# Just because I can...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/381 "2000-08-26T10:37:26Z")

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I’ll just go down the the Dollar Store/Candy/Alcohol store, and make my dreams come true. 🙂 Sure, I might have to bring another dollar, but it will all be worth it in the end.

When does beer, I mean myrr, get back? This last time that I checked in here is the first time in since…well, since you took my photo-quality paper and broke my heart. ☹

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/382 "2000-08-26T10:47:45Z")

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Goodness, a dollar goes far in Canada!

Myrr’s probably going to be back Sunday afternoon (morning for me). And, umm, I have that photo paper here… if you want it… it’s got watermelon juice stains on it. Do you still want it back?

And I broke your heart? ☹

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/383 "2000-08-26T10:52:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> **Goodness, a dollar goes far in Canada!**

Yep, you can get 4 gum balls for a dollar! 🙂

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> \*\*  
> Myrr’s probably going to be back Sunday afternoon (morning for me). And, umm, I have that photo paper here… if you want it… it’s got watermelon juice stains on it. Do you still want it back?  
> \*\*

Nooo, that’s okay, that’s okay. I don’t need it that bad, really! No please, please, keep it. Really. _sigh of relief as Rob ponders how the watermelon juice got on it_

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> \*\*And I broke your heart? ☹ \*\*

Well, you did just grab the photo paper on your way to the booth with what’s-his-face. ☹

_Rob is hoping this will distract Audrey from the other thread that mentions a certain musical_

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/384 "2000-08-26T10:58:10Z")

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That’s how you get your kicks, isn’t Audrey. You get photopaper from some poor shmuch, and then you go away with someone with a better dpi printer.

😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/385 "2000-08-26T10:58:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> **Yep, you can get 4 gum balls for a dollar! 🙂**

Well, here too, if you count those little machine dispensers.

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> \*\*  
> _sigh of relief as Rob ponders how the watermelon juice got on it_\*\*

Umm, let’s just say we didn’t have seatcovers.

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> \*\*Well, you did just grab the photo paper on your way to the booth with what’s-his-face. ☹ \*\*

😕 So are you heartbroken over me or the photo paper?  
😃

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> \*\*  
> _Rob is hoping this will distract Audrey from the other thread that mentions a certain musical_ \*\*

Too late. 🙂

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/386 "2000-08-26T11:04:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*
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> > \*\*  
> > _sigh of relief as Rob ponders how the watermelon juice got on it_\*\*
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> \*\*  
> Umm, let’s just say we didn’t have seatcovers.  
> \*\*

You used the _ **photoquality** _ for…??? NOOOOO!!! That photopaper only had one day left til retirement! NOOOO!!! 😃

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> **😕 So are you heartbroken over me or the photo paper? 😃**

Isn’t it obvious? No, I mean, over you. Over you, of course. 🙂

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> \*\*Too late. 🙂 \*\*

_Rob does Rodney Dangerfield like pulling at his collar._

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/387 "2000-08-26T11:48:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> **You used the _photoquality_ for…??? NOOOOO!!! That photopaper only had one day left til retirement! NOOOO!!! 😃**

Did I say seatcovers? I meant napkins. 😃

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> **Isn’t it obvious? No, I mean, over you. Over you, of course. 🙂**

☹ I’m sorry. You’re still my favorite corporate whore.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/388 "2000-08-26T12:19:38Z")

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Hey sweetie,  
::kisses::

I return early, thanks to the miracle of finally getting internet at home (if you knew the effort it took, you’d see why it’s a miracle)…

…hmmm, kinda crowded in here, ain’t it? 😕

As for 6 hours in SFO…well, I had a book to read, and a new CD (the \* High Fidelity \* soundtrack; so good that I listened to it two or three times), so time didn’t go too slowly.

::more kisses:: 😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/389 "2000-08-26T12:30:23Z")

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Oh! Look who’s here!

::happy hugs and kisses::

Tell me all about the miracle!

Yeah, xizor and silent\_rob decided to keep me company until you came back. Yay, you’re back! 😃 :💏:

[sub]2345. Darn UH server is cranky again. Oh never mind, just got through… email forthcoming!

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/390 "2000-08-26T12:36:58Z")

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_silent\_rob stands under a street light, puts on his fedora, and does his best Jimmy Durante_: Good bye, Audrey…Wheverever you are.

_rob walks off into the darkness_

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/391 "2000-08-26T12:48:41Z")

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::even happier hugs and kisses::  
(flying overnight always unsettles me a bit; what a lovely message to get home to, though ;))

Well, I installed the modem before I left for CA, fully expecting my father to ignore it and make me do the work today. He didn’t; he actually drilled through the wall himself (the phone jack’s a room over), and spent 3 hours on tech support getting it working (he’s the kind of person who needs three hours on tech support). I am shocked (he’s practically a neo-luddite), yet happily so…because I can do this:  
:💏:  
[sub] 2360. Hooray for email! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/392 "2000-08-26T12:51:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\*That’s how you get your kicks, isn’t Audrey. You get photopaper from some poor shmuch, and then you go away with someone with a better dpi printer.
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> 😉 \*\*

Don’t you start another Eugene saga!

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/393 "2000-08-26T12:53:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Don’t you start another Eugene saga! \*\*

Eugene? Eugene who?!? Wait…I do seem to remember something about Joan Rivers… ;)😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/394 "2000-08-26T12:57:43Z")

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You still feeling unsettled, sweetie? I can do something about that… 😃

Be sure to thank your dad for me. 😉

::sleepy hugs and kisses::  
[sub] 2368. Only one of the servers was cranky. Wouldn’t you know it’s the one I usually connect to? [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/395 "2000-08-26T13:07:19Z")

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You know, I think I may still be feeling a little unsettled… 😉

::kisses::  
Get some sleep, cutie; it’s late there…  
::goodnight kisses::

[sub] 2372. Of course, how else would it find a way to annoy you? 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/396 "2000-08-26T13:18:02Z")

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Go to sleep? How can I sleep now that I’m helping you relax? 😃

::leans on Myrr:: Aren’t you sleepy? Plane rides always make me sleepy. I can never sleep well during a flight.

::kisses::

[sub] 2376. Great, UNIX loves me! 🙂 [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/397 "2000-08-26T13:30:42Z")

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Well, sleeping in my arms would certainly help me relax 🙂

Yeah, I am pretty tired; I was planning on staying up all day to combat jet lag, but plans are always open to change 😉

::embracing Audrey::  
::humming bits from \* Hi Fi \* soundtrack::  
(sorry, they’re really infectious; though good romantic music…hmmm)  
::putting said CD on::  
:💏:

[sub] 2378. Oh, is it passing notes to you or something? [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/398 "2000-08-26T13:32:26Z")

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Sweetie pie, I’m off to sleepyland.

::goodnight kiss::

I’m so glad you’re home safe. I’ll see you tomorrow… er, today… yeah… 🙂

::steals another kiss::

Good night, sweetie.  
[sub]2383.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/399 "2000-08-26T13:37:26Z")

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eeeeee just saw this message!

In your arms, huh? I could live with those accomodations, I suppose… 😃

Keep that CD playing, sweetie!

::kisses::  
[sub] Didn’t check! Yeah, it told me my disk quota is full. But that’s not true! What a mean server! [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/400 "2000-08-26T13:44:19Z")

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::holding Audrey close, turning music volume down a little::  
::playing with Audrey’s hair::  
Night cutie, sweet dreams…  
::goodnight kiss::

[sub] 2386…give that server what for! [/sub]

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