# Just bought my very first brand new vehicle! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132 "2022-05-08T00:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/1 "2022-05-08T00:40:32Z")
Never had a brand new vehicle in my life. It’s a 2022 gmc Canyon Elevation. [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52057862719_cff19cb1d0_b.jpg "Truck") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/56821557@N06/52057862719/in/dateposted-public/) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/2 "2022-05-08T02:55:14Z")
Congratulations! I know the feeling… we got hand-me-down vans from my parents for years. Finally got to buy our own, and it was a great feeling. (Sorry, did you say you bought a **Canyonero**?) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PI_Jl5WFQkA/hqdefault.jpg "The Simpsons - Canyonero") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA) ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/3 "2022-05-08T12:16:43Z")
I openly call it a Canyonnero 😄 ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/4 "2022-05-08T14:13:25Z")
That’s a nice truck! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/5 "2022-05-08T16:32:34Z")
Shouldn’t it be the GMC Oxymoron? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/6 "2022-05-08T16:44:31Z")
Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/7 "2022-05-08T16:54:28Z")
Here you go: 😆 > **[Canyonero Car Emblem Chrome Plastic Not a Decal / Sticker - Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1157164866/canyonero-car-emblem-chrome-plastic-not?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=canyonero&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1)** > > This Car Accessories item by DarkStarLab has 113 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Hoboken, NJ. Listed on Jan 7, 2023 ---
**Author:** ![Tabco](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tabco/32/7644_2.png) [@Tabco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabco)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/8 "2022-05-08T17:17:06Z")
Congratulations. I also purchased my first brand new vehicle yesterday, a 2022 Subaru Crosstrek. The purchase was precipitated by the theft of my old car, which was later found stripped and not worth repairing. @DCnDC that’s a neat emblem and I have half a mind to buy one. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/9 "2022-05-08T22:57:09Z")
Yeah I think I’m actually going to get one of those. I mean I already call it Canyonero. So glad you showed it to me! ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-bought-my-very-first-brand-new-vehicle/964132/10 "2022-05-08T23:30:07Z")
Sweet, enjoy!