# Just Call me Skippy Tits **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558 "2004-03-26T13:28:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/21 "2004-03-26T16:45:50Z")
For the more discerning, I prefer mine with the crusts cut off. This is the funniest thread I’ve seen in a while. ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/22 "2004-03-26T16:49:01Z")
I’m certain that George Washington Carver never thought of this use for peanuts! And I guess folks who are allergic best keep clear. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/23 "2004-03-26T16:58:46Z")
On a serious note (and so not to get in trouble for posting to a possible and dreaded joke thread in the pit _ **asskiss** _) was the person hosting these parties actually charging people for this honor? The article said that he/she “had been working Dougherty County for at least a year” which would make me think it’s a pump 'n pay operation. Shouldn’t he/she also be charged with just manslaughter since these people are willing participants or is it still considered murder? ---
**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/24 "2004-03-26T17:09:02Z")
“Skippy Tits”- BAND NAME! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/25 "2004-03-26T17:32:47Z")
According to[The Albany Herald](http://albanyherald.net/front.html#effects) the ringleader is being charged with felony murder and involuntary manslaughter. The others are being charged with conspiracy. Is it just me or does anyone else find the headline for the article disturbing yet funny? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/26 "2004-03-26T17:36:08Z")
Back to the question. What type of sick in the head fucks would allow someone to do this to them? Hmmmm, seems to answer itself. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/27 "2004-03-26T17:48:49Z")
Okay…even though it is an illegal, totally unsafe practice, at least I can understand the leap of logic that could potentially lead a few transgendered folks to subject themselves to backroom _silicone_ injections, but–_PEANUT BUTTER_? Wouldn’t the peanut butter quickly spoil in a 98.6F environment? Ending up with a pair of round, but rancid breasts does not strike me as a desireable outcome. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/28 "2004-03-26T18:14:28Z")
> [@WILLASS](#): > > I just hope it was smooth as opposed to crunchy… Yeah, crunchy would probably give you instant cellulite. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/29 "2004-03-26T18:25:43Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Back to the question. > > What type of sick in the head fucks would allow someone to do this to them? People who are desperate for gender re-assignment but cannot access it. Read **matt\_mcl’s** post again. Here’s a heart. \<3 Your post doesn’t seem to have one. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/30 "2004-03-26T18:35:50Z")
Squeezing silicone out of a cailk gun can be tough, but I would suppose they were using needles to pierce the skin, making me wonder if this is why they had to cut it down to something more ‘flow-able’. But still, how in heck do you squeeze silicon through a needle? This ain’t medical grade silicone we’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee59a6/32.png) [@CrazyMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/31 "2004-03-26T18:55:42Z")
I thought my date’s unusually deep voice was a little odd, but it was the constant attention from the park squirrels that tipped me off that something was amiss… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/32 "2004-03-26T19:09:24Z")
I like the little ones. Titz Bits. Everything tastes great when it sits on a Titz. Bet you can’t eat just one! ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/33 "2004-03-26T19:19:05Z")
> [@kung fu lola](#): > > People who are desperate for gender re-assignment but cannot access it. Read **matt\_mcl’s** post again. > > Here’s a heart. \<3 > Your post doesn’t seem to have one. Oh come on! As much as I enjoy picking on GWB & Co. it is just silly to blame the heartless conservatives for this. The guys who did this were ignorant fools and suffered the consequences. I’m not saying it’s funny but trying put the blame on anyone else is silly. It’s like trying to put the blame on society when a guy robs a bank. As a sidenote I will mention in Spain gays have never been excluded from the military and a few years ago they were recognized the right to bring in their gay partners on equal terms with other married couples for the purposes of housing etc. Now the [Spanish navy has recognized the right to serve to a transgendered person](http://www.estrelladigital.es/articulo.asp?sec=esp&fech=26/03/04&name=cabo). José was given leave on physical grounds but s/he appealed and has been readmitted as Maria, a woman. I am not taking any position on this issue, just informing. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/34 "2004-03-26T19:24:43Z")
> [@CrazyMonkey](#): > > I thought my date’s unusually deep voice was a little odd, but it was the constant attention from the park squirrels that tipped me off that something was amiss… reminds me of a funny scene in a movie. A guy in a club goes up to a very attractive hooker and starts feeling her all over. Suddenly his face changes as he feels the crotch and exclaims “but you’re a guy!”. The “hooker” mildly asks “is that a problem?” and the guy, after looking at the rest of her voluptuous body and face says “not unless you want to charge me extra for that part”. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/35 "2004-03-26T19:39:03Z")
Well, doesn’t seem like there is ever a shortage of Darwin Award nominees… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/36 "2004-03-26T22:17:06Z")
It was the cholesterol that killed him. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/37 "2004-03-26T22:23:07Z")
Silicone and PB? Jiffy Lube! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/38 "2004-03-26T22:29:38Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Silicone and PB? Jiffy Lube! Okay. You won. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/39 "2004-03-27T03:49:11Z")
To borrow from a Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update” bit: _Implanters!_ Thank you, Kevin Nealon. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/40 "2004-03-27T04:02:34Z")
The “peanut butter sandwich” just took on a whole new meaning. (BTW, this thread alone has been worth my five bucks.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558.md?page=3)