# Just Fucking Leave Already If You're Going To **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 19, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293 "2004-03-19T21:56:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/61 "2004-03-21T06:22:43Z")
Hello, **Aesiron** …Um, I just got back from a food festival in Solvang and I had some [Aqvavit](http://www.northerner.com/products/sys228hel.html), among other things…so could you update me? We’re supposed to start paying? I will, but when does this happen? Sorry for the dumb questions, but…Aqvavit! ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/62 "2004-03-21T06:25:47Z")
I’m just trying to decide if there’s more: 1.) bitching about the new subscription system, 2.) bitching about the people bitching about the new subscription system, or 3.) bitching about the people bitching about the people bitching about the new subscription system. It’s meta-bitching! Just to take it to the next level (fourth-order bitching): “What’s with all you people who can’t understand the people who can’t understand the people who refuse to pay for the board? Jesus, I just don’t understand you people. I mean, GAH!” (To be honest, even in total, there has been an order of magnitude less bitching about this than I expected, largely due to the more-than-reasonable price.) Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/63 "2004-03-21T06:27:03Z")
Check the last twenty or so posts of _Azati Prime_, **viva**. That’ll tell you most everything you need to know, both good and bad. If you still need to know what’s going on, just check out ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/64 "2004-03-21T11:36:14Z")
Y’know, I’m finding it very amusing to see the OP of this thread having a nervous fucking breakdown in [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242980&page=5&pp=50) because some of his Trekkie friends are leaving. > [@Aesiron](#): > > Christ. These threads and you guys are 90%+ of the reason I’ve stuck around the past year and a half. If our group splinters, I’ll have no reason to stick around myself. > [@Aesiron](#): > > By the way, I’m very relieved to see you’re staying if you had left in addition to Tars, I’m not sure I would have even bothered to stick around myself. Fer fuck sake; If you’re staying, just please pay the $5 quietly and we’ll see you on April 22nd. If you’re not, so long… we wish you well. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/65 "2004-03-21T11:44:40Z")
Just say no to anxiety. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/66 "2004-03-21T13:01:16Z")
It’s wonderful to watch a common enemy pull together people from all walks of life;rich and rich,and poor and poor,those without the power to make any change,and those with the power refusing to change because of personal “ethics.” Maybe we should ONLY posSANEt threads about who’s leaving,staying,going IN because they can’t decide what to do;until April 21st,and then no more.Or you get banned. It would be interesting to see posters tippy toe around the subject. Anyway this lovefest just warms the heart of my cockle. (Admittedly,it doesn’t take much to warm it up. It got real warm when people were talking about masturbatory wankfests.Mmm…we’re not really going to cancel those,are we?) ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/67 "2004-03-21T13:47:15Z")
Perhaps a vigorous debate over entitlement philosophies will assuage us all. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/68 "2004-03-21T16:59:58Z")
My response to the people who feel a blazing need to inform everyone that they’re leaving individually in their own threads is the standard: “Don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out.” Personally, I don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut WHY anyone’s leaving. Could be the “pay to play” being put into effect. Could be that they no longer have enough time. Could be that they’ve suddenly lost their hands in a horrifying chainsaw accident. None of that changes my feeling that “I’m leaving” threads are self-indulgent egotistical attention-whoring. If there’re people you want to let know you aren’t posting any more, email them. If you want to know why you haven’t seen someone around in a while, email them. If they don’t have an email listed…then I guess they don’t want anyone to get in touch with them and you’re SOL. I’m sure ONE “I’d like to stay but I dont have a credit card/can’t use PayPal/am a spy from Mars and therefore unable to send in $4.95” thread - _ **ONE** _ - would be enough for the “Wow, I really want to gift-subscribe someone” people to find their perfect match. Hell, make it a sticky so no one has to worry about it falling off the front page. The individual “I’m leaving woe is me I just luuuuuurve the hell out of **User** and **User2** and I got so much support from **UserWhoRules** and I’m so very very sorry that I will no longer be able to share my infinite wisdom with **User I Met** in [thread name](http://www.straightdope.com)” threads are just pap and filler. Eh hem. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/69 "2004-03-21T17:36:27Z")
The worst thing of all are these people who swear they’re leaving and then a couple of hours later decide to stay because two people posted about how sad they are about it. I mean really, two want you to stay and another two thousand don’t give a shit. Just leave and be done with it and for once, shut the fuck up. Haj ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/70 "2004-03-21T18:18:54Z")
> [@Hamadryad](#): > > I’m sure ONE “I’d like to stay but I dont have a credit card/can’t use PayPal/am a spy from Mars and therefore unable to send in $4.95” thread - _ **ONE** _ - would be enough for the “Wow, I really want to gift-subscribe someone” people to find their perfect match. Hell, make it a sticky so no one has to worry about it falling off the front page. Just for the record - **Really Not All That Bright** did request to have his ATMB thread be made a sticky, and the request was declined by the Powers That Be. **EddyTeddyFreddy** started her own ATMB thread to enquire about ways of setting up something more anonymous, and that too morphed into an “ask for/offer to help” thread, so now we have two. It would have been a helluva lot easier to have everything consolidated into one thread visible to all at the top of every forum, but apparently it ain’t gonna happen. