# Just can't get enough bad (but clean) jokes?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528 "2003-06-26T15:21:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aranea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aranea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aranea)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/61 "2003-07-02T02:31:50Z")

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An atom walks into a bar, trips, and falls down. As he gets up, he cries “Oh no, I’ve knocked off an electron!” Bartender says “Are you sure?” Atom replies “Yeah, I’m positive.”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender “How much?” Bartender says “For you, no charge.”

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-cant-get-enough-bad-but-clean-jokes/184528/62 "2003-07-02T06:01:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chefguy \*  
> \*\*What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A friggin’ stick. \*\*

Doesn’t work as a joke - most types of boomerang are designed not to come back, but to kill what they hit.  
What sounds like a dog, smells like a skunk, and looks like a bear?

A dog, a skunk and a bear.

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