# Just click on the link and you'll find out... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701 "2003-01-10T07:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/21 "2003-01-10T19:29:03Z")
You’ve got the new address, I trust. In the mean time… _tries to FWAP **Tygr** with her almost empty feather pillow. When she sees it doesn’t work so good, she reaches for **Lindy’s** pillow_ There has to be a few more feathers in here! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/22 "2003-01-10T19:34:31Z")
:eek: :o :smack: ☹ That’ll be remedied shortly. But hey, if THIS is the punishment, yer honor, I’ll do it again! …and c’mon, how mad can you be when the first thing I get you to say is “Oooh!” 😉 [sup]–It ain’t so much what you say as how you say it![/sup] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/23 "2003-01-10T19:41:35Z")
THAT’s what was throwing me. Darn double-postin’ you, making me think I’d lost my mind. Just for that… _FWAP_ _tickle_ ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/24 "2003-01-10T20:08:09Z")
[sub]Friggin hamsters, getting inna way of a good pillow fight…[/sub] Tickle? Aack! Here I thought it was just feathers getting into weird places… Waaugh! ::casts about for a good defensive weapon:: Oh, no._hee_ Hamsters ate my _whoa-ha_ foam pillows! _nuh-haa_ ::grabs handful of feathers and tries to stuff TP’s shirt:: ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/25 "2003-01-10T20:11:36Z")
Hey! _giggle_ No fair! _giggle_ Those TICKLE! _giggle_ Feather’s aren’t supposed to go THERE!!! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/26 "2003-01-10T20:18:00Z")
:eek: _ducks_ _gets hit anyway_ THWOMP! :mad: Ok, who did that? Bring it, beeyatch! _looks around for someone to thwack_ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/27 "2003-01-10T20:22:28Z")
_grabs up a handful of feathers and stuffs them into her now useless pillow, throwing the whole pillow at **BlackKnight** before she becomes the person that gets hit_ Call it first strike! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/28 "2003-01-10T20:53:06Z")
:: Grabs up a handful of feathers and stuffs them into TP’s pillow:: … Whoops, that’s not your pillow… Well, it is… I mean, they are… I mean… [sub]uh-oh…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/29 "2003-01-10T21:00:04Z")
I know they’re big, but you REALLY would have a hard time swinging them around! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/30 "2003-01-10T21:26:16Z")
Just gotta know how to hold 'em. (It’s all in the wrist.) 😃 -Tygr, who’ll take two big soft fluffy ones. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/31 "2003-01-10T23:11:55Z")
_And along comes the Good Fairy_ Behold, for padeye alone, I shall turn this into a Slo -Mo Pillow Fight POOOOOOOOF! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/32 "2003-01-11T00:07:48Z")
Well, big and soft, maybe. But I’ve never heard these particular pillows described as “fluffy” before… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/33 "2003-01-11T02:25:12Z")
Hah. You all thought I’d forgotten all about you, didn’t you? Behold my wrath! Or some reasonable facsimile thereof. _takes two of the fluffiest pillows he can find, and smooshes them into both **TP** and **Tygr** _ And yes, they _are_ actual pillows. I think. :o [sub]Sorry, **TP**![/sub] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/34 "2003-01-11T06:57:02Z")
Real as they come, baby. Real as they come! _grabs her “pillows” and smooches them into **Lindyhopper** and **Tygr** _ That’ll teach you both!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/35 "2003-01-11T06:58:08Z")
Smooches, smooshes. What’s the difference? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/36 "2003-01-11T07:00:11Z")
**viva** grabs her makura (heavy, sack-like pillow stuffed with buckwheat hulls) and starts spinning around, knocking out everyone in her radius… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/37 "2003-01-11T07:22:08Z")
_does a run by hitting everyone with her pillow… before being attacked herself_ Ack! _sputters out feathers_ Hey feathers look great in my hair! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/38 "2003-01-11T19:41:51Z")
Lindyhopper: > [@](#): > > _runs smack into whatmove and Zoe; everyone goes down in a heap, feathers flying everywhere_ Wait! CAN’T BREATHE! CAN’T BREATHE! ---
**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701/39 "2003-01-11T20:11:09Z")
Dave316 ducks into the living room and grabs some pillows and rope then ties one end of the rope to the ceiling fan than the other to the pillows. Turns off the lights than ducks back into the bedroom yells" hey their booze in the living room! " Watches with glee as everyone runs in and then turns on the ceiling fan THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-click-on-the-link-and-youll-find-out/147701.md?page=1)