe::

[sub] 2093. Sure thing sweetie [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/342 "2000-08-24T04:28:07Z")

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Considering we’re both ticklish, shouldn’t we call a truce? I mean, a weapon is only good if you’re not vulnerable to it, right?

On the other hand, I’ll have to think up new ways to get my hands on you.😃 :💏:

“Make it a good shrubbery!”

[sub] 2097. Yay![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/343 "2000-08-24T04:38:59Z")

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Ahh, but this sort of weapon is much more \* fun \* if both of us are vunerable 😃  
::escalating tickle war::

Well, it’s a short drive into Nevada where there’s plenty of shrubs…there must be a respectable shubber in there somewhere…

[sub] 2102. Yay![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/344 "2000-08-24T04:52:33Z")

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::yelps::

I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this yet- whenever enilorac tickles me, if it totally catches me by surprise, I let out a little high-pitched yelp like that. She finds it amusing.

Of course, I retaliate… as I will now!

::chases after Myrr, tickling the back of his neck::  
“Let’s not go to Camelot; 'tis a silly place.”

😃

[sub] 2107. That’s how many tickles you’re gonna get.[/sub] \*\*  
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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/345 "2000-08-24T05:34:48Z")

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Hey! The back of my neck is being tickled!

::turns around suddenly, catching Audrey off guard. Lifts Audrey for a kiss::

::tickle::  
hee hee…

“It’s only a model”…

Well, I think it’s bed for me…night Audrey dear  
::goodnight kiss::

[sub] 2111. Oh yeah? Well this is how many you’re going to get 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/346 "2000-08-24T07:10:27Z")

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::yelp!::

Oh. That wasn’t a tickle, was it? ::giggle:: ::hug:: Wait, you did after! I’m gonna get you! ::tickle::

Great, I’ve got parts of the lumberjack song in my head now! Argh! Also: “I’ll bite your leg off!”  
Goodnight, sweetie pie. I’ve already emailed you back. ::goodnight kiss::  
[sub] 2120. Prepare for the tickling of your life! 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/347 "2000-08-24T16:14:03Z")

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Hee hee; I confused Audrey 😃

:💏:

::tickle and run::  
There are those who call me…Tim

[sub] 2133. Not if I get you first! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/348 "2000-08-24T22:13:29Z")

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Morning, sugarplum!

::gives chase:: Come back here! I just want to give you a good-morning kiss!

::hug & kiss::

::tickle:: Heh heh heh gotcha!! I just had to get you back!  
I really liked that French castle guard and his taunting… that was hilarious!

[sub] 2155…Nyah nyah, you’ll have to catch me first! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/349 "2000-08-24T23:18:38Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Morning, sugarplum!
> 
> ::gives chase:: Come back here! I just want to give you a good-morning kiss!
> 
> ::hug & kiss::
> 
> ::tickle:: Heh heh heh gotcha!! I just had to get you back!  
> I really liked that French castle guard and his taunting… that was hilarious!
> 
> [sub] 2155…Nyah nyah, you’ll have to catch me first! [/sub] \*\*

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/350 "2000-08-24T23:37:15Z")

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Eeek! My browser screwed up, and it must have reloaded the quote of your post rather than the writing I entered.

::kisses::  
Of course, this means war…  
::tickle::

I’m not dead yet

[sub] 2159…I bet I’m faster than you, so you can have a headstart 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/351 "2000-08-25T00:28:51Z")

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Yikes! Bad browser! Baaaaaaaaaad!! ::shakes finger::

Hmm, is this going to be a new page?

We can’t start a tickle war in here, sweetie! We’ll smoosh all the fruit! 😃

:💏:

How was the lake? Have fun?  
::chanting monks:: _BONK!_

[sub] 2169… You probably are… if I wore a suit of armor, though, you couldn’t tickle me 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/352 "2000-08-25T01:16:12Z")

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Yeah, I really gave my browser what for after that one 🙂  
Hmm, is this going to be a new page?

::happy kisses::

::making sure all fruit is safely in the cooler::

::tickle::

Yeah, the lake was neat…really pretty with clear water and all. It was a nice walk down and back too.  
There were some pretty flowers; made me think of you. Here, I brought you one… 😃  
::hands Audrey purple flower::

I feel fine!

