# Just Because YOU'RE up Doesn't Mean I AM!  (very very lame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 26, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953 "2005-10-26T04:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953/41 "2005-10-31T19:33:38Z")

</div>

> [@Beadalin](#):
>
> Heh – **Sampirosis** sounds like some sort of disease, doesn’t it? Maybe a degenerative condition. 🙂

Yes, it was a terrible tragedy. She developed Sampirosis of the spinal cord…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953/42 "2005-10-31T19:42:42Z")

</div>

> [@Bob Loblaw](#):
>
> Even when I was a lurker, I’ve enjoyed your crazy family.

You know, without the context of this message board, this would sound reeeeaaally creepy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bob\_Loblaw\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@Bob\_Loblaw\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Loblaw_1)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953/43 "2005-10-31T20:04:40Z")

</div>

> [@Miller](#):
>
> You know, without the context of this message board, this would sound reeeeaaally creepy.

Yes, yes, that’s it, message board. Now officer, I take a walk through this neighborhood every morning and every evening.

I just know these people so well, they remind me of me!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953/44 "2005-10-31T21:54:51Z")

</div>

So the leaves are late changing this year because it’s been a particularly dry summer? How the hell I went 42 years without ever making _that_ correlation I’ll never know.

So how did they like Dollywood? And the trip should be over by now, right?

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-because-youre-up-doesnt-mean-i-am-very-very-lame/327953.md?page=2)