# Just click on the link and you'll find out... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701 "2003-01-10T07:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/1 "2003-01-10T07:00:29Z")
THACK!! PLOMP!! SDMB PILLOW FIGHT!!! **WHAM!** That’s for you, Scotti! And for you, Polycarp! I’ll take on all comers!!! ---
**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/2 "2003-01-10T07:21:27Z")
_thump_ whoa! you caught me by surprise, **Zoe** WhAcK! that was for all the hot doperwimmins who didn’t make out with me in NYC pOw! and that one’s for Adam West ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/3 "2003-01-10T07:51:57Z")
Ouch. Those feathers hurt. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/4 "2003-01-10T07:57:29Z")
Look at the mess you’ve made in here… ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/5 "2003-01-10T08:10:01Z")
THAWUMPH! Right upside the head, yosemitebabe! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/6 "2003-01-10T08:11:12Z")
Libertarian, why do you have feather in your teeth? (Heh, heh) ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/7 "2003-01-10T08:19:55Z")
::hiding behind the couch:: giggle giggle hehe Jumps up with a primal scream and starts swinging… misses everyone, trips over own two feet and lands with a massive thwump on the floor… oops ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/8 "2003-01-10T08:35:17Z")
Is that the referee over there? He’s blowing fouls! (thoomp in the belly… ) I deserved that ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/9 "2003-01-10T10:23:05Z")
HEY YOU KIDS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING ALL THAT NOISE? DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/10 "2003-01-10T16:56:07Z")
_digs out the foam cannon_ what? wet feathers ROCK! Could have been worse, I considered tar first off… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/11 "2003-01-10T17:01:57Z")
_tips toes up behind **whatmove** , and whomps him on the head with an overly large feather pillow_ That’s for not giving me any cheese balls! _runs and hides in the corner very quickly_ ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/12 "2003-01-10T17:02:43Z")
\ Wow, I never realized that _Hello Kitty_ underwear could be sexy. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/13 "2003-01-10T17:33:40Z")
_hiding in the corner, watching **TruePisces** approach_ Heh heh. She doesn’t expect a thing. This is gonna be _so great_! _leaps up with Rebel Yell_ Eat feathers, babycakes! Pow! ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/14 "2003-01-10T17:34:52Z")
Hey, everybody! Gang up on **Peanuthead**! Nobody likes a killjoy, ya know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/15 "2003-01-10T17:45:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LindyHopper \* > \*\*_hiding in the corner, watching **TruePisces** approach_ > > Heh heh. She doesn’t expect a thing. This is gonna be _so great_! > > _leaps up with Rebel Yell_ > > Eat feathers, babycakes! > > Pow! \*\* _rubs her head, pouting_ Ow! _looks at **Lindyhopper** with an evil glare_ Now you’re just asking for it, m’dear. _starts pummeling **Lindy** with one pillow, while her other hand reaches in to tickle him mercilessly_ ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/16 "2003-01-10T17:58:34Z")
Aaah! No fair! Wait! Look behind you! _squirms free, jumps up, and runs for his life_ Gaahh! _runs smack into **whatmove** and **Zoe** ; everyone goes down in a heap, feathers flying everywhere_ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/17 "2003-01-10T18:06:05Z")
_pauses to look behind her, sees no one, and feels that trecherous **Lindy** escape from her grasp_ Oh! You… _runs full tilt after him, only to trip into the heap of people and feathers everywhere_ Grrrr… Now I’ve got feathers in my hair. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/18 "2003-01-10T18:56:37Z")
No worries, it looks good on you! 😉 And here’s the wind up… _fump-boink_ _fump-boink_ ::grumble:: Damn swedish-foam orthopedic pillows ain’t good for nuthin’! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/19 "2003-01-10T19:06:33Z")
Oooh! You…! _pulls **Tygr** down onto the evergrowing pile of Dopers_ THAT’S for not answering my e-mails! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/20 "2003-01-10T19:22:48Z")
:eek: :o :smack: ☹ That’ll be remedied shortly. But hey, if THIS is the punishment, yer honor, I’ll do it again! …and c’mon, how mad can you be when the first thing I get you to say is “Oooh!” 😉 [sup]–It ain’t so much what you say as how you say it![/sup] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701.md?page=2)