[sub] 2173… I’ll just pour some water down your armor instead [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/353 "2000-08-25T01:27:12Z")

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::kiss new page::

God, we “celebrate” anything! 🙂

There’s room for a cooler in here? Wow. Can I have some more raspberries, if there are any left? I haven’t eaten yet…

::jumps:: Aiyeeeek!! ::tickles back; Myrr reduced to puddle on floor again::  
That lake sounds beautiful, sweetie… :😊: Thank you for the flower. It _is_ pretty! :💏:  
::road sign:: Certain Death–\>

[sub] 2181… Rust! Auuuggghhhh!! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/354 "2000-08-25T01:41:50Z")

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Of course, any excuse to “celebrate” w/ you 😉

::feeding Audrey a raspberry::  
Well, they’re probably not the best thing for a whole meal; you’ll make yourself sick. But I guess a few more wouldn’t hurt…  
::feeding Audrey another::

::puddle on floor begins to reform into Myrr::  
::tickle::  
::Myrr preemptively collapses back into puddle on floor::

:😊:  
Glad you liked the flower  
:💏:

“I think I’ll go for a walk”

[sub] 2188…Heh, rust is the least of your worries [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/355 "2000-08-25T01:58:13Z")

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::giggle::

Gourmet meal here, mon cher. I’ve got some cold canned ravioli to go with the raspberries!

Mmmm, they’re still good after a few days in the cooler… Oops, I’m talking to a puddle. I better re-form him… There! Good as new. :💏:

I’ll put the flower in my hair. 🙂  
Sweetie, I’m running out of lines!

[sub] 2191…You’re right, I could drown too… [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/356 "2000-08-25T02:07:34Z")

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Eewww, ravioli and raspberries? :eek:

I’m a reformed puddle, I swear it 😃

Aww, that’s so cute; flower in the hair and all  
::embrace and kiss::

Me too, it’s been a while, and I don’t want to use ones you haven’t seen 🙂

[sub] 2193…Not that much water, that’d be mean. [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/357 "2000-08-25T02:18:22Z")

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I’m having some slush cake now to get the taste out of my mouth…

Reformed puddle, eh? ::groan:: Once a puddle, always a puddle! ::tickle::  
Here, I’ll put the flower in your hair now… Awww, that’s pretty too! 😃 :💏:  
Remember their attempt at the Trojan horse idea? 🙂

[sub] 2195. Y’know, maybe being tickled would be easier on me than lugging around this heavy suit… [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/358 "2000-08-25T02:29:15Z")

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I just had chocolate cake! Yummy! Would you like some?

::deciding that I will probably never recover from being puddlized, at least at the current rate::

Oooh, what sort of flower did you bring me?  
::passionate kisses::

wooden rabbits just don’t cut it, even in medieval England 🙂

[sub] 2202. Y’know, maybe being tickled would be easier on me than lugging around this heavy suit… [/sub] \*\*  
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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/359 "2000-08-25T02:43:58Z")

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Chocolate cake! Yes, please!! Hey, any Cool Whip and raspberries left? That’d make a great little garnish.

That’s okay about your puddlehood. I could come to be quite fond of puddles. :💏:

I brought you a rose from my little garden. It’s a white one. I’d have brought one from my yellow climber, but the bloom is fading. And don’t worry, there aren’t any thorns. 🙂 My my, a flower in his hair, and he’s still a handsome devil!  
What was the name of the knight who had that minstrel tagging along with him, singing about what a chicken he was?

[sub] 2204. EEWL! There’s a Dallas-St. Louis football game on! Where’s the baseball??! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/360 "2000-08-25T04:18:25Z")

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Let’s see…chocolate cake: check…rasperries: check…cool whip: check…Houston, we have dessert…

Hmmm, if you’re going to kiss me, then maybe I’ll abandon this puddle thing after all 😉  
:💏:

Ooh, a white rose? I don’t think I’ve seen one of them before…it’s purty 🙂  
::dancing kisses::  
(not sure what that means, but it sure sounds like fun ;))

he’s Sir Robin the not-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot

And then there’s the the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film

[sub] 2212. Well, normally I’d prefer football, but for a game between teams that pointless: where’s the baseball? [/sub]

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