# Just felt I needed to share the meaning of my screen name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424 "2014-07-18T03:57:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/21 "2014-07-18T19:40:29Z")

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Nah, I’m holding out for Pancreasbook. Faces are just weird.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/22 "2014-07-18T20:19:32Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Q: How will you get rid of it? Dynamite…?

That should be dynomite. 😃

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/23 "2014-07-18T20:24:51Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Damn, now I want to change my screen name to \*\* squidfuckerjollyroger\*\*!

if you hurry that name is still available.

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/24 "2014-07-18T20:33:33Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I like Facebook too.
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> Welcome gto the boards, **FBJJ**.

I just felt the need to share the meaning of “gto”!

Gran Turismo Omologato

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/25 "2014-07-18T20:38:21Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Only guilty people volunteer information.

No way am I telling anyone why I’m **Intergalactic Gladiator**.

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**Author:** ![FBJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@FBJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FBJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/26 "2014-07-18T23:51:05Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Q: How will you get rid of it? Dynamite…?

I will figure it out

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**Author:** ![FBJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@FBJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FBJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/27 "2014-07-18T23:52:39Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I like Facebook too.
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> Welcome gto the boards, **FBJJ**.

Facebook is the Internet

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/28 "2014-07-19T00:06:16Z")

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> [@FBJJ](#):
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> Facebook is the Internet

No, it’s really not, actually.

I predict a short, meaningless and pointless career for you on the SBMB. You don’t have the stones or smarts to last here long at all. You will be unremembered history in 30 days max.

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**Author:** ![FBJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@FBJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FBJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/29 "2014-07-19T00:16:08Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> No, it’s really not, actually.
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> I predict a short, meaningless and pointless career for you on the SBMB. You don’t have the stones or smarts to last here long at all. You will be unremembered history in 30 days max.

what are you talking about?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/30 "2014-07-19T00:51:35Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> No, it’s really not, actually.
> 
> I predict a short, meaningless and pointless career for you on the SBMB. You don’t have the stones or smarts to last here long at all. You will be unremembered history in 30 days max.

Knock off the personal insults, **chiroptera**.

**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![FBJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@FBJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FBJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/31 "2014-07-19T01:18:05Z")

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> [@chiroptera](#):
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> No, it’s really not, actually.
> 
> I predict a short, meaningless and pointless career for you on the SBMB. You don’t have the stones or smarts to last here long at all. You will be unremembered history in 30 days max.

why do you have to be so nasty?

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-felt-i-needed-to-share-the-meaning-of-my-screen-name/693424/32 "2014-07-19T01:41:18Z")

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He’s batty like that. _rimshot_

Welcome, **FBJJ**! This place has it all over Facebook. F’rinstance, none of my fellow parishioners, family, or old girlfriends who have gone Tea Party post here.

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