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/71 "2004-03-21T21:47:53Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > Y’know, I’m finding it very amusing to see the OP of this thread having a nervous fucking breakdown in [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242980&page=5&pp=50) because some of his Trekkie friends are leaving. > > Fer fuck sake; If you’re staying, just please pay the $5 quietly and we’ll see you on April 22nd. If you’re not, so long… we wish you well. I have no clue how often you read those threads (I hope it’s often and that I’m just not remembering you because otherwise, your following me there is just a little bizarre.) but if you’re familiar with them, you’d know that they’re full of hyperbole. Yes, I’m sad to see \*\*Tars \*\* go and I’m relieved to see \*\*viva \*\* staying but to try to paint my hyperbolic comments in an old (and hence _not new_, which is what this rant is about) thread where others like me would want to know about any departures as having a nervous breakdown is pretty fucking ignorant, in addition to being creepy as hell. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/72 "2004-03-21T23:24:07Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I have no clue how often you read those threads (I hope it’s often and that I’m just not remembering you because otherwise, your following me there is just a little bizarre.) but if you’re familiar with them, you’d know that they’re full of hyperbole. Get over yersen, pillock, you ain’t picked up a stalker. You directed someone to the fucking thread I quoted from in the post just before mine. > [@](#): > > Yes, I’m sad to see \*\*Tars \*\* go and I’m relieved to see \*\*viva \*\* staying but to try to paint my hyperbolic comments in an old (and hence _not new_, which is what this rant is about) thread where others like me would want to know about any departures as having a nervous breakdown is pretty fucking ignorant, in addition to being creepy as hell. Seeing as you are aware of what hyperbole is, I figured you’d get the fact that the nervous breakdown crack was hyperbole. Guess not. Moron. The main point of my post, you lissencephalic custard, is that you do not practice what you preach - you are a hypocritical shitstain. Here you are bitching and moaning about all the fucking threads with people giving their teary-eyed goodbyes, while at the same fucking time you’re using a CS thread to say your teary farewells to yer mates who are leaving. Why the fuck are you not telling your mates to shut the fuck up just piss off if they’re going? Because you’re a hypocritical cunt, pal. Oh yeah, you’re only complaining about _new_ threads. Pity parties and masturbatory wankfests about the subscription thing are fine as long as you post 'em in older threads - even if the thread has fuck all to do with the subscription deal. While I’m at it; I hope Enterprise gets cancelled and the network doesn’t even bother to air the last few episodes of the season. Because reading you cry about it like the sad Trekkie fanboy bitch you are will make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/73 "2004-03-21T23:59:20Z")
Where did I claim you were a stalker? I said it was a little bizarre that you followed me to that thread and it still is. Stalking would imply that you do it often. And if you would read my OP and the other posts in this thread, you would see I have said numerous times that my problem with the current subscription brouhaha is over the amount of threads posted. I don’t really give a fuck how emotional people get over other peoples’ departures because, _as I said in my OP_, I understand that people here have friends and even loved ones they might not see again after this plan kicks in. Maybe if, instead of trying to impress us with your knowledge of how to use a dictionary and thesaurus, you would brush up on your reading comprehension, you might understand the point of my OP. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/74 "2004-03-22T00:26:00Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Maybe if, instead of trying to impress us with your knowledge of how to use a dictionary and thesaurus… I was hoping to impress with my usage of the word ‘custard’. That’s it, I’m leaving. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/75 "2004-03-22T00:27:30Z")
Miss me? ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/76 "2004-03-22T00:43:24Z")
Wow–this is the perfect place to post that I’m outta here come April! Yes, that’s right, I’m hauling my [brainwashed-by-evil-yeast](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=223757) , [alien-luvin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=166836) ass somewhere else, somewhere free, somewhere that appreciates the [manly studliness](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=132434) that is Wabbit. I’ve made good use of my time here, had many [burning questions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=67269) answered, resolved some [personal problems](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=119692) , and even managed to [play Gawd](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=65105). I’ve figured out what sort of [salivating companion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=60627) I’d like, and what jobs [totally, absolutely suck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=135225) . And let no one say that Wabbit can’t wank with the best of 'em. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/77 "2004-03-22T01:17:56Z")
> [@Kal](#): > > Miss me? Go to hell you fucking fat cunt. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/78 "2004-03-22T01:32:01Z")
> [@Tars Tarkas](#): > > Go to hell you fucking fat cunt. Ah, **Tars** …You have a way with words.\* 😃 \*This is not hyperbole. ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/79 "2004-03-22T09:07:12Z")
you know, I was toying with the idea of paying the $5 ($5 USD I take it … which is like $7 up here, but I digress) to kick around this place and take part. I think now, after reading this thread, I shall not. Thanks for the couple of years. _poof_ ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293/80 "2004-03-22T09:27:41Z")
Hell, I’ll go out on a limb and say this thread is one of the reasons I’m staying. I was just gonna pile on the ol “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out” school of thought, but Kal’s “miss me” and Tar’s “go to hell” highlight the adolescent humor that enlivens a jet lagged China Guy’s afternoon as he kills time reading the SDMB before heading home. Not to mention the poster that said it’s only $5 fricking dollars in an early post on page one and in a much more eloquent way than I could have. To miss all this for five clams would be absurd. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/just-fucking-leave-already-if-youre-going-to/235293.md?page=5)