# Just can't get enough bad (but clean) jokes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528 "2003-06-26T15:21:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/1 "2003-06-26T15:21:30Z")
I’ve been telling everyone the “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?” riddle – so far only one other person finds that as hysterical as I do. Here’s what’s making me laugh today: What do you do with a green monster? Wait till it ripens. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/2 "2003-06-26T15:28:24Z")
My favorite is: What has six legs, is green, and if it fell on you from a tree, it would kill you? ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/3 "2003-06-26T15:33:23Z")
In honor of the book you sent me twickster, I have been going around singing : Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eye… aincha glad ELEPHANTS don’t fly!.. I am just to slow to get “phorusrhacids are extinct” in place of the elephant line ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/4 "2003-06-26T15:38:21Z")
Answer: A pool table ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/5 "2003-06-26T15:39:27Z")
I think with a little diction practice, **Krisfer** , you’ll be set.😃 And yo! **Zeldar**! Get back here and tell us the answer! ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/6 "2003-06-26T16:26:58Z")
What happened when the red ship and the blue ship collided? The survivors were marooned. Hee. So, **twickster** , what IS orange and sounds like a parrot? ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/7 "2003-06-26T16:31:56Z")
a carrot hehehehe What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Oh, I lost my tractor! ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/8 "2003-06-26T16:35:14Z")
These have to be done in order. Q: What’s big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big, red, rock eater. Q: What’s little, red, and eats rocks? A: A little, red rock eater. Q: What’s big, pink and eats dirt? A: A big, pink dirt eater. Q: What’s little, pink and eats dirt? A: A little, pink dirt eater. Q: What’s little, pink and eats the stuff in dirt? A: An earthworm. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/9 "2003-06-26T16:41:03Z")
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/10 "2003-06-26T16:44:15Z")
Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/11 "2003-06-26T16:45:58Z")
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idea-r Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idea-r ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/12 "2003-06-26T16:47:57Z")
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A:fsh ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/13 "2003-06-26T16:50:58Z")
Q: How do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn’t matter. He won’t come when you call. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/14 "2003-06-26T17:52:35Z")
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? _lean_ beef ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/15 "2003-06-26T17:54:33Z")
Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/16 "2003-06-26T18:03:32Z")
:: Looks through Joke-A-Day calendar pages :: Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? A: His partners. ---
**Author:** ![hilltopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@hilltopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hilltopper)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/17 "2003-06-26T18:21:03Z")
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/18 "2003-06-26T18:26:49Z")
What’s the tallest building in the world? … The library, cuz it has the most stories. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/19 "2003-06-27T03:38:23Z")
If the daddy camel has two humps and the mommy camel has one hump, what do you call the baby? Humphrey. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/20 "2003-06-27T03:41:02Z")
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam car broke down! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528.md?page=2)