# Just Chock Full of 'em!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 7, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264 "2010-04-07T12:24:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@bartleby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bartleby)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/1 "2010-04-07T12:24:12Z")
Guys (and Gals) I really need your help here…
I parked it at a reputable lot, the have on site security and everything!
but when I went to go pick it up, it was just FULL, full to the brim…
what am I going to do?
My Hovercraft, it’s full of…It’s full of EELS!!
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/2 "2010-04-07T13:17:53Z")
Maybe some matches would help?
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### Author:  [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/3 "2010-04-07T13:25:02Z")
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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### Author:  [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/4 "2010-04-07T16:06:24Z")
You need to make [pie](http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A8573132).
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/5 "2010-04-07T16:14:00Z")
Albatross!
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/6 "2010-04-07T22:47:42Z")
You great poof!
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### Author:  [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/7 "2010-04-07T23:28:42Z")
Can we call you Bruce?
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/8 "2010-04-08T01:47:23Z")
Knit some socks and use 'em for eel sweaters.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/9 "2010-04-08T03:40:35Z")
> [@blondebear](#):
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> Albatross!
What flavor is it?
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/10 "2010-04-08T03:48:26Z")
What flavor? Gah! Next thing, you’ll be asking for wafers.
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### Author:  [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/11 "2010-04-08T03:58:22Z")
Did you see Elsie, boy? Did you dance with her?
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/12 "2010-04-08T07:08:13Z")
My nipples are exploding with delight. 😃
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### Author:  [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/13 "2010-04-08T07:11:11Z")
Don’t eel me bro!
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### Author:  [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/14 "2010-04-08T07:13:18Z")
> [@Colibri](#):
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> What flavor is it?
What flavor is it?! It’s bloody seabird flavor, of course! :mad:
Gannet on a stick?
No, I don’t like the gannet. Nasty sharp beaks they’ve got.
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### Author:  [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/15 "2010-04-08T19:54:47Z")
The Larch.
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### Author:  [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-chock-full-of-em/535264/16 "2010-04-08T19:57:15Z")
Every time I see a hovercraft in a movie or commercial, I always wonder out loud if it is full of eels. I can’t help myself. It’s a disease, I think.