# Just Call me Skippy Tits **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558 "2004-03-26T13:28:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/1 "2004-03-26T13:28:58Z")
[http://www.local6.com/news/2950018/detail.html](http://www.local6.com/news/2950018/detail.html) > [@](#): > > “I do know there are people who sort of make the circuit, pumping people with silicone,” said Dallas Denny of Gender Education & Advocacy, a support group for transgendered people. > > Most of the material injected “can be bought at Home Depot,” and is often mixed with paraffin, oil or **even peanut butter** , she said. The injections are often given in a hotel room or in the back of a bar, Denny said [Emphasis mine.] Who would allow some person in the back of a bar inject them with a home-made mixture of industrial sealant and peanut butter? ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/2 "2004-03-26T13:45:02Z")
Jesus Christ on a bike! You really do live and learn don’t you? I just hope it was smooth as opposed to crunchy… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/3 "2004-03-26T14:09:41Z")
Althought “Skippy Tits” has a nice ring to it, I think I like “JIF JUGS” a little better. Peter Pan puppies? There arean’t many well know brands of peanut butter so I guess this game has a short shelf life. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/4 "2004-03-26T14:12:42Z")
> [@mouthbreather](#): > > Althought “Skippy Tits” has a nice ring to it, I think I like “JIF JUGS” a little better. > Peter Pan puppies? > There arean’t many well know brands of peanut butter so I guess this game has a short shelf life. Mams who choose, choose Jiff…! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/5 "2004-03-26T14:21:10Z")
**Just Call me Skippy Tits** If you’re ever contemplating changing your username, this one has my solid backing! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/6 "2004-03-26T14:25:51Z")
It makes foreplay involving marshmallow fluff that much more delicious. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/7 "2004-03-26T14:33:19Z")
Does it metion if it’s smooth or chunky? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/8 "2004-03-26T14:46:13Z")
Being a card-carrying New Democrat I’m required to be completely earnest and humourless at least once a day, so I’ll point out that these kinds of unsafe practices can be at least partially attributed to the financial and procedural inaccessibility of safe and competent sexual reassignment surgery. (Although, c’mon. Fucking _peanut butter?_) ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/9 "2004-03-26T14:47:39Z")
Simply Smucker’s Natural Hooters. I am concerned about women who are allergic to peanut butter. Would cashew butter or almond butter work as well? What about Nutella? ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/10 "2004-03-26T15:27:35Z")
Gives a whole new concept of “breast feeding.” I think I’d avoid the Chunky, though… ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/11 "2004-03-26T15:33:18Z")
I wonder if you can get them with the jelly already mixed in? Umm… Grape! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/12 "2004-03-26T15:37:17Z")
Mmm, hooters that stick to the roof of your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/13 "2004-03-26T15:38:27Z")
Would they possibly stick to the roof of your mouth? Ok, I’m done here ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/14 "2004-03-26T15:39:42Z")
> [@GaryM](#): > > I wonder if you can get them with the jelly already mixed in? Umm… Grape! 😃 Boober Grape? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/15 "2004-03-26T15:39:47Z")
Crap {B]TDN\*\*! Beat me by a short minute. A curse on you - may your’s land jelly side down on the shag carpet! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/16 "2004-03-26T15:53:45Z")
Reese’s peanut butter double-D cups? ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/17 "2004-03-26T16:05:12Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Would they possibly stick to the roof of your mouth? > > Ok, I’m done here If they have industrial sealant inside, they’ll probably stick to everything! ---
**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/18 "2004-03-26T16:20:17Z")
Peanut Butter Cups? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/19 "2004-03-26T16:34:54Z")
They don’t call it Homo Depot for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/20 "2004-03-26T16:44:27Z")
“Hey - you got your peanut butter inside my boob!” “well - you got your boob filled with _my_ peanut butter!” Two great tastes that taste great together - Reese’s Peanut Butter Bra Cups. Also makes “Reese’s Pieces” take on a whole new meaning… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558.md?page=2)