# Just because I can... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239 "2000-08-05T10:09:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/41 "2000-08-06T15:45:04Z")
But I’ve brought along a gallon of white likker out of the batch me and cousin Joe-Frank ran off last week. Be careful with it - it’s goin’ about 160. Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/42 "2000-08-06T15:49:41Z")
First off, I do \* not \* flirt with cereal… Now that we’ve got that cleared up…what?..burned my clothes? Well then, I guess I’m gonna have to stay this way. And I’m not even going to dignify that Swedish comment with a response… _humph_ Err, Audrey, there’s more of me than the hands that needs warming up 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/43 "2000-08-06T16:53:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **soda** , I’m sorry for keeping you in the cooler all this time. You’re not frostbitten, are you? > > HEY!! Who drank all the beer??! _burp_ Whaat? No, I ain’t drunk. I just, well, I had to keep warm somehow, you know. Damn good beer too. But I could use a hot tub right about now. ::stripping:: Who brought more beer? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/44 "2000-08-06T16:58:52Z")
I brought more beer, since we aren’t using any in my thread, which is definitely [not a postcount party](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33578) so we don’t need it over there. Sorry for the shameless plug, but I’d like to officially not invite everyone here, since there really is no party to not get invited to. (Don’t get offended please by the non-invitation, read the thread to get the joke.) In the meantime, I’m getting cold standing here in my skivvies. I don’t suppose Audrey would care to try to warm me up? You’ll definitely get a more personal present than the blank check that way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/45 "2000-08-06T17:21:57Z")
Hey Bratman, back off; she’s a-warmin me up here 🙂 Though methinks the lady has retired from said board for the time being… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/46 "2000-08-06T17:24:15Z")
Damn! I’ll just get dressed again I guess. . . All right! Which one of you stole my pants? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/47 "2000-08-07T02:57:44Z")
\ Sorry it took me so long, **Scotti**. The family room is much improved, I had to battle a troll, and Tubagirl was checking in with news from her wedding. \ Your beauty overwhelms me. Your voice sings of a breeze blowing through the Highlands. The blush of the heather cannot compare with the roses in your cheeks. If your eyes are green they are the green of pastures kept neat by the mickle coos. If your eyes are blue they are the blue of a Highland sky at mid-summer. If your eyes are brown, well, I would suspect you were lying about being a redhead, but we could make sure. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/48 "2000-08-07T05:08:55Z")
This birthday party definately needs to last at least a few more days… ::launching self onto Audrey’s lap:: Hey there 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/49 "2000-08-07T09:05:51Z")
I’m back! I’ve been really busy the last couple days, but I just had to come back here… **Myrr**! Hey there, sweetie! Miss me? ::Thinks to self: I’ve got a cute naked guy in my lap! This is the best present I’ve EVER gotten!:: **dropzone** , damn, you are _smooth_… **soda** , you’re stripping? I didn’t know we had a hot tub in here… I guess we do now, eh? Cool! Don’t worry about the beer, **filthy** and **BratMan** were nice enough to bring reinforcements! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/50 "2000-08-07T09:27:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\ ***Jeez, these serial flirters…** > \*\* “The lady protests too much, methinks.” –Hamlet, Act, 3, Scene ii \*\* > [@](#): > > **DRY** , who do you think I am, Andrew Golota? > \*\* Never ask a question to which you don’t _really_ want to know the answer. 😛 \*\* > [@](#): > > And I note that you haven’t denied that you wear thongs, just that you’d never _tell me so_. > \*\* Good Point! OK, Mr. Snake does not like to wear thongs. Thus, I don’t wear them. Not that you couldn’t have figured this out. I suspect that people who wear thongs aren’t too shy to have their pictures put up on the people pages. \*\* > [@](#): > > And look at you! Flirting in MY birthday thread! Scotti, how are those cement shoes coming along? > \*\* I flirted in Shayna’s birthday thread as well. I’ll flirt in ANYONE’S birthday thread. [sub](Unless there are no ladies present)[/sub] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soda \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Whaat? No, I ain’t drunk. I just, well, I had to keep warm somehow, you know. > > \*\* > > Why don’t you keep **DRY** , while you’re at it? 😃 > \*\* ::stripping:: \*\* [/QUOTE] This is a good start! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/51 "2000-08-07T10:31:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\* > ::stripping:: > > This is a good start! 🙂 \*\* _Whaaaat?!_ You don’t post your pic (BTW, I promised to stop bugging you about this, didn’t I?) to the People Pages, but you’ll STRIP?! ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/52 "2000-08-07T13:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*I’m back! I’ve been really busy the last couple days, but I just had to come back here… > > **Myrr**! Hey there, sweetie! Miss me? > \*\* Well, you don’t think I sit naked in the laps of people I \* don’t \* miss, do you? 🙂 Now then, where were we, Aidrey dear? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/53 "2000-08-07T13:53:19Z")
That would be Audrey; I should really learn to proofread. Forgive me, please? ::wrapping arms around Audrey’s neck:: Hey there… ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/54 "2000-08-07T14:04:42Z")
What? There wasn’t a hot tub? What kind of party are you throwing here anyway? It doesn’t matter, it seems as if I can keep both warm and DRY without it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/55 "2000-08-07T14:21:25Z")
I believe I’m a couple of days late, but what the heck…Happy Birthday Aud. How YOU doin’? All this shameless flirting and I wasn’t even here to oversee it…what is this world coming to? I’m looking for struuter and ssskuggiii, have you seen them? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/56 "2000-08-07T14:24:12Z")
Merry Birthday, Audrey. I know it’s late…maybe I can put this down towards next year? That way I’ll be early for once. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/57 "2000-08-07T14:37:38Z")
Hey struuter, you wanna head over to the bar, and then to the pool? I figured we could get a little sloshed, and then do some swimmin’. What’ya say? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/58 "2000-08-07T14:45:22Z")
Hey ChrisP…Sounds good. But no getting sloshed for me, I want to remember everything. Where’s the cake? I’ll split a piece with you. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/59 "2000-08-07T15:06:10Z")
“I’ll split a piece with you” You promise, really? :evil grin: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239/60 "2000-08-07T15:09:54Z")
Yes, of course. And you can have most of the icing. I like just a little with my cake. Now…what you do with that extra icing is ENTIRELY up to you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-i-can/28239.md?page=4)