# Just Call me Skippy Tits **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558 "2004-03-26T13:28:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/41 "2004-03-27T04:46:06Z")
You know, somewhere, out there, someone is crafting an UL which involves a guy waking up in a bathtub filled with ice, a missing kidney, and peanut butter boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/42 "2004-03-27T13:18:53Z")
What’s so unusual about it? I thought everyone knew the best thing to wash down peanut butter is milk. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/43 "2004-03-27T13:24:08Z")
And just hand me a package of those Reese’s Double-D Cups. Jesus, these lines just write themselves. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/44 "2004-03-27T14:36:30Z")
> [@kung fu lola](#): > > People who are desperate for gender re-assignment but cannot access it. Read **matt\_mcl’s** post again. Being desperate is not an excuse for being a fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/45 "2004-03-27T15:59:44Z")
Like I said: “C’mon. Fucking _peanut butter?_” **sailor** : That’s good to know. I do have to admire Spain for being less than 30 years out of a dictatorship, and still being more advanced on some civil rights issues than certain other first-world countries I could name. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/46 "2004-03-27T23:44:16Z")
> [@katie1341](#): > > “Skippy Tits”- BAND NAME! [announcer voice] Put your hands together and welcome **Skippy Tits with Creamy Areolae!** [/voice] Imagine the concert-feel the love 😉 ---
**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/47 "2004-03-28T02:41:32Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > 😃 Boober Grape? then they gotta worry about getting graped by the grapist!!! (oooh, thats a forbiden joke!) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/48 "2004-03-28T13:56:01Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > According to[The Albany Herald](http://albanyherald.net/front.html#effects) the ringleader is being charged with felony murder and involuntary manslaughter. The others are being charged with conspiracy. Is it just me or does anyone else find the headline for the article disturbing yet funny? "Effects of illegal ‘pumping’ being felt " – You gotta wonder whether there was a contest in the newsroom to see who could (ahem) come up with the best headline for this story. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/49 "2004-03-28T19:17:45Z")
Someone needs to send this news station a copy of the [style guide for dealing with transgendered individuals in the news](http://www.nlgja.org/pubs/toolbox_tg.htm). “Men living as women” indeed. :rolleyes: The mere fact that some transsexuals are stupid is not grounds to treat them rudely. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/50 "2004-03-28T20:29:09Z")
> [@KellyM](#): > > Someone needs to send this news station a copy of the [style guide for dealing with transgendered individuals in the news](http://www.nlgja.org/pubs/toolbox_tg.htm). “Men living as women” indeed. :rolleyes: > > The mere fact that some transsexuals are stupid is not grounds to treat them rudely. Thanks for the link **KellyM** , I didn’t know that “Transvestite” was an offensive term. ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/51 "2004-03-28T21:11:11Z")
> [@stpauler](#): > > I didn’t know that “Transvestite” was an offensive term. It’s not necessarily offensive, but it’s dangerous to use carelessly. Many people have called transsexuals “transvestites” by mistake, which **is** offensive. The problem is that it can be hard to tell a transvestite from a transsexual without actually getting to know the individual in question. I would be offended if you called me a transvestite or a crossdresser. I have friends, who outwardly are not that much different from me in appearance (as long as we don’t take off our tops), who would not be the least bit bothered by it. The term “transgendered” is safely generic, and if you don’t know which of the more specific terms applies to a given individual, one should use “transgendered”. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558/52 "2004-03-29T06:32:47Z")
> [@KellyM](#): > > It’s not necessarily offensive, but it’s dangerous to use carelessly. Just like a caulk gun full of RTV Silicone and Skippy, topped with an injector needle, in the back room of a rather… strange bar. FYI- When silicone sealant cures (it does this when exposed to oxygen) it puts off quite a bit of ascetic acid (vinegary stench). If it cures inside your tissues, it’s gotta hurt like a MoFo while it’s slowly hardening inside of you. I’ve got a jar of Skippy on my desk here, and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t say anything about not taking it intravenously. There could be a lawsuit here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-call-me-skippy-tits/236558.md?page=2)